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(UPI)   Baby with tail born in India, Fb- swears he didn't do it   ( divider line
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9280 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jan 2002 at 8:19 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-12 08:22:40 PM  
What, no picture?
2002-01-12 08:24:20 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-12 08:24:26 PM  
Since the parents are charging to see it, it will probably end up being glued on or something
2002-01-12 08:24:28 PM  
Wow a four inch dick on a newborn...
2002-01-12 08:25:27 PM  
That pic got my vote!
2002-01-12 08:26:13 PM  
Reminds me of an episode of the X-Files
2002-01-12 08:26:41 PM  
Everest: My thoughts exactly.
2002-01-12 08:26:58 PM  
Fb- meaning...

ok ill asume its just a guys name in an all out blast of creativity and thought
2002-01-12 08:27:17 PM  
Here's a link with a picture:
baby born with tail
2002-01-12 08:28:10 PM  
or if you are too lazy to click, [image from too old to be available]
2002-01-12 08:29:49 PM  
There are pics Everest -- follow the photo link and enter the number at the end of the story. The pics are stange....
2002-01-12 08:30:27 PM  
The page wasn't even loaded when I realized it was another birth-defect baby with hundreds of Indian villagers rushing to worship it as a god.
I submitted an article last week about a baby whose defects caused it to be still-born, and still they figured it was Shiva. (The article didn't make the cut that time - it was a cool headline, even haha)
2002-01-12 08:32:17 PM  
Guess India got a serious pollution problem, mutants all over the place..wonder would it be better if they started a nuke-tossing contest with Pakistan
2002-01-12 08:32:26 PM  
Wow. Pops jacket is really styling!
You go lil monkey tail dude!
2002-01-12 08:32:37 PM  
lets try this again,[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-12 08:32:38 PM  
It's no farting dog, but a good story anyway.
2002-01-12 08:33:59 PM  
This kid's gonna have real troubles finding pants with a tail.
2002-01-12 08:39:09 PM  
Iqbal Qureshi, the child's maternal grandfather, who lives in Kharar town just outside Chandigarh in northern Punjab state, is taking Bajrangbali from temple to temple across various Indian cities where people offer money to pay their obeisance.

These words make me dizzy
2002-01-12 08:40:01 PM  
Hhhhmmmnnn. So apparently 'Monkey Man' fathered a son when he was around a while back.
2002-01-12 08:43:05 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-12 08:44:56 PM  
is it just me or does the tail look like its on its left butt cheek near the hip..
2002-01-12 08:47:58 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-12 08:53:14 PM  
errrr, that look like a penis to me.
2002-01-12 08:54:07 PM  
According to the Supersuckers, this kid's in league with Satan...
2002-01-12 08:56:30 PM  
Yeah he's kinda like Eeyore. Its just not attached quite right. Now is it?
2002-01-12 08:57:50 PM  
Damnit, this kid gets to be a god, but nobody believes me when I say I'm Jebus Christ.
2002-01-12 08:57:57 PM  
It looks like a finger.
2002-01-12 09:01:05 PM  
Yes, but can he wag it?
2002-01-12 09:02:25 PM  
looks like a giant cat penis.
I mean, like a normal size cat with a giant penis, not like a giant cat with a directly proportional sized penis.
2002-01-12 09:05:33 PM  
uh huuhhhhh.....

2002-01-12 09:05:53 PM  
How do you no so much about cat peni?
2002-01-12 09:06:41 PM  
I'm proud to admit I have no idea what a cat penis looks like.
2002-01-12 09:09:09 PM  
Does this mean that when he grows up , he might try and do 2 inputs to a chick at the same time....uggggg
2002-01-12 09:09:38 PM  
Women and children have been offering money and bowing before the baby to pay their respect.

Fb-, are you sure you don't wanna get in on this?
2002-01-12 09:10:17 PM  
[image from too old to be available][image from too old to be available]

2002-01-12 09:12:41 PM  
C'mon, you've all seen a cat do that weird sit on thier ass, lift a hind leg up, and lick themselves maneuver.

I know you have.
Don't lie, you're only cheating yourself.
2002-01-12 09:13:57 PM  
C'mon fb- Its not THAT big.
2002-01-12 09:18:41 PM  
Indian sausages have amazing adhesive qualities i see
2002-01-12 09:19:31 PM  
One of them ragheads stuck a chipolata up the poor kid's ass.
2002-01-12 09:19:55 PM  
Forget fb-, I think Jesse Jackson might have had something to do with this
2002-01-12 09:20:24 PM  
Looks like an extra finger that got moved around somewhere during pregnancy to me.The mother probably ate some of the canned goods her relatives here in the States sent her from the convenience stores they run(read:really old).Does anyone even make canned pork brains anymore?

And on another note:
Over 1,000 gods and goddesses?!
2002-01-12 09:21:18 PM  
See what happens when you smoke crack during pregnancy
2002-01-12 09:22:46 PM  
That kid needs a Moyel. Time for the Bris.
2002-01-12 09:24:13 PM  
Onomatopoeia-I think a cat like that has a problem,'cuz I've never seen cat dong when a cat is doing that.Or have you been experimenting on kitties?
2002-01-12 09:29:35 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-12 09:32:40 PM  
Here's what the kid'll look like in a few years, if he really is the monkey-god.
[image from too old to be available]
Apparently he will also be a devourer of souls with superhuman strength. Good for him.

Kthulu: [image from too old to be available]
You're supposed to serve them with "milk gravy" over eggs. At least I think those are eggs.
2002-01-12 09:32:43 PM  
I knew mating cats and humans would lead to no good!
2002-01-12 09:32:55 PM  
I highly recommend Geek Love a book by Katie Dunn.

It's about a family of "special kids" who are all in a circus sideshow. There is a sexy babe in the book who has a really small tail. Guys, I'm not kidding you, you'd be hot for her if you read it.

Katie Dunn is a tremendous writer, by the way. She used to be a boxing reporter. She's got a real style of writing that's right to the bone. Mike Hammer meets Salvador Dali.
2002-01-12 09:35:24 PM  
Damn that kid would make a killing at state fairs in this country.
2002-01-12 09:36:47 PM  
other oddities to follow.
[image from too old to be available]
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