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2017-11-05 09:45:57 PM  
Anti semetic anchovies.
 
2017-11-05 09:54:29 PM  
He lost a lot of money over the NFL boycotting. Nobody is buying pizza.
 
2017-11-05 10:03:20 PM  

FlyingBacon: He lost a lot of money over the NFL boycotting. Nobody is buying pizza.


Except Pizza Hut says their sales are up. Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.
 
2017-11-05 10:14:59 PM  
Nazis like their pizzas from bigger ovens, apparently.

You should still punch them in the face every chance you get.
 
2017-11-05 10:32:49 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: You should still punch them in the face every chance you get.


You wanna punch me in the face?  I mean, I'm not a Nazi, I just want to fight, because I'm violent.  Seems like a good thread to talk about it.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2017-11-05 10:42:28 PM  

Confabulat: Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.


You're right about the alt-right's idiotic arguments about the boycott, but Pizza Hut isn't exactly edible either.
 
2017-11-05 10:54:42 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Nazis like their pizzas from bigger ovens, apparently.

You should still punch them in the face every chance you get.


I see what you did there.
 
2017-11-05 11:01:32 PM  

Mike_LowELL: ecmoRandomNumbers: You should still punch them in the face every chance you get.

You wanna punch me in the face?  I mean, I'm not a Nazi, I just want to fight, because I'm violent.  Seems like a good thread to talk about it.


Ooo, yeah. I like violence. I like action movies where things get blown up but the hero just brushes the dust off and goes on to kill all the bad guys. I imagine punching is like that, where you get punched and then punch the other guy, then he punches you, then you punch him, until you're both bloody and farked up, but then you laugh and end up the best of friends, even though he's a Nazi and you're a Jew, because you've shared violence together. I like violence.
 
2017-11-05 11:08:03 PM  

MrBallou: Mike_LowELL: ecmoRandomNumbers: You should still punch them in the face every chance you get.

You wanna punch me in the face?  I mean, I'm not a Nazi, I just want to fight, because I'm violent.  Seems like a good thread to talk about it.

Ooo, yeah. I like violence. I like action movies where things get blown up but the hero just brushes the dust off and goes on to kill all the bad guys. I imagine punching is like that, where you get punched and then punch the other guy, then he punches you, then you punch him, until you're both bloody and farked up, but then you laugh and end up the best of friends, even though he's a Nazi and you're a Jew, because you've shared violence together. I like violence.


This is what I tell them over at karate class but they insist violence lacks discipline and respect.

I just want to punch someone.  See if what you say is true...
 
2017-11-05 11:19:01 PM  

Mike_LowELL: MrBallou: Mike_LowELL: ecmoRandomNumbers: You should still punch them in the face every chance you get.

You wanna punch me in the face?  I mean, I'm not a Nazi, I just want to fight, because I'm violent.  Seems like a good thread to talk about it.

Ooo, yeah. I like violence. I like action movies where things get blown up but the hero just brushes the dust off and goes on to kill all the bad guys. I imagine punching is like that, where you get punched and then punch the other guy, then he punches you, then you punch him, until you're both bloody and farked up, but then you laugh and end up the best of friends, even though he's a Nazi and you're a Jew, because you've shared violence together. I like violence.

This is what I tell them over at karate class but they insist violence lacks discipline and respect.

I just want to punch someone.  See if what you say is true...


Then you've got to find a polar opposite. Conservative:Liberal (too obvious), Country:Hip Hop, Chicago Pizza:NYC Pizza, Kale:Twinkies, Manilow:Prince, the list goes on and on. Only violence can bring us together.
 
2017-11-05 11:33:25 PM  

MrBallou: Only violence can bring us together.


Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
Youtube zuuObGsB0No
 
2017-11-05 11:50:51 PM  
"At this point I have a request for our fans.  If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us -- leave us the fark alone!  Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records." -- Kurt Cobain
 
2017-11-06 12:02:22 AM  

jbc: Confabulat: Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.

You're right about the alt-right's idiotic arguments about the boycott, but Pizza Hut isn't exactly edible either.


Eh, I'm okay with Pizza Hut. They're close to my house. And that reminds me, I have a limited time coupon for a three-topping medium for six bucks. Have to use that before Wednesday.
 
