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(ABC News)   Actress Ellen Barkin scares away burglar from Manhattan home. Which once again shows that criminals will run when they hear Barkin   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Actress Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin, 63-year-old Barkin, burglar, English-language films, Academy Award for Best Actress, Manhattan home, crime-family matriarch  
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2017-11-03 04:48:53 PM  
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Not scary at all.
 
2017-11-03 04:52:00 PM  
Probably red Lectroids from the 8th dimension.
 
2017-11-03 04:54:49 PM  

Principal Clarinet: Not scary at all.


That was 2012.  The last 5 years haven't been kind to her.
 
2017-11-03 05:05:11 PM  

Principal Clarinet: [img.fark.net image 302x470]

Not scary at all.


She probably wasn't wearing all that makeup.
 
2017-11-03 07:47:22 PM  
The baddest dog in the whole damn town.


Jim Croce - Bad Bad Leroy Brown (Midnight Special - 1973)
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2017-11-03 07:49:35 PM  
Almost like Blazing Saddles.  "Stop or the biatch gets it!"

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2017-11-03 08:35:02 PM  

markie_farkie: Principal Clarinet: Not scary at all.

That was 2012.  The last 5 years haven't been kind to her.


I'd be k8nd to her
 
2017-11-03 09:18:25 PM  

Principal Clarinet: [img.fark.net image 302x470]

Not scary at all.


Maybe a little scary.
 
2017-11-03 11:33:48 PM  

markie_farkie: Principal Clarinet: Not scary at all.

That was 2012.  The last 5 years haven't been kind to her.


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Speak for yourself.
 
2017-11-03 11:48:29 PM  
If the Barkin doesn't scare 'em off, next step is to  fire a Warren shot.

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2017-11-03 11:59:48 PM  

markie_farkie: Principal Clarinet: Not scary at all.

That was 2012.  The last 5 years haven't been kind to her.


It's the botox
 
2017-11-04 12:00:49 AM  
I love Ellen Barkin. She's a great actress and one of the sexiest women I've ever seen.
 
2017-11-04 12:11:26 AM  

markie_farkie: Principal Clarinet: Not scary at all.

That was 2012.  The last 5 years haven't been kind to her.


If I recall correctly, she's married to some billionaire - I don't think she cares, otherwise her face would be all plastic, like Melania and her weird cat eyes.
 
2017-11-04 01:02:04 AM  
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2017-11-04 03:08:21 AM  
Bravo Subby!!!
 
2017-11-04 05:00:11 AM  

markie_farkie: Principal Clarinet: Not scary at all.

That was 2012.  The last 5 years haven't been kind to her.


Still holding up pretty well from a 2017 search.  She's 63 now.
 
2017-11-04 07:09:12 AM  
Her "against the wall scene" is one the sexist scenes since the car wash scene in Cool Hand Luke.  She will always be sexy just for that...unless she pulls a Kathleen Turner.
 
2017-11-04 07:10:06 AM  

Magnus: Her "against the wall scene" is one the sexist scenes since the car wash scene in Cool Hand Luke.  She will always be sexy just for that...unless she pulls a Kathleen Turner.


In the Sea of Love... in case you are a Neanderthal.
 
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2017-11-04 08:23:42 AM  
Many years ago (mid to late 80s), I remember seeing in a magazine a tribute to Ellen Barkin. It listed all the flaws of her face. Individually you can look at a feature and see the flaw or crookedness, but when you look at her in total, she's the sexiest woman alive.

She gives off the "I'll give you death by snoo snoo" vibe. What a way to go.
 
2017-11-04 08:56:14 AM  
I've always thought she is one of a very rare class of woman who I wouldn't call beautiful, but is incredibly sexy.

She's in her 60s and is still sexy.
 
2017-11-04 12:00:37 PM  
img.fark.net*backs away slowly*
 
2017-11-04 05:08:02 PM  
+1 vote if I could, subby.
 
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