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2017-10-23 11:54:50 AM  
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Am I really supposed to care about Kirk Cousins and Carson Wench (seriously, I can't remember if that is his last name. I'm actually checking Google. I need coffee.) Wentz? 

There is some shiatty football being played this year, and not a new interesting QB or team to be found. 

Past Superbowl Winners
Brady - there are still signs that his best has past
Rothelisberger - It's over. You beat the Bengals. Enjoy your ESPN Superbowl hype chatter.
R. Wilson - He's not carrying a team. 
Brees - 4500 yards will not win when the defense gives up 5000. 
A. A. Ron - Everyone just R. E. H. A. B.
Eli - Manningface.com
Flacco - Is there a FlaccoFace.com? 

Superbowl Caliber QB or Generic QB on Superbowl Caliber Team
Cam - Any team that loses to the Bears should be eliminated from the playoffs.
Matty Ice - Not until Atlanta gets its own Katrina comeback story does anyone care
The fat-faced guy on the Lions...umm...It's the god-damned Lions. Thanksgiving wins are your Superbowl.
Trevor Sextoy - In a QB controversy with a guy named Paxton Lynch. Really.
Luck - Just shoot the guy. It's more human than the Colts slowly killing him.

Stable Franchise QBs on Crap Teams
Mariota, Winston, Dalton, Taylor, Rivers

QB-less Teams Kidding Themselves
Dolphins, Jets, Jaguars, Vikings

Garbage Pile
49ers, Browns, Cardinals, Bears, (Luck-less Colts go here)

Possibly Interesting
Dak & Cowboys - but this isn't new and the on-going legal crap with Zeke ruins it
Carr & Raiders - This team was legitimately fun last year & Carr got hurt. Hurt this year. STAY HEALTHY!
Goff & LA Rams - This team can't attract fair-weather fans with the best offense
Smith & Chefs - Brad Johnson excitement meets Trent Dilfer precision. Win one for the Ol' Cookie Duster.
Rookie & Texans - Kinda fun, but its Dallas-lite. Meh.


/I can't believe I wrote all of that out. 
//Spent like an hour on this shiat
 
2017-10-23 12:57:03 PM  

bionicjoe: [img.fark.net image 850x850]

Am I really supposed to care about Kirk Cousins and Carson Wench (seriously, I can't remember if that is his last name. I'm actually checking Google. I need coffee.) Wentz? 

There is some shiatty football being played this year, and not a new interesting QB or team to be found. 

Past Superbowl Winners
Brady - there are still signs that his best has past
Rothelisberger - It's over. You beat the Bengals. Enjoy your ESPN Superbowl hype chatter.
R. Wilson - He's not carrying a team. 
Brees - 4500 yards will not win when the defense gives up 5000. 
A. A. Ron - Everyone just R. E. H. A. B.
Eli - Manningface.com
Flacco - Is there a FlaccoFace.com? 

Superbowl Caliber QB or Generic QB on Superbowl Caliber Team
Cam - Any team that loses to the Bears should be eliminated from the playoffs.
Matty Ice - Not until Atlanta gets its own Katrina comeback story does anyone care
The fat-faced guy on the Lions...umm...It's the god-damned Lions. Thanksgiving wins are your Superbowl.
Trevor Sextoy - In a QB controversy with a guy named Paxton Lynch. Really.
Luck - Just shoot the guy. It's more human than the Colts slowly killing him.

Stable Franchise QBs on Crap Teams
Mariota, Winston, Dalton, Taylor, Rivers

QB-less Teams Kidding Themselves
Dolphins, Jets, Jaguars, Vikings

Garbage Pile
49ers, Browns, Cardinals, Bears, (Luck-less Colts go here)

Possibly Interesting
Dak & Cowboys - but this isn't new and the on-going legal crap with Zeke ruins it
Carr & Raiders - This team was legitimately fun last year & Carr got hurt. Hurt this year. STAY HEALTHY!
Goff & LA Rams - This team can't attract fair-weather fans with the best offense
Smith & Chefs - Brad Johnson excitement meets Trent Dilfer precision. Win one for the Ol' Cookie Duster.
Rookie & Texans - Kinda fun, but its Dallas-lite. Meh.


/I can't believe I wrote all of that out. 
//Spent like an hour on this shiat


I believe you are seriously undersea lingerie Wentz
 
2017-10-23 12:57:26 PM  
Underselling.

Wtf phone?
 
2017-10-23 01:05:03 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I believe you are seriously undersea lingerie Wentz


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2017-10-23 01:12:48 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I believe you are seriously undersea lingerie Wentz


OMG I am farking dying!!! 
Srsly, like a white girl, can not.