2017-11-06 12:09:27 AM  
What's a guy to do when he both hates black people and isn't so keen on actual Nazis. Feel sorry for the poor guy.
 
2017-11-06 12:17:14 AM  

Confabulat: FlyingBacon: He lost a lot of money over the NFL boycotting. Nobody is buying pizza.

Except Pizza Hut says their sales are up. Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.


 Elitist flyover typing alert!!: I get fresh ingredients and do my part to support my local pizzeria for maybe $4 more. They have specials, too, asshole. Try giving the people what they want, instead of appealing to what you think they want to hear.
 
2017-11-06 12:17:30 AM  

Ghastly: What's a guy to do when he both hates black people and isn't so keen on actual Nazis. Feel sorry for the poor guy.


He knows his audience.  Trump 'disavows' Nazis but still sells them MAGA hats.  It's all for show.

Johnny can disavow them too.  They understand its all for show.  He'll still sell them a pie and he'll still put out an al(t)right political message periodically.
 
2017-11-06 12:43:00 AM  

wejash: Ghastly: What's a guy to do when he both hates black people and isn't so keen on actual Nazis. Feel sorry for the poor guy.

He knows his audience.  Trump 'disavows' Nazis but still sells them MAGA hats.  It's all for show.

Johnny can disavow them too.  They understand its all for show.  He'll still sell them a pie and he'll still put out an al(t)right political message periodically.


To be fair, this was the company Papa John's telling Nazis not to eat their pizza, not the asshole man.
 
2017-11-06 01:09:47 AM  
That's just doing them a favor.  If he really wanted to hurt them, he'd tell them to buy his pizza exclusively.  That way they might get sick off of pizza from the people who can't get sick days.
 
2017-11-06 01:23:58 AM  
It already tasted like crap, so it's not going to hurt them that much.
 
2017-11-06 01:30:32 AM  
*wink* *wink*

They know he doesn't mean it.
 
2017-11-06 01:58:57 AM  
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2017-11-06 02:03:06 AM  

MrBallou: I imagine punching is like that, where you get punched and then punch the other guy, then he punches you, then you punch him, until you're both bloody and farked up, but then you laugh and end up the best of friends, even though he's a Nazi and you're a Jew, because you've shared violence together. I like violence.


Add a little Christmas spirit and you've got:

The Vandals - Oi! To The World
Youtube oKk-2Pu2N8g
 
2017-11-06 05:17:51 AM  
They can start a marketing campaign and start having the alt-right buy white pizza. Get some video of papa John delivering them to Trump and you got a commercial.
 
2017-11-06 06:11:36 AM  
Maybe he'll learn that you can't have a national brand and play in politics, at the very least not if you insist on being the face of the company in commercials.  Lay down with dogs...
 
2017-11-06 07:20:02 AM  

Mr.Tangent: Maybe he'll learn that you can't have a national brand and play in politics, at the very least not if you insist on being the face of the company in commercials.  Lay down with dogs...


Hollyweird is learning that lesson right now as well .
 
2017-11-06 07:38:06 AM  
While the protests haven't done much about curtailing police brutality, I do have to thank them for not subjecting me to the national anthem before every football game. That's a nice relief because the song is awful and has nothing, literally nothing, to do with me enjoying the Eagles kicking the crap out of teams this year.
 
2017-11-06 07:57:16 AM  

fusillade762: jbc: Confabulat: Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.

You're right about the alt-right's idiotic arguments about the boycott, but Pizza Hut isn't exactly edible either.

Eh, I'm okay with Pizza Hut. They're close to my house. And that reminds me, I have a limited time coupon for a three-topping medium for six bucks. Have to use that before Wednesday.


Occasionally I get a craving for their supreme deep dish, I like it and it's a lot of pizza for ten bucks. My favorite local place would charge well over 20 bucks for something similar.
 
2017-11-06 08:02:47 AM  
I know I still have 4 weeks left until I receive my MBA but I'm pretty sure telling the only customers you have left not to buy your product is a bad business move.

So was using the cover of the ACA to slash employee hours and pay, but that's a different story.
 
2017-11-06 08:55:56 AM  

wejash: Ghastly: What's a guy to do when he both hates black people and isn't so keen on actual Nazis. Feel sorry for the poor guy.

He knows his audience.  Trump 'disavows' Nazis but still sells them MAGA hats.  It's all for show.

