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(New York Daily News)   "I licked Carrie Fisher's face ... she loved it. Now she's dead. I'll lick your face and you'll be dead"   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2017-11-03 02:29:56 PM  
Can someone please just have this loon committed?
 
2017-11-03 02:34:29 PM  
All the drugs.
 
2017-11-03 02:34:41 PM  
I love Jon Lovitz.  He should have finished what he started.  I'm sure there would have been all sorts of witnesses who would testify in court that Andy Dick killed himself by slamming his own head repeatedly into the bar.
 
2017-11-03 03:02:38 PM  
Why and the fark did I immediately know this headline was about Andy Dick?
 
2017-11-03 03:03:51 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I love Jon Lovitz.  He should have finished what he started.  I'm sure there would have been all sorts of witnesses who would testify in court that Andy Dick killed himself by slamming his own head repeatedly into the bar.


Meh.  Andy clearly has issues anyway, but Lovitz had been riding him for months about it and talking it all over town before it came to that.  Yeah, Andy offered drugs to an addict at a party.  Six months later she killed her husband.  fark him for the first part, but the second part is all on her.  None of the above changes there being two dicks in the Dick/Lovitz situation.
 
2017-11-03 06:30:59 PM  
FTFA:

Andy Dick went off the rails in an interview with paparazzi where he threatened to grope the female photographer and told her he's been thinking of committing suicide every day.

Then f*cking do it you attention whore/drama queen.

The sad part is the he has never licked my face, and he never will....and yet, I will die some day.
 
2017-11-03 06:46:39 PM  
 
2017-11-03 06:48:51 PM  
What a Dick...
 
2017-11-03 06:50:45 PM  
Is the narrative that he's indirectly responsible for Phil Hartman's death still valid? I've heard so much crap about Andy Dick I don't know what's true or not anymore.
 
2017-11-03 06:54:43 PM  
FTA:

"I'm considering suicide every day," he said. "Boo f--king hoo."

Do it.
 
2017-11-03 06:59:06 PM  
If that SOB had any talent he wouldn't have lived past 27.
 
2017-11-03 07:07:34 PM  
Yeah... not that I want to side with famously messed up Andy Dick.... but can we please NOT equate what he does just in the course of being Andy Dick with what Weinstein and other powerful men do?

Weinstein farking raped people. He raped and molested and demeaned - and used his power and money to keep it all secret, a final kick in the teeth to his victims.

No one is afraid of Andy Dick. No one is keeping secrets out of fear of retaliation or settlement NDA terms from Andy Dick. Nobody is being raped by Andy Dick. If Andy Dick runs up and licks your face you are going to yell, "Oh gross! Fark off!" and hit him..... and it's all over.

Equating Andy Dick just being a whacko with the cold, evil shiat Weinstein and other powerful men do only serves to diminish the seriousness of what they have done.
 
2017-11-03 07:08:21 PM  
Truly, the pinnacle of evolution.
 
2017-11-03 07:14:24 PM  
If you live in Los Angeles long enough, you'll eventually have your own "Andy Dick is an asshole" story.
 
2017-11-03 07:16:21 PM  

mongbiohazard: Yeah... not that I want to side with famously messed up Andy Dick.... but can we please NOT equate what he does just in the course of being Andy Dick with what Weinstein and other powerful men do?

Weinstein farking raped people. He raped and molested and demeaned - and used his power and money to keep it all secret, a final kick in the teeth to his victims.

No one is afraid of Andy Dick. No one is keeping secrets out of fear of retaliation or settlement NDA terms from Andy Dick. Nobody is being raped by Andy Dick. If Andy Dick runs up and licks your face you are going to yell, "Oh gross! Fark off!" and hit him..... and it's all over.

Equating Andy Dick just being a whacko with the cold, evil shiat Weinstein and other powerful men do only serves to diminish the seriousness of what they have done.


I think the point you're making is that getting raped is worse than getting your face licked.   Most would likely agree.   But getting your face licked is still assault.   Its incredibly creepy, unsanitary, and disturbing.   

No one is saying he's on the level of Weinstein, but i think YOU are dimishing what Andy Dick is doing.... If he licked my face, that would honestly disturb me for months.
 
2017-11-03 07:18:01 PM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: If you live in Los Angeles long enough, you'll eventually have your own "Andy Dick is an asshole" story.


Or an "Andy Dick's asshole" story, depending.
 
2017-11-03 07:23:25 PM  

mongbiohazard: No one is afraid of Andy Dick.


I beg to differ, I've had nightmares of a naked Andy Dick crawling on all fours down a dark hallway while screaming.

But that's just me.
 
2017-11-03 07:41:29 PM  
People still don't get his schtick?
 
