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2017-11-06 10:58:09 AM  
I like pie.
 
2017-11-06 11:08:17 AM  
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2017-11-06 11:18:18 AM  
Makes you wonder who would win in a race between Sonic the Hedgehog and Thomas the Train Engine.

I mean, Sonic is the fastest thing alive, and he eats lots of chili dogs, but Thomas the Train Engine, you put railroad tracks in front of him, ain't no stoppin' him.  He's a machine.
 
2017-11-06 11:32:19 AM  
It's like that time I went for a walk and found my old penknife there among the chalk rock, a miracle repeated years later when I stumbled upon a keychain I didn't know was missing, right there in the grass outside building 958. Mississippi is like that.
 
2017-11-06 11:54:19 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Makes you wonder who would win in a race between Sonic the Hedgehog and Thomas the Train Engine.

I mean, Sonic is the fastest thing alive, and he eats lots of chili dogs, but Thomas the Train Engine, you put railroad tracks in front of him, ain't no stoppin' him.  He's a machine.


Pffff. Thomas gets derailed or otherwise causes a wreck on a daily basis. It's amazing to me that Topham Hatt isn't in prison, let alone held out as an upstanding member of the community.

Sonic, on the other hand, rescues animals, and does it with attitude.
 
2017-11-06 12:00:36 PM  

kevlar51: Mike_LowELL: Makes you wonder who would win in a race between Sonic the Hedgehog and Thomas the Train Engine.

I mean, Sonic is the fastest thing alive, and he eats lots of chili dogs, but Thomas the Train Engine, you put railroad tracks in front of him, ain't no stoppin' him.  He's a machine.

Pffff. Thomas gets derailed or otherwise causes a wreck on a daily basis. It's amazing to me that Topham Hatt isn't in prison, let alone held out as an upstanding member of the community.

Sonic, on the other hand, rescues animals, and does it with attitude.


You make some good points which are backed up with fact-based research, but I dunno, man, I think we just need to let the two settle this.  Work something out with Robotnik, so while Sonic is racing, nobody retrieves all the Chaos Emeralds and casts our planet into darkness.

It's time to go fast, and only one can survive.  Or at least that's my opinion.
 
2017-11-06 12:07:18 PM  

Mike_LowELL: kevlar51: Mike_LowELL: Makes you wonder who would win in a race between Sonic the Hedgehog and Thomas the Train Engine.

I mean, Sonic is the fastest thing alive, and he eats lots of chili dogs, but Thomas the Train Engine, you put railroad tracks in front of him, ain't no stoppin' him.  He's a machine.

Pffff. Thomas gets derailed or otherwise causes a wreck on a daily basis. It's amazing to me that Topham Hatt isn't in prison, let alone held out as an upstanding member of the community.

Sonic, on the other hand, rescues animals, and does it with attitude.

You make some good points which are backed up with fact-based research, but I dunno, man, I think we just need to let the two settle this.  Work something out with Robotnik, so while Sonic is racing, nobody retrieves all the Chaos Emeralds and casts our planet into darkness.

It's time to go fast, and only one can survive.  Or at least that's my opinion.


Somewhere along the way, some moron in a suit decided Robitnik would be better off called Eggman.
 
2017-11-06 12:26:43 PM  

kevlar51: Somewhere along the way, some moron in a suit decided Robitnik would be better off called Eggman.


I heard it was those damn Japanese.  Sad.  Can't keep out of our glorious American videogames.
 
2017-11-06 12:35:45 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Makes you wonder who would win in a race between Sonic the Hedgehog and Thomas the Train Engine.

I mean, Sonic is the fastest thing alive, and he eats lots of chili dogs, but Thomas the Train Engine, you put railroad tracks in front of him, ain't no stoppin' him.  He's a machine.


Sonic v. Thomas... feh... that's a race for second place, at best.. as everyone knows The Road Runner can pwn them all... heck, that Little Beeper dude can pwn them too.
 
2017-11-06 12:40:52 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I like pie.



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2017-11-06 12:49:23 PM  

espiaboricua: Mike_LowELL: Makes you wonder who would win in a race between Sonic the Hedgehog and Thomas the Train Engine.

I mean, Sonic is the fastest thing alive, and he eats lots of chili dogs, but Thomas the Train Engine, you put railroad tracks in front of him, ain't no stoppin' him.  He's a machine.