Johnny can disavow them too.  They understand its all for show.  He'll still sell them a pie and he'll still put out an al(t)right political message periodically.


When did he ever do that?  I didn't even think him saying the protest situation was hurting sales was him taking a stand one way or the other.  He never actually said kneeling.  Just that the NFL needs to handle it.  That's not taking sides.
 
2017-11-06 09:45:30 AM  
LL316:When did he ever do that?  I didn't even think him saying the protest situation was hurting sales was him taking a stand one way or the other.  He never actually said kneeling.  Just that the NFL needs to handle it.  That's not taking sides.

It really doesn't take much guessing to figure out which side of the NFL controversy he's on.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/​b​usiness/2013/01/14/pizza-papa-john-sch​natter/1566364/

"You know, if a Democrat were here, he'd look around and say no one should live like this. Republicans come here and say everyone should live like this."
 
2017-11-06 09:50:20 AM  
HOT CIRCLE OF GARBAGE
 
2017-11-06 09:54:49 AM  
And this is why your CEO should shut the fark up and let the PR department speak for the company.
 
2017-11-06 10:11:29 AM  

Mr.Tangent: Maybe he'll learn that you can't have a national brand and play in politics, at the very least not if you insist on being the face of the company in commercials. Lay down with dogs...


Whichever side you take, you're going to alienate half of your customer base. Not a smart business move.
 
2017-11-06 10:26:56 AM  

Confabulat: FlyingBacon: He lost a lot of money over the NFL boycotting. Nobody is buying pizza.

Except Pizza Hut says their sales are up. Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.


By eating just as shiatty Pizza Hut pizza? God knows none of the chains makes a decent pizza anymore, it was sacrificed on the altar of profits.
 
2017-11-06 10:57:54 AM  

MrBallou: Mike_LowELL: MrBallou: Mike_LowELL: ecmoRandomNumbers: You should still punch them in the face every chance you get.

You wanna punch me in the face?  I mean, I'm not a Nazi, I just want to fight, because I'm violent.  Seems like a good thread to talk about it.

Ooo, yeah. I like violence. I like action movies where things get blown up but the hero just brushes the dust off and goes on to kill all the bad guys. I imagine punching is like that, where you get punched and then punch the other guy, then he punches you, then you punch him, until you're both bloody and farked up, but then you laugh and end up the best of friends, even though he's a Nazi and you're a Jew, because you've shared violence together. I like violence.

This is what I tell them over at karate class but they insist violence lacks discipline and respect.

I just want to punch someone.  See if what you say is true...

Then you've got to find a polar opposite. Conservative:Liberal (too obvious), Country:Hip Hop, Chicago Pizza:NYC Pizza, Kale:Twinkies, Manilow:Prince, the list goes on and on. Only violence can bring us together.


Buble:Sinatra   McDonalds:IN-N-OUT
 
2017-11-06 11:06:34 AM  
Mike_LowELL:
This is what I tell them over at karate class but they insist violence lacks discipline and respect.

I just want to punch someone.  See if what you say is true...



The Frantics - Boot to the Head - 16. Ti Kwan Leep
Youtube Z8VD4JXUozM


/Oblig
 
2017-11-06 11:12:46 AM  

jbc: Confabulat: Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.

You're right about the alt-right's idiotic arguments about the boycott, but Pizza Hut isn't exactly edible either.


Pizza Hut is plenty fine.  It's the McDonald's of pizza.  Suitable amount of grease, crust slightly crunchy for texture and structure, decent dough flavor.   Papa John's is wayyyyyyy over-garlicked, tomato sauce is the blandest, and it's too floppy.  The pizza has no structure, like picking up a wet noddle.
 
2017-11-06 11:33:33 AM  
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2017-11-06 11:43:51 AM  

Confabulat: FlyingBacon: He lost a lot of money over the NFL boycotting. Nobody is buying pizza.

Except Pizza Hut says their sales are up. Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.


Shiatty pizza made by a company owned by a shiatty guy.
 
2017-11-06 11:51:27 AM  

inglixthemad: Confabulat: FlyingBacon: He lost a lot of money over the NFL boycotting. Nobody is buying pizza.

Except Pizza Hut says their sales are up. Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.