2017-11-03 07:41:30 PM  
I hate to admit it because it's Andy Dick and it's not that funny, but I found this skit to be hilarious when it came out when I was in high school in the 90's. Marilyn Poppins. It's the only thing I remember about his show.
 
2017-11-03 07:42:25 PM  
Pffft. That'll never get FDA approval. You're gonna need 30 randomly selected face-lickees, and probably 30 p placebo face-licks. Maybe just a non-diseased scumbag licking faces, as a placebo arm. Andy Dick is waaaay outta his league here.
 
2017-11-03 07:56:32 PM  
he does seem to be acting a little spacey in that video.
 
2017-11-03 08:06:14 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I love Jon Lovitz.  He should have finished what he started.  I'm sure there would have been all sorts of witnesses who would testify in court that Andy Dick killed himself by slamming his own head repeatedly into the bar.


I would vouch for him
 
2017-11-03 08:06:56 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: AdmirableSnackbar: I love Jon Lovitz.  He should have finished what he started.  I'm sure there would have been all sorts of witnesses who would testify in court that Andy Dick killed himself by slamming his own head repeatedly into the bar.

Meh.  Andy clearly has issues anyway, but Lovitz had been riding him for months about it and talking it all over town before it came to that.  Yeah, Andy offered drugs to an addict at a party.  Six months later she killed her husband.  fark him for the first part, but the second part is all on her.  None of the above changes there being two dicks in the Dick/Lovitz situation.


Thank you Duke Phillips.
 
2017-11-03 08:07:52 PM  

LegacyDL: Is the narrative that he's indirectly responsible for Phil Hartman's death still valid? I've heard so much crap about Andy Dick I don't know what's true or not anymore.


What IS true is that the best part of him ran down his mama's ass and made a wet spot on the carpet.
 
2017-11-03 08:08:37 PM  

mongbiohazard: Yeah... not that I want to side with famously messed up Andy Dick.... but can we please NOT equate what he does just in the course of being Andy Dick with what Weinstein and other powerful men do?

Weinstein farking raped people. He raped and molested and demeaned - and used his power and money to keep it all secret, a final kick in the teeth to his victims.

No one is afraid of Andy Dick. No one is keeping secrets out of fear of retaliation or settlement NDA terms from Andy Dick. Nobody is being raped by Andy Dick. If Andy Dick runs up and licks your face you are going to yell, "Oh gross! Fark off!" and hit him..... and it's all over.

Equating Andy Dick just being a whacko with the cold, evil shiat Weinstein and other powerful men do only serves to diminish the seriousness of what they have done.


Sauron being a bad guy doesn't mean Gollum gets a pass.
 
2017-11-03 08:09:04 PM  
Hasn't he died of an overdose yet?  And if not, what's keeping him?
 
2017-11-03 08:09:07 PM  

T.rex: mongbiohazard: Yeah... not that I want to side with famously messed up Andy Dick.... but can we please NOT equate what he does just in the course of being Andy Dick with what Weinstein and other powerful men do?

Weinstein farking raped people. He raped and molested and demeaned - and used his power and money to keep it all secret, a final kick in the teeth to his victims.

No one is afraid of Andy Dick. No one is keeping secrets out of fear of retaliation or settlement NDA terms from Andy Dick. Nobody is being raped by Andy Dick. If Andy Dick runs up and licks your face you are going to yell, "Oh gross! Fark off!" and hit him..... and it's all over.

Equating Andy Dick just being a whacko with the cold, evil shiat Weinstein and other powerful men do only serves to diminish the seriousness of what they have done.

I think the point you're making is that getting raped is worse than getting your face licked.   Most would likely agree.   But getting your face licked is still assault.   Its incredibly creepy, unsanitary, and disturbing.   

No one is saying he's on the level of Weinstein, but i think YOU are dimishing what Andy Dick is doing.... If he licked my face, that would honestly disturb me for months.


Well that seems dramatic. What's your recovery time for a wet willie? A week or two?
 
2017-11-03 08:14:11 PM  

Fano: AdmirableSnackbar: I love Jon Lovitz.  He should have finished what he started.  I'm sure there would have been all sorts of witnesses who would testify in court that Andy Dick killed himself by slamming his own head repeatedly into the bar.

I would vouch for him


He fell into the bar repeatedly. Yeah. That's the ticket!
 
2017-11-03 08:24:39 PM  
devilskware:
Well that seems dramatic. What's your recovery time for a wet willie? A week or two?

It depends...   If it was Elle MacPhereson, thats one thing.   If it was Andy Dick? i'd probably cut off my ear.
 
2017-11-03 08:32:12 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I love Jon Lovitz.  He should have finished what he started.  I'm sure there would have been all sorts of witnesses who would testify in court that Andy Dick killed himself by slamming his own head repeatedly into the bar.


Considering he pretty much just reworded the same thing that got Lovitz to curbstomp him he just might.
 
