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(ESPN)   You are a winless NFL franchise and your star offensive lineman is currently out for the season. So, what do you do Cleveland Browns?   ( espn.com) divider line
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2017-11-05 05:44:20 PM  
Fix the cable?
 
2017-11-05 07:07:01 PM  
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2017-11-05 07:11:59 PM  
I thought they would grab some guy out of the stands, you know some 28 year old guy with a belly that makes you think he is pregnant with a 30 pack who was really great back in high school and almost played for the Akron Zips (well almost played is a little strong, make it thought about trying out as a walk on a couple of times).
 
2017-11-05 07:33:43 PM  
Make the wrong move. Doesn't matter what the move is, it'll be wrong. They are cursed. I'm sorry Browns fans.
 
2017-11-05 09:23:03 PM  
Rename yourself the Brown Paper Bags?
 
2017-11-05 09:23:42 PM  
This is what I imagine the Browns' response is to whatever hare brained idea crosses their mind:
your new name is b
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2017-11-05 10:03:47 PM  
The Factory Of Sadness (A Cleveland Browns Fan's Reaction To Today's Game Against Houston)
Youtube tRBDMMVctu8


// Oldy but a goody
 
2017-11-05 11:20:48 PM  
Tell him he is being traded..... wait a few minutes for him to celebrate the sudden improvement and then tell him it's to the 49ERS?

/we (49ERS) are just as bad as them
//would this be hazing?
///sigh
 
2017-11-05 11:20:59 PM  
Trade the player for a 2nd round round pick the new gm they bring in next year can squander on a project qb from a Midwestern state directional school they throw to the wolves too soon?
 
2017-11-06 05:46:01 AM  
Since the Browns and Niners don't play eachother this year, it is entirely possible that there could be two winless teams this season.  Amazing.
 
2017-11-06 07:07:54 AM  

Summoner101: Since the Browns and Niners don't play eachother this year, it is entirely possible that there could be two winless teams this season.  Amazing.


They should schedule anti playoffs. The proverbial toilet bowl game.

/browns fan
// would go
/// playoffs are playoffs when you're a browns fan
 
2017-11-06 09:25:08 AM  
He should be knighted.
And given sainthood.
 
2017-11-06 10:39:35 AM  

holdmybones: Summoner101: Since the Browns and Niners don't play eachother this year, it is entirely possible that there could be two winless teams this season.  Amazing.

They should schedule anti playoffs. The proverbial toilet bowl game.

/browns fan
// would go
/// playoffs are playoffs when you're a browns fan


....I'd watch it.
 
2017-11-06 11:09:28 AM  
No no no!  You shoot the hostage, not give him a new contract!
 
2017-11-06 11:18:39 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: [img.fark.net image 400x171]


.... I love you.
 
2017-11-06 11:38:33 AM  
Okay, Browns, listen up:

Though you don't want to be Seattle, who has no o line... You also don't want your "star player" to be an offensive lineman, either.
 
2017-11-06 11:46:48 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Make the wrong move. Doesn't matter what the move is, it'll be wrong. They are cursed. I'm sorry Browns fans.


Browns: "Well, we'll show you, we were going to trade for Cincy's backup QB but now we won't make a move! HA-HA!"

Everybody else: "You farked that up, you farking farkups."

Browns: "DAMMIT."
 
2017-11-06 02:30:50 PM  

doubled99: He should be knighted.
And given sainthood.


That team had paid him probably over 150 million dollars over the course of his career.
 
2017-11-06 03:27:10 PM  
Move the team to Santa Clara and fleece the rubes. Duh.
 
2017-11-06 07:07:03 PM  

neuroflare: Trade the player for a 2nd round round pick the new gm they bring in next year can squander on a project qb from a Midwestern state directional school they throw to the wolves too soon?


...and have the league rescind the trade when the requisite paperwork isn't filed in time or...
have the league rescind the draft pick when they fail to send the name on the draft pick to the league on time.
 
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