By eating just as shiatty Pizza Hut pizza? God knows none of the chains makes a decent pizza anymore, it was sacrificed on the altar of profits.


Which happen because people are cheap mother farkers that are in a race to the bottom.
Also see: Airline tickets
 
2017-11-06 11:54:38 AM  

MrBallou: Mike_LowELL: ecmoRandomNumbers: You should still punch them in the face every chance you get.

You wanna punch me in the face?  I mean, I'm not a Nazi, I just want to fight, because I'm violent.  Seems like a good thread to talk about it.

Ooo, yeah. I like violence. I like action movies where things get blown up but the hero just brushes the dust off and goes on to kill all the bad guys. I imagine punching is like that, where you get punched and then punch the other guy, then he punches you, then you punch him, until you're both bloody and farked up, but then you laugh and end up the best of friends, even though he's a Nazi and you're a Jew, because you've shared violence together. I like violence.


If I should punch you,
please try to remember the good times
warm days fills with sunshine,
and my knuckles up alongside of your head.
 
2017-11-06 12:34:42 PM  
If Nazis wanted pizza where the crust is 4" wide and the cheese all falls off with one bite, I wasn't going to stop them.
 
2017-11-06 12:58:00 PM  

Ghastly: What's a guy to do when he both hates black people and isn't so keen on actual Nazis. Feel sorry for the poor guy.


I can't say there is any direct evidence of dislike for actual Nazis.  He simply understands that self identifying racists (que "I'm not a racist, but" and "I support all of Hitler's policies but don't call me a racist") are vanishingly small.  He's willing to insult this group in an attempt to whitewash his support of lynching by cops.
 
2017-11-06 01:12:15 PM  

jbc: Confabulat: Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.

You're right about the alt-right's idiotic arguments about the boycott, but Pizza Hut isn't exactly edible either.


I can't eat Pizza Hut pizza anymore. Too much of their crust comes off smelling like wet dog.
 
2017-11-06 01:38:51 PM  

mrsleep: inglixthemad: Confabulat: FlyingBacon: He lost a lot of money over the NFL boycotting. Nobody is buying pizza.

Except Pizza Hut says their sales are up. Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.

By eating just as shiatty Pizza Hut pizza? God knows none of the chains makes a decent pizza anymore, it was sacrificed on the altar of profits.

Which happen because people are cheap mother farkers that are in a race to the bottom.
Also see: Airline tickets


Preaching to the choir about airline tickets. I'm traveling today and have had my connecting flight delayed twice. There's a reason I upgraded to a TBM partnership: I hate living my life according to some airline's schedule. Wasn't so bad years ago, sure it was a bit more expensive but they had more planes in case one had a mechanical issue or some other arbitrary problem.
 
2017-11-06 03:17:54 PM  
I thought everybody did that due to the quality.
 
2017-11-06 04:01:34 PM  

SpectroBoy: Confabulat: FlyingBacon: He lost a lot of money over the NFL boycotting. Nobody is buying pizza.

Except Pizza Hut says their sales are up. Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.

Shiatty pizza made by a company owned by a shiatty guy.


He would know this if he wasn't in Moscow.
 
2017-11-06 04:30:15 PM  

jayphat: jbc: Confabulat: Maybe people just finally noticed that Papa John's is shiatty pizza.

You're right about the alt-right's idiotic arguments about the boycott, but Pizza Hut isn't exactly edible either.

I can't eat Pizza Hut pizza anymore. Too much of their crust comes off smelling like wet dog.


Pizza Hut's issue is that they soak the entire crust in grease before cooking it. It's one thing to have a buttery, flaky crust; it's an entirely different thing when you can see through the cardboard when you're done with the pizza.
 
2017-11-06 04:44:32 PM  

germ78: Pizza Hut's issue is that they soak the entire crust in grease before cooking it. It's one thing to have a buttery, flaky crust; it's an entirely different thing when you can see through the cardboard when you're done with the pizza.


Yep, I stopped eating there when I realized the same thing: Their pan pizzas are basically deep fried pizza.

I've tried making it at home (recipe here), and the only way I was able to mimic the Pizza Hut texture was if I used at least a full cup of olive oil in the skillet. It was quite an eye opening experience.
 
2017-11-06 04:49:18 PM  
Superior Ingredients.
Superior Pizza.
Furher John's.
 
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