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(Some Guy)   Sisqo might have either Michael Jackson's condition or his surgeon   ( divider line
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10648 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jan 2002 at 10:12 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-12 10:31:45 AM  
"but now the doctors think it could be the Michael Jackson thing,"

President if the "Maybe if I act like an ass I'll make as much money as P-Puff-Diddly-Dooly-Hilddley-Ho-Neighborino Daddy"

I'l bet he doesn't even know the name of the disease he has.
2002-01-12 10:32:38 AM  
The rash is on his scalp,
maybe from bad dye jobs?

Anyway look at the clock 12 minutes already gone by, tick, tick.
2002-01-12 10:39:04 AM  
I thought the whole "Michael Jackson" condition was caused by being completely farking batshiat loonball.
2002-01-12 10:46:04 AM  
"I want to be an actor, but in order to get offers, I have to have a record out there performing for me.

"I'm not Will Smith, though that's where I'd like to be one day. He doesn't need to have music out there to get roles. I want that kind of money. I want that kind of power."

Well, you little twit, maybe you should go EARN some acting creditials by going to acting school, rather than relying on your crappy, inconsequential music to carry your ass.

Your other mistake is believing (mistakenly) that people even give a sh*t what you want.
2002-01-12 10:51:05 AM  
my first thought is: what a whinny ass. "oh i have soooo much stress".

my second thought is: except for what i see on fark i have no concept of pop culture (thank god).
2002-01-12 10:57:19 AM  
Holy shiat this guys is awesome, Gets Michael Jackson disease faster and his Album bombed faster!
2002-01-12 11:06:06 AM  
He wants to be Will Smith when he grows up.
2002-01-12 11:10:22 AM  
sisqo is that dude that wears thongs right?
2002-01-12 11:20:35 AM  
Something like that, yes.

Maybe they'll join forces and destroy the universe as loonball and son?
2002-01-12 11:25:54 AM  
I loved this guy on Deep Space Nine. I hope he gets better.
2002-01-12 11:29:45 AM  
Some of these "stars" seem so lost. There searching for self-esteem with everything outside themselves. When will someone like this be satisfied? I watched the actors studio with Burt Reynolds one night. Awhile back he had gotten hit in the face with a stunt gone wrong. He became very ill, and the rumor was he had AIDS. He said the people he thought would be there for him left in droves. The people he never thought cared were there and are still are there. Guess I just think of how hard lifes lessons are when I hear these stars. *Watching MTV with Myriah Carey on a stairmaster in stilettos*
2002-01-12 11:50:48 AM  
From the article:

"It was always stressful with her because there was what I like to call a constant rubbing of the dragon."

How could that be stressfull? Sounds like a good thing for a girlfriend to do constantly...
2002-01-12 12:02:44 PM  
well Sisqo does kind of look like a whinny little boy....maybe Michael likes that and gives it to him up the ass...
2002-01-12 12:07:21 PM  
awww.. poor baby sisqo. only sold 2 million albums.. i really feel for him.
2002-01-12 12:17:46 PM  
Michael Jackson's condition?! What? Is he saying that the moonwalk and that leg-shaky dance is the only thing he knows how to do? Maybe he means that his 'come back' album is only semi-listenable and that he doesn't get it that 'time has passed him by'.

When he says 'MJ's condition', does he mean that his hand sprouts gloves that talk to him... telling him about how 'naughty' little boys are? Own monkeys and buy dead people?! Sleep in pressurized tanks and have sex with Brooke Shields?! What's the deal, dude?!

That's not to say MJ is without talent... but his boat sailed a loooooong time ago.
2002-01-12 12:43:28 PM  
Bah. Nothing a little money can't fix:

Failed album=bribe people to buy
Lost girlfriend=strip club
Failed sitcom=buy network
2002-01-12 12:44:45 PM  
Sisqo should just go Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/P. Dumbass and rip everyone off. M.J.'s skin thing, Gary Coleman's permo-midgetitus, Tom Green's missing testicle, and anything else he can scrounge up.

¿Sisqo es un perdedor, si o no?
2002-01-12 01:17:13 PM  
The answer to all his problems is obvious... suicide.
2002-01-12 01:29:20 PM  
2002-01-12 02:10:05 PM  
I kind of feel sorry for that tiny, gay little man now.
2002-01-12 02:18:01 PM  
Don't care.
2002-01-12 02:18:25 PM  
People,let this be a lesson!Never wear thongs on your head,especially if you've worn them in the nether regions where they were meant to go.Sisqo now knows all too well the consequences!
2002-01-12 02:19:14 PM  
pile of crap nobody... have a nice life...

2002-01-12 02:21:45 PM  
Whiny. Little. biatch.

'Nuff said.
2002-01-12 02:26:25 PM  
....sounds like he's suffering from "Mariah Carey" syndrome....
2002-01-12 02:40:06 PM  
my first thought is: what a whinny ass. "oh i have soooo much stress".

You know, that was my EXACT same thought. Classic whiner. CLASSIC!
2002-01-12 03:45:15 PM  
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Sisqo fame clock has reach 14 minutes 59 seconds.
2002-01-12 03:46:09 PM  
Sorry; meant reached

[image from too old to be available]
I suck.
2002-01-12 05:21:19 PM  
2002-01-12 07:19:29 PM  
There is no Michael Jackson thing, if his hand and scalp are rashed, it is likely due to putting that bleach on it and maybe it even lightened his hand. The funny part of the story is that he complains that due to his rash, he can't braid his hair, but it apparently does not stop him from bleaching it.
2002-01-12 07:50:20 PM  
Personally I thought Mariah Carey in that dress and stillettos on the stairmaster was frightening. Talk about boats sailing along time ago.
2002-01-12 08:14:51 PM  
Question, who the hell is Sisqo?
2002-01-12 09:16:16 PM  
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2002-01-12 09:47:12 PM  
*Breaks down crying at AeroSquid's pictures*
2002-01-13 03:53:09 PM  
Alas, it appears that Sisqo is another casualty of the failing tech economy as well.
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