Sonic v. Thomas... feh... that's a race for second place, at best.. as everyone knows The Road Runner can pwn them all... heck, that Little Beeper dude can pwn them too.


A coyote can run 40 mph, while the top speed of a Road Runner maxes out at 20.  It takes a really incompetent coyote not to be able to outrun a road runner.  The problem is that he thought he was too smart, and let all those fancy schemes get in the way of a simple chase.  It's nothing but hubris, plain and simple.  The coyote doesn't deserve to catch the road runner.
 
2017-11-06 12:49:29 PM  

espiaboricua: Mike_LowELL: Makes you wonder who would win in a race between Sonic the Hedgehog and Thomas the Train Engine.

I mean, Sonic is the fastest thing alive, and he eats lots of chili dogs, but Thomas the Train Engine, you put railroad tracks in front of him, ain't no stoppin' him.  He's a machine.

Sonic v. Thomas... feh... that's a race for second place, at best.. as everyone knows The Road Runner can pwn them all... heck, that Little Beeper dude can pwn them too.


It could be like that show, Wacky Races, you could have some sick jokes, like maybe the Road Runner runs through the painted tunnel, and then the Coyote gets hit by Thomas.

Damn.  This is some original material here.
 
2017-11-06 12:50:36 PM  
Is RealTalkLiteTM where the Politics tab trolls say mean things to their alts and pretend it is advice ?
 
2017-11-06 12:51:45 PM  

One Bad Apple: Is RealTalkLiteTM where the Politics tab trolls say mean things to their alts and pretend it is advice ?


I honestly have no idea what the thread was supposed to be, I apologize in advance if it was for constructive purposes, I couldn't help myself.
 
2017-11-06 12:52:32 PM  
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2017-11-06 12:53:05 PM  

One Bad Apple: Is RealTalkLiteTM where the Politics tab trolls say mean things to their alts and pretend it is advice ?


If it is, we've completely changed it now!
 
2017-11-06 01:05:07 PM  

Mike_LowELL: kevlar51: Somewhere along the way, some moron in a suit decided Robitnik would be better off called Eggman.

I heard it was those damn Japanese.  Sad.  Can't keep out of our glorious American videogames.


I blame the Beatles.
 
2017-11-06 01:18:20 PM  
I hate that thing that people from Southern California dooooo

Where at the end of there sentences

They have some annoying and uncalled forinflection...
 
2017-11-06 01:19:46 PM  
Their, there, they're.

Frogdammit
 
2017-11-06 02:00:23 PM  
El Paso is closer to Los Angeles than it is to Houston.
 
2017-11-06 02:02:38 PM  
I wish my father, a lifelong Houston Buffs, Colt .45s, and Astros fan could have lived to see them win the World Series.
Alas.
 
2017-11-06 02:10:25 PM  
Sometimes when I go into public restrooms, I fold the toilet paper into that "V" shape you get in the bathroom of a nicer hotel.

I've impacted some random strangers lives.
 
2017-11-06 02:12:56 PM  
I just had to change a light-bulb.  Can not recall the last time that happened.
 
2017-11-06 02:21:23 PM  

espiaboricua: Marcus Aurelius: I like pie.


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Is that sauerkraut?
 
2017-11-06 02:30:10 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: espiaboricua: Marcus Aurelius: I like pie.


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Is that sauerkraut?


pretty sure it's coconut


MMMM...sauerkraut pie could have some possibilities though!!!

*off to the Googles!*
 
2017-11-06 03:20:04 PM  

Mike_LowELL: espiaboricua: Mike_LowELL: Makes you wonder who would win in a race between Sonic the Hedgehog and Thomas the Train Engine.

I mean, Sonic is the fastest thing alive, and he eats lots of chili dogs, but Thomas the Train Engine, you put railroad tracks in front of him, ain't no stoppin' him.  He's a machine.

Sonic v. Thomas... feh... that's a race for second place, at best.. as everyone knows The Road Runner can pwn them all... heck, that Little Beeper dude can pwn them too.

It could be like that show, Wacky Races, you could have some sick jokes, like maybe the Road Runner runs through the painted tunnel, and then the Coyote gets hit by Thomas.

Damn.  This is some original material here.


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