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(Forbes)   Why did the Universe's dark ages last for so long?   ( forbes.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, neutral atoms, Electromagnetic radiation, Cosmic microwave background radiation, Universe, Redshift, dark ages, Big Bang, Dark matter  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-11-04 10:36:17 AM  
Because they couldn't get past Forbes' interstitial.
 
2017-11-04 10:42:45 AM  
Republicans?
 
2017-11-04 10:43:54 AM  
To get to the other side.
 
2017-11-04 10:57:31 AM  
He wanted to see time fly?
 
2017-11-04 11:12:11 AM  
Religion?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2017-11-04 11:33:06 AM  
Because DOG hadn't said "let there be light" yet?
 
2017-11-04 11:46:31 AM  
Bernie Sanders.
 
2017-11-04 11:48:14 AM  
Same reason Europe's did. Backwards Christian "thinking"
 
2017-11-04 11:49:02 AM  

vpb: Because DOG hadn't said "let there be light" yet?


img.fark.net
 
2017-11-04 11:50:55 AM  

Free Radical: Religion?


*shakes tiny new testament with the words of our lord and savior in red.
 
2017-11-04 01:44:41 PM  
Because they touched themselves at night?

🎶 All night long 🎶
 
2017-11-04 01:55:23 PM  
Oh good, another Forbes science article. Now I'm going to read the movie reviews on the Popular Mechanics web site.
 
2017-11-04 02:12:26 PM  
The Universe is the ultimate tautology.

Why are things the way they are? Because if they weren't they wouldn't be. And we wouldn't be around to ask these stupid questions.

/we live in a special time. The only time where we can say that we live in a special time.
 
2017-11-04 02:23:54 PM  
Because the universe had a previous balance with the electric company from it's old reality and it took the universe a really long time to get it's old roommate Steve to pay his half, so it could afford the bill, plus now a deposit, to get it turned on here.

/don't blame the universe, blame Steve.
//farking Steve.
 
2017-11-04 02:23:56 PM  

Ishkur: The Universe is the ultimate tautology.

Why are things the way they are? Because if they weren't they wouldn't be. And we wouldn't be around to ask these stupid questions.

/we live in a special time. The only time where we can say that we live in a special time.


I'm so high right now.
 
2017-11-04 02:26:04 PM  
Why did the Universe's dark ages last for so long?

It had to sit through the Forbes thought of the day.
 
2017-11-04 02:50:52 PM  
You can unscrew the lightbulb?
 
2017-11-04 03:02:16 PM  
It's because things bend.
 
2017-11-04 03:42:03 PM  
Did it???

We only think it because of our current tech and observations.
But we haven't even gotten out of our own backyard yet.

Ask again in some years...it will likely be a different answer. IMHO.
 
2017-11-04 04:40:01 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2017-11-04 04:40:17 PM  

Ishkur: The Universe is the ultimate tautology.

Why are things the way they are? Because if they weren't they wouldn't be. And we wouldn't be around to ask these stupid questions.

/we live in a special time. The only time where we can say that we live in a special time.


Why does it happen?
Because it happens
Roll the bones
 
2017-11-04 04:55:59 PM  

tjsands1118: Because the universe had a previous balance with the electric company from it's old reality and it took the universe a really long time to get it's old roommate Steve to pay his half, so it could afford the bill, plus now a deposit, to get it turned on here.

/don't blame the universe, blame Steve.
//farking Steve.


We all know him...quickmeme.com
 
2017-11-04 05:25:57 PM  
Steve is such a dick.
 
2017-11-04 06:33:11 PM  

Ishkur: The Universe is the ultimate tautology.

Why are things the way they are? Because if they weren't they wouldn't be. And we wouldn't be around to ask these stupid questions.

/we live in a special time. The only time where we can say that we live in a special time.


Time's up!
 
2017-11-05 02:24:25 PM  
Space Catholics?
 
2017-11-05 06:34:28 PM  
It was like my refrigerator. So packed that you couldn't see anything for junk.
 
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