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(TMZ)   Due to a glitch in the Matrix, Morpheus has filed for divorce from Gina Torres   ( tmz.com) divider line
    More: Sad, star Laurence Fishburne, Laurence Fishburne, Gina Torres, English-language films, 10-year-old Delilah, heavy hearts, bad guys, different ending  
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2017-11-03 02:17:29 PM  
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2017-11-03 02:22:46 PM  
Well shiat.  I always said if I ever met Laurence Fishbourne, I'd congratulate him on marrying Gina Torres.  Guess I still could, but it might be awkward.
 
2017-11-03 02:25:08 PM  
Morpheus been sleeping with someone else?
 
2017-11-03 02:25:31 PM  
I am absolutely astounded to learn that a marriage between two celebrities ultimately failed.
 
2017-11-03 02:25:51 PM  
I have a hard time cognizing the notion that anyone could get sick of Gina Torres' shiat.
 
2017-11-03 02:28:01 PM  
As long as I have a face, Gina Torres will always have a place to sit.

/reported
 
2017-11-03 02:28:26 PM  

Dimensio


I am absolutely astounded to learn that a marriage between two celebrities ultimately failed.


Sarcasm noted, but IIRC the nationwide divorce rate is just over 50% so I'm not sure being celebrities is the biggest factor here.
 
2017-11-03 02:29:39 PM  
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2017-11-03 02:30:45 PM  

Dimensio: I am absolutely astounded to learn that a marriage between two celebrities ultimately failed.


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/some of them actually make it to the "Til Death" part
 
2017-11-03 02:31:12 PM  
Now, he'll have plenty of time to sit around brooding with those ball thingies.
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2017-11-03 02:31:48 PM  
Fifteen years though. That's not bad considering the average marriage lifespan.
 
2017-11-03 02:32:36 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Dimensio: I am absolutely astounded to learn that a marriage between two celebrities ultimately failed.

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/some of them actually make it to the "Til Death" part


Interestingly those were the second wives for both of those men, after the first marriages ended in divorce.
 
2017-11-03 02:32:37 PM  
Well, of course. He had no more boats to blow up.
 
2017-11-03 02:32:59 PM  
Dude hasn't been the same since he started reading /r/redpill
 
2017-11-03 02:34:20 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Dimensio: I am absolutely astounded to learn that a marriage between two celebrities ultimately failed.

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/some of them actually make it to the "Til Death" part


Exceptions that prove the rule
 
2017-11-03 02:35:25 PM  
Call me, Zoe! I'll even do the wash!
 
2017-11-03 02:36:49 PM  
15 years is 50 in Hollywood years
 
2017-11-03 02:37:25 PM  
What if I told you...

...to pack up all your sh*t and get out?
 
2017-11-03 02:40:49 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Call me, Zoe! I'll even do the wash!


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I hope she holds you you to that.
 
2017-11-03 02:42:06 PM  
Surely his massive throat sac will attract a fertile mate.
 
2017-11-03 02:43:50 PM  
Too bad. They were great together in Hannibal.
 
2017-11-03 02:44:45 PM  
Gina Torres is single?

(makes "call me" finger gesture)
 
2017-11-03 02:49:20 PM  
How did I not know those two were married?
 
2017-11-03 02:57:38 PM  
Favorite Fishburne Fact: He earned a supporting role in Apocalypse Now, in which he played Tyrone Miller, a cocky 17-year-old Gunner's Mate 3rd Class from the Bronx, nicknamed Mr. Clean. When production began in March 1976, he was just 14 years old, having lied about his age to get the part. Filming took so long that he actually was 17 years old upon its completion.
 
2017-11-03 03:05:14 PM  
Even beautiful people can be hard to put up with. I don't know why I am thinking that. I tried to look for the male version of this so I could have a hunky guy to look at as well, but couldn't find it, so here is the woman's version of it.

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2017-11-03 03:11:36 PM  
never heard of her...but if she the mother of the Fishburne kid who went into porn and showed her spotty arse? That's all I know about the Fishburne family.
 
2017-11-03 03:17:28 PM  

Kirablue42: Even beautiful people can be hard to put up with. I don't know why I am thinking that. I tried to look for the male version of this so I could have a hunky guy to look at as well, but couldn't find it, so here is the woman's version of it.

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It's totally true.... but the hotness does make putting up with their shiat a little easier than it would have been, in my experience.
 
2017-11-03 03:17:54 PM  

GungFu: never heard of her...but if she the mother of the Fishburne kid who went into porn and showed her spotty arse? That's all I know about the Fishburne family.


What? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0868659/?r​e​f_=nv_sr_1
 
2017-11-03 03:25:16 PM  
She's available?  I'm willing to give the warrior woman a try..
 
2017-11-03 03:45:54 PM  
They lasted 15 years. That's not bad.
And second marriages (which this was for Morpheus) have an even higher divorce rate than first marriages.
 
2017-11-03 03:49:35 PM  
How about just don't get married? People are ridiculous with this shiat.
 
2017-11-03 03:50:33 PM  

give me doughnuts: second marriages (which this was for Morpheus) have an even higher divorce rate than first marriages


Which is a weird stat, if you think about it.  100% of people in second marriages are no longer in their first marriages.

/s
 
2017-11-03 03:54:59 PM  

Nurglitch: I have a hard time cognizing the notion that anyone could get sick of Gina Torres' shiat.


This. The hottest of the  hot Serenity crew.
 
2017-11-03 03:58:17 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: GungFu: never heard of her...but if she the mother of the Fishburne kid who went into porn and showed her spotty arse? That's all I know about the Fishburne family.

What? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0868659/?re​f_=nv_sr_1


Fishburne's daughter Montana went into porn -- Torres is the stepmother.
 
2017-11-03 04:05:38 PM  
If her new show does well, she should do better.
 
2017-11-03 04:06:05 PM  

Kirablue42: Even beautiful people can be hard to put up with. I don't know why I am thinking that. I tried to look for the male version of this so I could have a hunky guy to look at as well, but couldn't find it, so here is the woman's version of it.

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I don't think it's that, really. Humans like new things, they like having a wide social network, and, those who like having sex like having the opportunity, now and then, to have sex with more than just one person. Modern monogamy tells people that if they don't focus all their affections and interest, social and romantic/emotional, on one person, they're a shiatbag.

The stress this causes doesn't even have to end marriages by eventually leading to "cheating", or because either partner is particularly hard to deal with. For a lot of couples, things fall apart gradually as the tiny disappointments and inconveniences of living with another person pile up, growing more and more annoying as they continue to not change(because those are all part of who that person is) one year after the other, with no reprieve of "newness" to ever alleviate the strain. Add to that the bullshiat narrative of "Romance" and how people who've lived cheek-to-jowl for 15 years have to be just as wrapped up in and sexually exciting to each other as they were when they just met, and you have a recipe for disappointment, shame and, eventually bitter frustration.

Something as simple as accepting that it's ok to feel anger and hatred at a partner sometimes, and that wanting some time to yourself doesn't mean they're any less important to you, would go a long way to improving the life-span of marriages. Humans STILL wouldn't be built for life-long monogamy, though; pretty much everything ABOUT human sexuality screams "social".
 
2017-11-03 04:10:45 PM  

uber humper: Morpheus been sleeping with someone else?


"Were you listening to me, Morpheus? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"
 
2017-11-03 04:20:08 PM  
I've been in love with her since way before Firefly.

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2017-11-03 04:43:20 PM  
She has certainly gotten better with age.

I really miss her on Suits.
 
2017-11-03 04:45:40 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Call me, Zoe! I'll even do the wash!


Do the Wash? YOU killed him? You bastard!

/I am a leaf on the wind
 
2017-11-03 05:15:17 PM  
He spent too much time staring at the woman in the red dress.
 
2017-11-03 05:28:58 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: I've been in love with her since way before Firefly.

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Man that show was ridiculous eye candy for a teenage Dickwad. And she only got hotter as time went on.
 
2017-11-03 06:04:21 PM  
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2017-11-03 06:16:32 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: I've been in love with her since way before Firefly.

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I had a thing for Sarge... and Cleo, who am I kidding.  They were all farking hot.
 
2017-11-03 06:32:50 PM  
Wow, they were both really good in Hannibal as husband/wife.
Seemed so close in the DVD special features interviews, too.

You never know with people, though. Sometimes people drift apart.
 
2017-11-03 06:52:51 PM  

uber humper: Morpheus been sleeping with someone else?
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ding ding ding ! - we have a winner.
 
2017-11-03 07:08:59 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: I've been in love with her since way before Firefly.

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Surprisingly, if you stuck with that show til the end, it actually started getting really good....
 
2017-11-03 07:21:31 PM  
What's Love Got To Do With It. Eat The Cake Anna Mae
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2017-11-03 07:35:59 PM  
Damn, Gina.
 
2017-11-03 08:47:59 PM  
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