2017-11-03 09:13:19 PM  
Can he lick his own face?
 
2017-11-03 09:18:55 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Why and the fark did I immediately know this headline was about Andy Dick?


For whatever reason I went into the article expecting Hammil.

By the by, that we live in a world where Carrie Fisher is dead and Andy Dick is alive is proof there is no just and loving god.
 
2017-11-03 10:04:21 PM  

lordjupiter: People still don't get his schtick?


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2017-11-03 10:49:15 PM  
Kick His Ass
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2017-11-03 10:54:26 PM  

T.rex: No one is saying he's on the level of Weinstein, but i think YOU are dimishing what Andy Dick is doing.... If he licked my face, that would honestly disturb me for months.


You need to grow a spine. Getting your face licked is disturbing and should not be tolerated, but to be "disturbed for months" is drama queen territory.
 
2017-11-03 11:28:09 PM  

mongbiohazard: Yeah... not that I want to side with famously messed up Andy Dick.... but can we please NOT equate what he does just in the course of being Andy Dick with what Weinstein and other powerful men do?

Weinstein farking raped people. He raped and molested and demeaned - and used his power and money to keep it all secret, a final kick in the teeth to his victims.

No one is afraid of Andy Dick. No one is keeping secrets out of fear of retaliation or settlement NDA terms from Andy Dick. Nobody is being raped by Andy Dick. If Andy Dick runs up and licks your face you are going to yell, "Oh gross! Fark off!" and hit him..... and it's all over.

Equating Andy Dick just being a whacko with the cold, evil shiat Weinstein and other powerful men do only serves to diminish the seriousness of what they have done.


Andy Dick was charged with sexual battery of a 17 year old for publicly exposing her breasts and has had numerous accusations of stalking and groping.

I understand the point you're making and I agree they are different.  But I just wanted to point this out.
 
2017-11-03 11:35:48 PM  
how did I know this was going to be Andy Dick before I even opened tfa
 
2017-11-03 11:39:13 PM  
I think Andy is going to be dead, soon.
 
2017-11-03 11:46:43 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Why and the fark did I immediately know this headline was about Andy Dick?


Same thing. Had no way of piecing it together other than knowing what an idiot Andy Dick is. Why isn't he homeless?
 
2017-11-04 12:10:24 AM  
Don't tell people if you're serious, kid, go for it.
 
2017-11-04 01:11:28 AM  
Dick by name, dick by nature.
 
2017-11-04 01:24:12 AM  
Dude, just go into rehab already.
 
2017-11-04 01:31:52 AM  

browneye: Dude, just go into rehab already.


He's not funny to begin with.  Take away the drugs and he has nothing.

/Just in case anyone took my prior statement as anything other than simple disgust at an asshole egging someone on until they say something they can get away with punching them over then getting cheered for it.
 
2017-11-04 02:08:16 AM  
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2017-11-04 02:15:37 AM  
Andy Dick went way past "addict" and moved into "walking embodiment of hard drugs" territory years ago. You could grind the guy up and sell him for top dollar a bag. It might look and smell like shiat, but it would actually be some of the purest stuff to ever hit the streets.
 
2017-11-04 08:14:24 AM  

extroverted_suicide: Markoff_Cheney: Why and the fark did I immediately know this headline was about Andy Dick?

For whatever reason I went into the article expecting Hammil.

By the by, that we live in a world where Carrie Fisher is dead and Andy Dick is alive is proof there is no just and loving god.


Wtf is a Hammil?
 
2017-11-04 08:30:37 AM  

Fano: mongbiohazard: Yeah... not that I want to side with famously messed up Andy Dick.... but can we please NOT equate what he does just in the course of being Andy Dick with what Weinstein and other powerful men do?

Weinstein farking raped people. He raped and molested and demeaned - and used his power and money to keep it all secret, a final kick in the teeth to his victims.

No one is afraid of Andy Dick. No one is keeping secrets out of fear of retaliation or settlement NDA terms from Andy Dick. Nobody is being raped by Andy Dick. If Andy Dick runs up and licks your face you are going to yell, "Oh gross! Fark off!" and hit him..... and it's all over.

Equating Andy Dick just being a whacko with the cold, evil shiat Weinstein and other powerful men do only serves to diminish the seriousness of what they have done.

Sauron being a bad guy doesn't mean Gollum gets a pass.


No one could have destroyed the ring intentionally. Gollum was perhaps the only critter alive who could have destroyed it even accidentally. This comment is in no way an endorsement of or excuse for the behavior of Andy Dick.
 
2017-11-04 03:00:14 PM  
And for no explicable reason, he's back like a vengeful, drug addled herpes sore once again, ready to show the Lindsay Lohans of the world how to constantly fark up and keep your name out there when the rest of the world would hope you finally croak the big croak.
 
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