But the GIS was a NSFW winner. 
seriously undersea lingerie
 
2017-10-23 03:35:21 PM  

bionicjoe: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I believe you are seriously undersea lingerie Wentz

OMG I am farking dying!!! 
Srsly, like a white girl, can not.

But the GIS was a NSFW winner. 
seriously undersea lingerie


Now THAT gets a
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2017-10-23 04:30:39 PM  
Also, for the Sports Tab All Stars in the crowd: Barring Kirk Cousins getting like 3 points less than Alshon Jeffery, there is now a six way tie for 5th in our league. o_O
 
2017-10-23 07:19:37 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: seriously undersea lingerie


I nominate this as the new "vodak" inside Fark joke.

Who's with me?!
 
2017-10-23 07:20:35 PM  
Loving that the Cowboy fans need to root for the Skins tonight.

/HTTR!
 
2017-10-23 07:31:34 PM  

GRCooper: Loving that the Cowboy fans need to root for the Skins tonight.

/HTTR!


Here's to a good clean game tonight!

/and the Eagles winning by 28 please!
 
2017-10-23 07:48:39 PM  
I'm mildly interested in this game. Hoping to catch the second half after adulting duties
 
2017-10-23 08:03:14 PM  
Week 7 Delhomme Leaderboard on Monday Night

Cam Newton, Delhomme RatingTM - 50.0

2 INT, FUM

*NOW CALIBRATING...*

Carson Wentz, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Kirk Cousins, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
 
2017-10-23 08:04:38 PM  
I didn't know who to root for tonight because I honestly didn't care but now I'm watching this Dutch Destroyer thing on ESPN before the game and go Eagles
 
2017-10-23 08:05:03 PM  
Welp, now i am sobbing
 
2017-10-23 08:05:27 PM  
Okay this game had better be a snoozer till the second half since I still need to commute across a hellish sea of suburbia before I can tune in.
 
rka
2017-10-23 08:05:55 PM  
Jesus fark. What the hell is ESPN doing to us with these Monday Night Countdown stories?

First Marty Shottenheimer not being able to remember anything due to Alzheimers and now Cancer boy.
 
2017-10-23 08:06:56 PM  
Go Redacteds, just because Cowboys need Eagles to lose =(

/Go Meteor!
//Eagles are going to devastate the Redacteds tonight
 
2017-10-23 08:07:47 PM  

rka: Jesus fark. What the hell is ESPN doing to us with these Monday Night Countdown stories?

First Marty Shottenheimer not being able to remember anything due to Alzheimers and now Cancer boy.


Jebus, I really didn't want to freaking cry before the game started.

/right in the feels
 
2017-10-23 08:08:21 PM  
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2017-10-23 08:08:26 PM  
Where's Captain Steroid?  Does he only show up for Broncos threads?

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2017-10-23 08:09:27 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Welp, now i am sobbing


wow, that was difficult to watch.  "Come on man" better be extra funny tonight
 
2017-10-23 08:09:41 PM  

bionicjoe: [img.fark.net image 850x850]

Am I really supposed to care about Kirk Cousins and Carson Wench (seriously, I can't remember if that is his last name. I'm actually checking Google. I need coffee.) Wentz? 

There is some shiatty football being played this year, and not a new interesting QB or team to be found. 

Past Superbowl Winners
Brady - there are still signs that his best has past
Rothelisberger - It's over. You beat the Bengals. Enjoy your ESPN Superbowl hype chatter.
R. Wilson - He's not carrying a team. 
Brees - 4500 yards will not win when the defense gives up 5000. 
A. A. Ron - Everyone just R. E. H. A. B.
Eli - Manningface.com
Flacco - Is there a FlaccoFace.com? 

Superbowl Caliber QB or Generic QB on Superbowl Caliber Team
Cam - Any team that loses to the Bears should be eliminated from the playoffs.
Matty Ice - Not until Atlanta gets its own Katrina comeback story does anyone care
The fat-faced guy on the Lions...umm...It's the god-damned Lions. Thanksgiving wins are your Superbowl.
Trevor Sextoy - In a QB controversy with a guy named Paxton Lynch. Really.
Luck - Just shoot the guy. It's more human than the Colts slowly killing him.

