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(Fox News)   Another Hollywood creep wanting sexual favors. Oh sorry, this is a god-fearing country-loving Nashville creep wanting sexual favors if you want to meet Dolly Parton   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2017-11-03 08:51:29 PM  
I'd be down for a Dolly Party.
 
2017-11-03 09:53:30 PM  
Does she have fans under 50 or does he really enjoy gumjobs?
 
2017-11-03 11:45:22 PM  
I mean, look at him. He HAS to give "something" up for sex
 
2017-11-04 12:44:32 AM  
So FoxNews disables the comments
 
2017-11-04 12:46:21 AM  
I'm stunned sexual harassment could be an issue in the country music industry.
 
2017-11-04 12:53:20 AM  
God damn it Jolene. Just don't take him just because you can!
 
2017-11-04 12:55:15 AM  
Sad part is, he would get more willing pussy than I would. And I have nothing to offer.

/No illusions on where I stand.
 
2017-11-04 12:57:34 AM  
Well at least it's not a another father/daughter/disney thing
 
2017-11-04 01:05:33 AM  
What's with all the repeats lately?

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2017-11-04 01:15:44 AM  
...and the mods have fixed the headline, making my "Dolly Party" reference less fun. Feh.
 
2017-11-04 01:28:37 AM  

puffy999: I mean, look at him. He HAS to give "something" up for sex


I love Dolly. Everyone on Fark loves Dolly.

But enough to have sex with this??!!
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2017-11-04 02:01:06 AM  

jaytkay: puffy999: I mean, look at him. He HAS to give "something" up for sex

I love Dolly. Everyone on Fark loves Dolly.

But enough to have sex with this??!!
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2017-11-04 02:01:34 AM  

jaytkay: puffy999: I mean, look at him. He HAS to give "something" up for sex

I love Dolly. Everyone on Fark loves Dolly.

But enough to have sex with this??!!
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Giving / Getting head isn't sex.
 
2017-11-04 02:05:32 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: jaytkay: puffy999: I mean, look at him. He HAS to give "something" up for sex

I love Dolly. Everyone on Fark loves Dolly.

But enough to have sex with this??!!
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Giving / Getting head isn't sex.


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2017-11-04 02:08:57 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Giving / Getting head isn't sex.


You're volunteering to suck off Thumby McThumbface for a Dolly Parton autograph?

Enjoy.
 
2017-11-04 02:10:12 AM  
Someday his ship will come in, the tide's gonna turn and it's all gonna roll his way!
 
2017-11-04 02:16:41 AM  

jaytkay: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Giving / Getting head isn't sex.

You're volunteering to suck off Thumby McThumbface for a Dolly Parton autograph?

Enjoy
.


I'd no sooner kiss his lips than I would his crank for Dolly's autograph. I'm simply saying that there's scant difference between the two acts.
 
2017-11-04 03:55:06 AM  
Oh sorry, this is a god-fearing country-loving Nashville creep wanting sexual favors

TFA says nothing about his belief in God nor whether or not he "loves" country. He's a publicist, meaning he gets paid to promote. Subby sounds desperate to find something, anything, to draw attention away from the growing pool of Hollywood scumbag predators.
 
2017-11-04 06:04:47 AM  

farkingismybusiness: God damn it Jolene. Just don't take him just because you can!


She didn't. She took him for backstage passes.
 
2017-11-04 06:52:35 AM  

jjorsett: Oh sorry, this is a god-fearing country-loving Nashville creep wanting sexual favors

TFA says nothing about his belief in God nor whether or not he "loves" country.


The article doesn't, but come on that haircut screams Baptist hypocrite.
 
2017-11-04 07:01:36 AM  
Nashville is just Hollywood for country musicians.
 
2017-11-04 08:06:52 AM  

cirby: Nashville is just Hollywood for country musicians.

"Hollywood is just Nashville with a tan"-Shawn Phillips.
 
2017-11-04 08:12:11 AM  

jjorsett: Oh sorry, this is a god-fearing country-loving Nashville creep wanting sexual favors

TFA says nothing about his belief in God nor whether or not he "loves" country. He's a publicist, meaning he gets paid to promote. Subby sounds desperate to find something, anything, to draw attention away from the growing pool of Hollywood scumbag predators.


It's Nashville. He makes his tithe and shows up on Christmas, Easter and whatever photo op is useful to his purposes.
 
2017-11-04 08:41:06 AM  
Dupe
 
2017-11-04 09:07:41 AM  
Damn. I was going it was a woman because I need to get laid and I wouldn't mind meeting Dolly Parton. I've heard she's pretty cool.
 
2017-11-04 09:33:23 AM  

Another Government Employee: It's Nashville. He makes his tithe and shows up on Christmas, Easter and whatever photo op is useful to his purposes.


He's a PR guy in the music industry. If he's been anywhere near a church, he probably had an intern with a fire extinguisher tagging along in case he suddenly caught fire.
 
2017-11-04 09:40:03 AM  

cirby: Another Government Employee: It's Nashville. He makes his tithe and shows up on Christmas, Easter and whatever photo op is useful to his purposes.

He's a PR guy in the music industry. If he's been anywhere near a church, he probably had an intern with a fire extinguisher tagging along in case he suddenly caught fire.


You've never spent much time in the South, have you? Appearances are everything and which big church you are enrolled in is part of the judgement equation. And we he DOES show up, he's escorted to the pew he paid for. (BTW, this applies to Synagogues as well).
 
2017-11-04 12:39:21 PM  

Another Government Employee: You've never spent much time in the South, have you? Appearances are everything and which big church you are enrolled in is part of the judgement equation. And we he DOES show up, he's escorted to the pew he paid for. (BTW, this applies to Synagogues as well).


I've basically lived my entire life in the South, and generally, people like the ones you're describing are NOT in the music or TV industries. They're too busy thinking they're superior because they're not religious and having a good, guilt-free time.

This is also Nashville, not some podunk town. While a lot of the people there are churchgoers, a whole lot more are the honky-tonk folks the churchgoers talk about after the Sunday morning sermon.
 
2017-11-05 01:55:10 AM  
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