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    More: Amusing, Alcoholic beverage, Corey Bellemore, Running, Beer, Sprint, acid reflux, world record, 'beer mile  
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956 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Nov 2017 at 8:40 AM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-11-03 07:04:12 AM  
Needs more bears
 
2017-11-03 07:07:15 AM  
No fair.
He's Canadian
 
2017-11-03 07:32:35 AM  

vudukungfu: No fair.
He's Canadian


I know, right. Those beers should be in bags.
 
2017-11-03 08:56:54 AM  
Four small beers

In my country...zes are for... how do you say, ze womens and ze childrens
 
2017-11-03 09:04:46 AM  
4:33?  That's ridiculous!  The guy had to have been on some kind of....

Never mind.
 
2017-11-03 09:12:51 AM  
I thought maybe you were talking about this

Blindfold race goes wrong
Youtube XKyRKWP-ebo
 
2017-11-03 09:18:53 AM  

vudukungfu: No fair.
He's Canadian


No one complains when Kenyans win marathons.
 
2017-11-03 09:52:23 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: 4:33?  That's ridiculous!  The guy had to have been on some kind of....

Never mind.


Was it a mile run in complete silence?
 
2017-11-03 10:42:55 AM  

Arkanaut: Marcus Aurelius: 4:33?  That's ridiculous!  The guy had to have been on some kind of....

Never mind.

Was it a mile run in complete silence?


There was still the ambience of the race course
 
2017-11-03 10:53:36 AM  
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
 
2017-11-03 10:55:02 AM  
img.fark.net
I love this sport!
 
2017-11-03 11:03:42 AM  
Great, subby.  Now that effing song is in my head.
 
2017-11-03 11:41:52 AM  
Corey Bellemore sets Beer Mile World Record: 4:33.6
Youtube xOL8EqwbSYA


The rules are stricter than I could imagine from that time.  Runners start with a beer (and don't drink until the starting pistol fires) and drink while walking (in an earlier unofficial 4:39 video, he is clearly seen opening the beer bottle).  The only easier aspect is that it looks like they had a self-DQing rabbit (rabbits traditionally are expected to "race fair" even if they burn out early).

Farkers (and moreso farking Harriers), this is our god.
/not a harrier
 
2017-11-03 01:23:07 PM  

Teaser: Great, subby.  Now that effing song is in my head.


4:33 is in your head?

Oh, the other song. Never mind.
 
2017-11-03 01:27:21 PM  
Not Impressed...img.fark.net
 
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