Stable Franchise QBs on Crap Teams
Mariota, Winston, Dalton, Taylor, Rivers

QB-less Teams Kidding Themselves
Dolphins, Jets, Jaguars, Vikings

Garbage Pile
49ers, Browns, Cardinals, Bears, (Luck-less Colts go here)

Possibly Interesting
Dak & Cowboys - but this isn't new and the on-going legal crap with Zeke ruins it
Carr & Raiders - This team was legitimately fun last year & Carr got hurt. Hurt this year. STAY HEALTHY!
Goff & LA Rams - This team can't attract fair-weather fans with the best offense
Smith & Chefs - Brad Johnson excitement meets Trent Dilfer precision. Win one for the Ol' Cookie Duster.
Rookie & Texans - Kinda fun, but its Dallas-lite. Meh.


/I can't believe I wrote all of that out. 
//Spent like an hour on this shiat


Could have summed it up "Stop liking what I don't like".
 
2017-10-23 08:10:08 PM  
Hai all!

I'm here and ready for the Redskins to win!

/hopefully
 
2017-10-23 08:11:16 PM  

rka: Jesus fark. What the hell is ESPN doing to us with these Monday Night Countdown stories?

First Marty Shottenheimer not being able to remember anything due to Alzheimers and now Cancer boy.


And NFLN yesterday with Gaylnn Brady's story....
 
2017-10-23 08:11:56 PM  

Derek Force: Where's Captain Steroid?  Does he only show up for Broncos threads?

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Hah I love it.
 
2017-10-23 08:12:23 PM  

GRCooper: Loving that the Cowboy fans need to root for the Skins tonight.

/HTTR!


Football version of HODOR?

ZMugg: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: seriously undersea lingerie

I nominate this as the new "vodak" inside Fark joke.

Who's with me?!


I am DOWN with this. Seriously Undersea Lingerie UNITE!

rka: Jesus fark. What the hell is ESPN doing to us with these Monday Night Countdown stories?

First Marty Shottenheimer not being able to remember anything due to Alzheimers and now Cancer boy.


farking hell, apparently the same people that hire the animators choose the lead-in stories. I have it muted (because I *always* have it muted) but even the couple of glances I got of it were bloody painful.

Then again, it IS preparing us for 3 hours of Gridr + Milquetoast...
 
2017-10-23 08:12:39 PM  
Did one of those statues have a freaking snowball in its hand?
 
2017-10-23 08:13:08 PM  

ShadowLAnCeR: Derek Force: Where's Captain Steroid?  Does he only show up for Broncos threads?

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Hah I love it.


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2017-10-23 08:14:05 PM  

Derek Force: ShadowLAnCeR: Derek Force: Where's Captain Steroid?  Does he only show up for Broncos threads?

[img.fark.net image 512x312]

Hah I love it.

[img.fark.net image 491x463]


We need a Redskins one now
 
2017-10-23 08:14:48 PM  

bionicjoe: [img.fark.net image 850x850]

Am I really supposed to care about Kirk Cousins and Carson Wench (seriously, I can't remember if that is his last name. I'm actually checking Google. I need coffee.) Wentz? 

There is some shiatty football being played this year, and not a new interesting QB or team to be found. 

Past Superbowl Winners
Brady - there are still signs that his best has past
Rothelisberger - It's over. You beat the Bengals. Enjoy your ESPN Superbowl hype chatter.
R. Wilson - He's not carrying a team. 
Brees - 4500 yards will not win when the defense gives up 5000. 
A. A. Ron - Everyone just R. E. H. A. B.
Eli - Manningface.com
Flacco - Is there a FlaccoFace.com? 

Superbowl Caliber QB or Generic QB on Superbowl Caliber Team
Cam - Any team that loses to the Bears should be eliminated from the playoffs.
Matty Ice - Not until Atlanta gets its own Katrina comeback story does anyone care
The fat-faced guy on the Lions...umm...It's the god-damned Lions. Thanksgiving wins are your Superbowl.
Trevor Sextoy - In a QB controversy with a guy named Paxton Lynch. Really.
Luck - Just shoot the guy. It's more human than the Colts slowly killing him.

Stable Franchise QBs on Crap Teams
Mariota, Winston, Dalton, Taylor, Rivers

QB-less Teams Kidding Themselves
Dolphins, Jets, Jaguars, Vikings

Garbage Pile
49ers, Browns, Cardinals, Bears, (Luck-less Colts go here)

Possibly Interesting
Dak & Cowboys - but this isn't new and the on-going legal crap with Zeke ruins it
Carr & Raiders - This team was legitimately fun last year & Carr got hurt. Hurt this year. STAY HEALTHY!
Goff & LA Rams - This team can't attract fair-weather fans with the best offense
Smith & Chefs - Brad Johnson excitement meets Trent Dilfer precision. Win one for the Ol' Cookie Duster.
Rookie & Texans - Kinda fun, but its Dallas-lite. Meh.


