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    More: Sick, gonorrhoea notification rates, Torres Strait Islander, Sexually transmitted disease, Torres Strait Islanders, Strait Islander people, Antibiotic resistance, Human sexual behavior, Hepatitis  
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2017-11-05 04:56:41 PM  
untreated it can cause serious health problems including infertility and sterility

I wasn't aware that those were two different things.
 
2017-11-05 05:48:04 PM  
Why is a story about the clap on the Geek Tab?
 
2017-11-05 07:03:37 PM  
here today, gonorrhea tomorrow
 
2017-11-05 07:15:28 PM  

fusillade762: untreated it can cause serious health problems including infertility and sterility

I wasn't aware that those were two different things.


Technically they are the same, but some people use the term infertility when they really mean low fertility. That's probably the difference that they mean.

Are they so much modern journalism, it's just really badly written.

At least one go over for proofreading would always be nice.
 
2017-11-05 07:25:51 PM  

fusillade762: Why is a story about the clap on the Geek Tab?


Because geeks still get the clap.

And other geeks research the cure to the clap.

The circle of the clap.
 
2017-11-05 07:30:59 PM  

chawco: fusillade762: untreated it can cause serious health problems including infertility and sterility

I wasn't aware that those were two different things.

Technically they are the same, but some people use the term infertility when they really mean low fertility. That's probably the difference that they mean.

Are they so much modern journalism, it's just really badly written.

At least one go over for proofreading would always be nice.


Are we supposed to read the article?
 
2017-11-05 07:31:07 PM  

fusillade762: Why is a story about the clap on the Geek Tab?


We need to live vicariously through the sexual exploits of others.

Some day, *I'm* going to get an STD. Because it'll mean I had sex!

Now back to the TOS vs TNG argument we were having...
 
2017-11-05 08:31:49 PM  

chawco: fusillade762: Why is a story about the clap on the Geek Tab?

Because geeks still get the clap.

And other geeks research the cure to the clap.

The circle of the clap.


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2017-11-05 09:01:18 PM  
But... She took me in and gave me breakfast.
 
2017-11-05 09:05:48 PM  

UsikFark: chawco: fusillade762: untreated it can cause serious health problems including infertility and sterility

I wasn't aware that those were two different things.

Technically they are the same, but some people use the term infertility when they really mean low fertility. That's probably the difference that they mean.

Are they so much modern journalism, it's just really badly written.

At least one go over for proofreading would always be nice.

Are we supposed to read the article?


Honestly, I think 80% of the relevant information was probably in the headline. For what it's worth, I didn't read the article. I read the headline

And then try to come up with a clever comment about all the deadly things in Australia, but I guess I'm just not that clever.
 
2017-11-05 09:34:21 PM  
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
 
2017-11-05 10:38:50 PM  
I sense a new term flaring up: gonorrsexuals.
 
2017-11-06 12:42:21 AM  
bravo subby
 
2017-11-06 04:45:48 AM  

chawco: fusillade762: Why is a story about the clap on the Geek Tab?

Because geeks still get the clap.

And other geeks research the cure to the clap.

The circle of the clap.


What? Clap or Fap?
 
2017-11-06 07:37:22 AM  
Don't fap if you have the clap.
 
2017-11-06 04:40:22 PM  
Nope, nothing wrong at all with Tinder hookups.
 
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