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(The New Yorker)   Looks like Paris Hilton is in trouble with the... Securities and Exchange Commission?   ( newyorker.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Lydian Coin, Initial Coin, Coin, initial coin offering, Initial Coin Offerings, Paris Hilton, Money, newly launched Lydian  
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2017-11-04 09:52:35 AM  
That's hot.
 
2017-11-04 10:11:54 AM  
Was she hiding assets?
 
2017-11-04 10:16:37 AM  
Sure, they're going to hammer her over that. And the guys who bilk people of millions?
 
2017-11-04 12:39:07 PM  
Paris Hilton is in trouble with me too.

Somehow she found her way out of my basement.
 
2017-11-04 12:46:28 PM  
Not to go all studman (here's where I go all studman), but by any measure of attractiveness, that girl is definitely lower tier. Never saw the appeal.
 
2017-11-04 12:52:16 PM  

ChrisDe: Not to go all studman (here's where I go all studman), but by any measure of attractiveness, that girl is definitely lower tier. Never saw the appeal.


Being insanely rich makes anyone attractive to many people.
 
2017-11-04 01:06:11 PM  
That should happen to more wealthy reality tv stars.
 
2017-11-04 01:08:31 PM  
Initial coin offering? That's not a currency, that's a commodity. An asset backed by nothing.

Currencies don't get started by asking for other more valuable currencies. That defeats the whole point of a currency.

This is tulip mania all over again.
 
2017-11-04 01:21:02 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: ChrisDe: Not to go all studman (here's where I go all studman), but by any measure of attractiveness, that girl is definitely lower tier. Never saw the appeal.

Being insanely rich makes anyone attractive to many people.

Not only that, but she's rich enough that she doesn't have to be trashy and naughty and yet...
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2017-11-04 01:27:42 PM  
Sounds like she blew it.
 
2017-11-04 01:29:08 PM  

jmr61: Paris Hilton is in trouble with me too.

Somehow she found her way out of my basement.


Sharp knees are valuable tools in an escape.

/studman69 etc.
 
2017-11-04 01:31:42 PM  
Careful of the SEC. They have boats.

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2017-11-04 01:32:51 PM  
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/Fark You!
 
2017-11-04 02:09:49 PM  
The firm's newly launched Lydian Coins can be used solely to pay Gravity4 for its marketing services to promote other new digital currencies

If you can't buy heroin with it, it's worthless as a cryptocurrency.
 
2017-11-04 02:32:59 PM  
I do hope they wipe the spooge off her before she testifies. Nice chairs in those rooms.

/hehe testifies
 
2017-11-04 02:43:55 PM  
There are hundreds of these newly formed, special-purpose digital currencies, and dozens more are launched each week. JNetCoin is a special currency for jewelry sellers and buyers, BETM is for betting on sports, AKM is designed to be used in a global supply chain serving health-food restaurants.

So... they're like Dave & Buster's Power Cards.
 
2017-11-04 03:13:06 PM  
There's always money in the banana stand *chk chk*
 
2017-11-04 03:48:45 PM  
"Honey, did you take $20,000 out of our savings account?"
"Yeah, I invested it in this new digital currency."
"Our broker sold you $20,000 worth of digital currency?!"
"No, I did it because Paris Hilton tweeted about it."
"Great. Maybe she can recommend a good divorce lawyer to you."
 
2017-11-04 03:53:52 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Harry Wagstaff: ChrisDe: Not to go all studman (here's where I go all studman), but by any measure of attractiveness, that girl is definitely lower tier. Never saw the appeal.

Being insanely rich makes anyone attractive to many people.
Not only that, but she's rich enough that she doesn't have to be trashy and naughty and yet...
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And I would tell her she is the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world as long as she bought me a GTR and a bass boat.
 
2017-11-04 03:58:42 PM  
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/oblig
 
2017-11-04 04:05:58 PM  
Who?       Oh right.....  2003
 
2017-11-04 04:44:47 PM  
So I should invest in
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For my man parts?
 
2017-11-04 07:45:19 PM  
Will she have to register as a SECs offender?
 
2017-11-04 08:37:09 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: ChrisDe: Not to go all studman (here's where I go all studman), but by any measure of attractiveness, that girl is definitely lower tier. Never saw the appeal.

Being insanely rich makes anyone attractive to many people.


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2017-11-05 08:50:58 AM  

Arkanaut: There are hundreds of these newly formed, special-purpose digital currencies, and dozens more are launched each week. JNetCoin is a special currency for jewelry sellers and buyers, BETM is for betting on sports, AKM is designed to be used in a global supply chain serving health-food restaurants.

So... they're like Dave & Buster's Power Cards.


Does a Dave and Buster power card work at any similar establishments like a TGIFridays?
 
2017-11-05 09:34:02 AM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: Does a Dave and Buster power card work at any similar establishments like a TGIFridays?


When drawing up lines of coke it certainly does!
 
2017-11-05 11:46:37 AM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: Arkanaut: There are hundreds of these newly formed, special-purpose digital currencies, and dozens more are launched each week. JNetCoin is a special currency for jewelry sellers and buyers, BETM is for betting on sports, AKM is designed to be used in a global supply chain serving health-food restaurants.

So... they're like Dave & Buster's Power Cards.

Does a Dave and Buster power card work at any similar establishments like a TGIFridays?


Wow! What a bleeding-edge concept!
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2017-11-05 12:19:00 PM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: Arkanaut: There are hundreds of these newly formed, special-purpose digital currencies, and dozens more are launched each week. JNetCoin is a special currency for jewelry sellers and buyers, BETM is for betting on sports, AKM is designed to be used in a global supply chain serving health-food restaurants.

So... they're like Dave & Buster's Power Cards.

Does a Dave and Buster power card work at any similar establishments like a TGIFridays?


You're not getting any steak.
 
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