/I can't believe I wrote all of that out. 
//Spent like an hour on this shiat


Coulda, shoulda, woulda won against the Chiefs on Monday night if Doctson would have held onto the pass.

/that was a weak C'mon man
 
2017-10-23 08:14:52 PM  
Why are the Dolphins spanking people??
 
2017-10-23 08:15:04 PM  
Apparently the Chuck Norris maneuver is legal in college football
 
2017-10-23 08:17:20 PM  

xaks: GRCooper: Loving that the Cowboy fans need to root for the Skins tonight.

/HTTR!

Football version of HODOR?

ZMugg: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: seriously undersea lingerie

I nominate this as the new "vodak" inside Fark joke.

Who's with me?!

I am DOWN with this. Seriously Undersea Lingerie UNITE!

rka: Jesus fark. What the hell is ESPN doing to us with these Monday Night Countdown stories?

First Marty Shottenheimer not being able to remember anything due to Alzheimers and now Cancer boy.

farking hell, apparently the same people that hire the animators choose the lead-in stories. I have it muted (because I *always* have it muted) but even the couple of glances I got of it were bloody painful.

Then again, it IS preparing us for 3 hours of Gridr + Milquetoast...


If Gruden is all over Wentz to anything near the degree he was in that Bears/Eagles game last year, it'll be more vomit inducing that boring. And McDonough and his misshapen does have a pretty good voice.
 
2017-10-23 08:17:28 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Welp, now i am sobbing

wow, that was difficult to watch.  "Come on man" better be extra funny tonight


Very difficult to watch. I caught it Sunday morning and was done.
 
2017-10-23 08:17:31 PM  
ShadowLAnCeR:
We need a Redskins one now

Sorry, even as an Eagles fan, I am looking, but cant find a Redskins one....
 
2017-10-23 08:18:33 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: If Gruden is all over Wentz to anything near the degree he was in that Bears/Eagles game last year


Agreed, as an Eagles fan.

Gruden in loving hyperbole mode is insufferable
 
2017-10-23 08:18:47 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: And McDonough and his misshapen does have a pretty good voice.


See, I'm kind of partial to him as his being the Red Sox play by play guy started right around the time I started watching on a regular basis.
 
2017-10-23 08:19:25 PM  
And we're off to a good start, fellating Wentz-wise.
 
2017-10-23 08:20:05 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Your_Huckleberry: If Gruden is all over Wentz to anything near the degree he was in that Bears/Eagles game last year

Agreed, as an Eagles fan.

Gruden in loving hyperbole mode is insufferable


But Gruden's bro coaching the Skins..  not sure how this will play out.
 
rka
2017-10-23 08:20:30 PM  
North Dakota TOUGH!
 
2017-10-23 08:20:58 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: If Gruden is all over Wentz to anything near the degree he was in that Bears/Eagles game last year, it'll be more vomit inducing that boring. And McDonough and his misshapen does have a pretty good voice.


Gruden is all over at least one player per game, it's unavoidable. I think he'd be much better if he'd just be himself and not be a Coach Gruden character. That's why Romo is so awesome.
 
2017-10-23 08:21:50 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Gruden in loving hyperbole mode is insufferable


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2017-10-23 08:22:33 PM  

Derek Force: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Your_Huckleberry: If Gruden is all over Wentz to anything near the degree he was in that Bears/Eagles game last year

Agreed, as an Eagles fan.

Gruden in loving hyperbole mode is insufferable

But Gruden's bro coaching the Skins..  not sure how this will play out.


They'll shoe-horn in at least a half-dozen "My brother" references whether you like them or not. And they'll be bad and painful and cringe-worthy. Because Grindr + Milquetoast + EPMS (apparently the production staff for the show, anyways)
 
2017-10-23 08:23:09 PM  
Yeah every team that plays the Washington Snyders!
 
2017-10-23 08:23:12 PM  
Eagles must lose because chaos
 
2017-10-23 08:23:20 PM  
Hey year of hell 1 and 2 Are on BBC, that's some good star trekn
 
2017-10-23 08:23:56 PM  
Chris Long is farking awesome
 
2017-10-23 08:26:08 PM  
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2017-10-23 08:26:39 PM  
You would think people would agree that Long is doing good, but Trumpers hate Long because he showed solidarity with Malcolm Jenkins in an anthem protest
 
2017-10-23 08:27:10 PM  
*shrug* I don't really care who wins, as it's the NFC Least and it isn't like my team will be in the playoff hunt this year

I picked Philly because (1) record, and (2) Doug Pederson is pretty cool and chill guy, but wicked smart. Nice guy the couple-three four times I chatted with him when he was tossing the balls around with fans at Family Day
 
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