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2017-11-04 07:39:51 AM  
Carrot Top?
 
2017-11-04 08:04:00 AM  
I didn't know what a Chrissy Teigen was before this, but now I want one... and maybe a spare in case that one develops electrical problems...
 
2017-11-04 08:41:22 AM  
Rich people are rich and we mortals should cater to them in case they dain to toss us a bone to show how generous they are.
 
2017-11-04 08:46:16 AM  
Dean Cain?
 
2017-11-04 08:51:02 AM  
Well, they said "No Rules" - I assume that means tipping rules as well
 
2017-11-04 08:53:22 AM  
The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.
 
2017-11-04 08:56:43 AM  
$193 for a chicken sandwich and a Bloomin Onion? No way it cost that much. They said she had other things on her bill. I'm betting those other things were alcohol. So basically at $10 a pop she must have had 10 drinks so she was drunk off her ass when she gave $1,000 tip. That's not very cool for the waitress to accept it.
 
2017-11-04 09:17:04 AM  

PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.


ref: kardashian/howbowdah
 
2017-11-04 09:35:30 AM  
And this is how people write:

coworkers, while the rest will go towards her family's cars, which need fixing, the Daily News said.

Professionally.
People get paid for shiatty grammar.
The nation dumbs down
We all suffer.
 
2017-11-04 09:59:33 AM  

sithon: $193 for a chicken sandwich and a Bloomin Onion? No way it cost that much. They said she had other things on her bill. I'm betting those other things were alcohol. So basically at $10 a pop she must have had 10 drinks so she was drunk off her ass when she gave $1,000 tip. That's not very cool for the waitress to accept it.


She had an entourage. $193 isn't that bad for four or five with apps and drinks.
 
2017-11-04 09:59:38 AM  

sithon: $193 for a chicken sandwich and a Bloomin Onion? No way it cost that much. They said she had other things on her bill. I'm betting those other things were alcohol. So basically at $10 a pop she must have had 10 drinks so she was drunk off her ass when she gave $1,000 tip. That's not very cool for the waitress to accept it.


Go eat glass, cabron.
 
2017-11-04 10:00:21 AM  
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2017-11-04 10:11:59 AM  

RJReves: Carrot Top?


I bet it's Steve Buscemi.
 
2017-11-04 10:14:31 AM  

baronbloodbath: sithon: $193 for a chicken sandwich and a Bloomin Onion? No way it cost that much. They said she had other things on her bill. I'm betting those other things were alcohol. So basically at $10 a pop she must have had 10 drinks so she was drunk off her ass when she gave $1,000 tip. That's not very cool for the waitress to accept it.

She had an entourage. $193 isn't that bad for four or five with apps and drinks.


True ,if she was with others , that's cool.
 
2017-11-04 10:17:16 AM  

doglover: Rich people are rich and we mortals should cater to them in case they dain to toss us a bone to show how generous they are.


Meh.  I've left a 100% tip before and I'm not rich.

When you're the only two people in a restaurant, and they stay late after closing so you can finish your meal, and they provide an absolutely STELLAR service, you tip the fark out of them.

/it was hilarious to eat there, we'd be the only white people in a Punjab restaurant, and we'd order the "food so hot the chef wouldn't sample it" food, and the two waiters would peek around the corner in semi-disbelief as my SO and I were almost orgasmically eating
 
2017-11-04 10:20:22 AM  

Mister Peejay: RJReves: Carrot Top?

I bet it's Steve Buscemi.


Since it's Outback, it might be Steve Irwin!
 
2017-11-04 10:36:43 AM  
Who the fark still eats at Outback?!
 
2017-11-04 10:36:56 AM  

doglover: Rich people are rich and we mortals should cater to them in case they dain to toss us a bone to show how generous they are.


Deign.
 
2017-11-04 10:40:25 AM  

Mister Peejay: doglover: Rich people are rich and we mortals should cater to them in case they dain to toss us a bone to show how generous they are.

Meh.  I've left a 100% tip before and I'm not rich.

When you're the only two people in a restaurant, and they stay late after closing so you can finish your meal, and they provide an absolutely STELLAR service, you tip the fark out of them.

/it was hilarious to eat there, we'd be the only white people in a Punjab restaurant, and we'd order the "food so hot the chef wouldn't sample it" food, and the two waiters would peek around the corner in semi-disbelief as my SO and I were almost orgasmically eating


are we phrasing now?  (did I do that right?)
 
2017-11-04 10:41:14 AM  

RJReves: Mister Peejay: RJReves: Carrot Top?

I bet it's Steve Buscemi.

Since it's Outback, it might be Steve Irwin!


he was my guess
 
2017-11-04 10:41:55 AM  

sithon: baronbloodbath: sithon: $193 for a chicken sandwich and a Bloomin Onion? No way it cost that much. They said she had other things on her bill. I'm betting those other things were alcohol. So basically at $10 a pop she must have had 10 drinks so she was drunk off her ass when she gave $1,000 tip. That's not very cool for the waitress to accept it.

She had an entourage. $193 isn't that bad for four or five with apps and drinks.

True ,if she was with others , that's cool.


I hear even after ten drinks she will not let you do her doggy style.  No, taint happenin'
 
2017-11-04 10:42:44 AM  

doglover: Rich people are rich and we mortals should cater to them in case they dain to toss us a bone to show how generous they are.


Have you checked the news? Most rich people are assholes and want you to die in squalor.
 
2017-11-04 10:43:09 AM  

PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.


You sound white. Honestly.
 
2017-11-04 10:50:59 AM  

Team Coors Light: Who the fark still eats at Outback?!


I do, you elitist a-hole.
 
2017-11-04 10:54:36 AM  

yabun: Team Coors Light: Who the fark still eats at Outback?!

I do, you elitist a-hole.


Let me guess...you eat at Applebee's too, don't you?!

/the horror...
 
2017-11-04 10:55:21 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.

You sound white. Honestly.


You come across as a racist...
 
2017-11-04 11:03:12 AM  

PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.


A famous model that is married to a famous musician. Have the standards changed? Or did you check out after Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley called it quits?
 
2017-11-04 11:10:17 AM  
Hitler?
I hate Outback Steakhouse. Not because I'm some food snob. I just prefer Texas Roadhouse. Their rolls are awesome.
 
2017-11-04 11:11:56 AM  

yabun: Team Coors Light: Who the fark still eats at Outback?!

I do, you elitist a-hole.


Had lunch at Outback a couple weeks ago.  Sometimes I enjoy a greasy bloomin' onion.
I don't sound fat.  I am fat.
 
2017-11-04 11:13:19 AM  

Team Coors Light: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.

You sound white. Honestly.

You come across as a racist...


How?
 
2017-11-04 11:31:36 AM  

weirdneighbour: Mister Peejay: doglover: Rich people are rich and we mortals should cater to them in case they dain to toss us a bone to show how generous they are.

Meh.  I've left a 100% tip before and I'm not rich.

When you're the only two people in a restaurant, and they stay late after closing so you can finish your meal, and they provide an absolutely STELLAR service, you tip the fark out of them.

/it was hilarious to eat there, we'd be the only white people in a Punjab restaurant, and we'd order the "food so hot the chef wouldn't sample it" food, and the two waiters would peek around the corner in semi-disbelief as my SO and I were almost orgasmically eating

are we phrasing now?  (did I do that right?)


Better than sex.

/for one thing, it was still only $30 for a dinner for two
/and it wasn't awkward afterwards, except for the painful bloodshiats the next morning, we we'll call that a draw
 
2017-11-04 11:39:53 AM  
I don't pay much attention to young model/celebrities, but noticed her for some reason (TDS, maybe?). She seems shockingly cool / down to earth. Good for her.

I've left 100+% tips before, on $100+ checks, too, but never four figures. Perhaps one day after I hit the lotto.

/ but not at an Outback... bleh
 
2017-11-04 11:40:37 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: RJReves: Mister Peejay: RJReves: Carrot Top?

I bet it's Steve Buscemi.

Since it's Outback, it might be Steve Irwin!

he was my guess


Sting ray tip?
 
2017-11-04 11:48:05 AM  

RJReves: Dead for Tax Reasons: RJReves: Mister Peejay: RJReves: Carrot Top?

I bet it's Steve Buscemi.

Since it's Outback, it might be Steve Irwin!

he was my guess

Sting ray tip?


he had the heart skewers
 
2017-11-04 11:55:07 AM  
I find her face odd, but she does have a awesome body. And from everything I've read about her, she seems to be a really nice person.

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Did I mention the really awesome body?
 
2017-11-04 11:59:31 AM  
Too much work done on her face.  Just stop it woman.
 
2017-11-04 12:01:25 PM  

PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.


Sports Illustrated swimsuit model
She's on two TV shows

I know that's nothing compared to YOUR fame and accomplishments, but she is well known.
 
2017-11-04 12:02:14 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.

You sound white. Honestly.


White people have higher standards than other races? Good to know.
 
2017-11-04 12:05:02 PM  

jaytkay: PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model
She's on two TV shows

I know that's nothing compared to YOUR fame and accomplishments, but she is well known.

jaytkay: PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model
She's on two TV shows

I know that's nothing compared to YOUR fame and accomplishments, but she is well known.


Venereal disease is well known as well, to some people.
 
2017-11-04 12:08:24 PM  

baorao: PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.

A famous model that is married to a famous musician. Have the standards changed? Or did you check out after Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley called it quits?


I've heard her name, have no idea that she's a "model" and no clue who she's married to. And Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, their divorce was MORE THAN 20 YEARS AGO.

Not everyone lives for the Enquirer.
 
2017-11-04 12:11:29 PM  

PreMortem: jaytkay: PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model
She's on two TV shows

I know that's nothing compared to YOUR fame and accomplishments, but she is well known.
jaytkay: PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model
She's on two TV shows

I know that's nothing compared to YOUR fame and accomplishments, but she is well known.

Venereal disease is well known as well, to some people.


High praise indeed.
 
2017-11-04 12:17:01 PM  

Team Coors Light: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.

You sound white. Honestly.

You come across as a racist...


Congrads! You get to be the first in this thread to bring race into a subject otherwise devoid of racist comments. I hope you feel special.
 
2017-11-04 12:18:14 PM  
Sorry, that was meant for Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste.
 
2017-11-04 12:20:08 PM  
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2017-11-04 12:26:49 PM  

SFSailor: I don't pay much attention to young model/celebrities, but noticed her for some reason (TDS, maybe?). She seems shockingly cool / down to earth. Good for her.


For some reason I watched about 15 minutes of Lip Synch Battle, and was surprised that the swimsuit model is really funny and a goofball.
 
2017-11-04 12:30:48 PM  
If you eat at Outback Steakhouse, do you even still count as a celebrity?
 
2017-11-04 12:35:57 PM  
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2017-11-04 12:40:44 PM  
She should run for office.
 
2017-11-04 12:59:22 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Team Coors Light: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.

You sound white. Honestly.

You come across as a racist...

How?


Because mediocre white person doesn't like to feel uncomfortable.
 
2017-11-04 12:59:54 PM  

PreMortem: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: PreMortem: The bar for "celebrity" is pretty low these days.

You sound white. Honestly.

White people have higher standards than other races? Good to know.


You are literally too stupid to insult.
 
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