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(Mediaite)   Alexa, if there is a God, then why would he allow this to exist?   ( mediaite.com) divider line
    More: Scary, English-language films, Billy Bass era, personal assistant era, American films, Alexa persona, animatronic fish, funny trend, Amazon Echo  
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20084 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2017 at 6:42 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-10-22 04:35:38 PM  
Would be a great way to freak out the kids.
 
2017-10-22 04:46:07 PM  
I think that is pretty clever
 
2017-10-22 04:46:56 PM  
I must have this.
 
2017-10-22 04:51:28 PM  
Sometimes I believe those who say "because we can" need a smack upside the head.
 
2017-10-22 04:52:29 PM  

Literally Addicted: Sometimes I believe those who say "because we can" need a smack upside the head.


And why do we need to smack them upside the head?
 
2017-10-22 04:55:40 PM  
now you can even hook it up to the internet and catfish with a fish. Or bait someone ..

I'll stop now..
 
2017-10-22 05:06:24 PM  
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2017-10-22 05:10:08 PM  

Man On A Mission: Literally Addicted: Sometimes I believe those who say "because we can" need a smack upside the head.

And why do we need to smack them upside the head?


Because we can.
 
2017-10-22 05:13:59 PM  
Some people have too much time on their hands
 
2017-10-22 05:37:26 PM  
There isn't.
 
2017-10-22 06:01:07 PM  
It should say the weather is Crappie.
 
2017-10-22 06:18:41 PM  
Wonder if someone has done the same thing with one of those talking mounted deer heads.
 
2017-10-22 06:44:35 PM  
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2017-10-22 06:46:27 PM  
If you buy me one of those singing, joke-telling bass, just remember what that rhymes with, because that's where I'm gonna stick it.
 
2017-10-22 06:46:29 PM  
Welp. . . I've always thought these fish were tacky things that only rednecks would find amusing. Now I want one. On my wall. Now.
 
2017-10-22 06:46:58 PM  
Why no repeat tag.  This is an old thing.
 
2017-10-22 06:48:20 PM  
If this isn't the best thing ever, I would be hard-pressed to imagine what is.
 
2017-10-22 06:49:14 PM  
The Irritating Fish (funny)
Youtube _LwdU6H5VUQ


please note this does get a bit sweary.
 
2017-10-22 06:49:58 PM  

FatherChaos: If you buy me one of those singing, joke-telling bass, just remember what that rhymes with, because that's where I'm gonna stick it.


Up your ass?
 
2017-10-22 06:50:21 PM  

FatherChaos: If you buy me one of those singing, joke-telling bass, just remember what that rhymes with, because that's where I'm gonna stick it.


so basically you want people to stop giving you crap for Christmas..
 
2017-10-22 06:50:57 PM  
Alexa: If there is a God, then why would he allow this to exist?

"It is a warning that the end times are at hand."
 
2017-10-22 06:51:41 PM  
Amazon Alexa Echo Dot Becomes Creepy Talking Christmas Tree
Youtube QIIQkEWcyrA
 
2017-10-22 06:53:55 PM  
While this is kinda awesome what I want is an Alexa/Siri whatever in droid form. R2-D2 or BB-8, either will do. Not the lame remote controlled toys. A real droid.
 
2017-10-22 06:55:38 PM  
I don't have one of these voice assistants because I can just see myself yelling fark You to it about 20 times a day.  I mean seriously I know I don't enunciate well (jaw and teeth issues due to long ago accident plus teeth grinding), but if you claim your voice recognition will take that into account then it better
 
2017-10-22 06:56:37 PM  

FatherChaos: If you buy me one of those singing, joke-telling bass, just remember what that rhymes with, because that's where I'm gonna stick it.


In your wrasse? Seems mean.
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2017-10-22 06:57:27 PM  
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2017-10-22 06:57:34 PM  
Fark linking to such things is proof enough there is no god.
 
2017-10-22 06:58:31 PM  

FatherChaos: If you buy me one of those singing, joke-telling bass, just remember what that rhymes with, because that's where I'm gonna stick it.


Wow, you really hate Catholic religious ceremonies.
 
2017-10-22 06:59:32 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Fark linking to such things is proof enough there is no god.


Well... not the one everyone was hoping for.

/Happy Halloween everyone!
 
2017-10-22 07:01:26 PM  

FatherChaos: If you buy me one of those singing, joke-telling bass, just remember what that rhymes with, because that's where I'm gonna stick it.


On the lawn?
 
2017-10-22 07:05:17 PM  
Subby has been living under a rock.

Someone did this less than a month after the original Alexa came out.

https://www.theverge.com/2016/11/4/13​5​25172/amazon-alexa-big-mouth-billy-bas​s-hack-api - Nov 4, 2016

The instructable (if you want to do it youself) is here.
http://www.instructables.com/id/Anima​t​e-a-Billy-Bass-Mouth-With-Any-Audio-So​urce/

// There's also a few other animatronic noisemakers that can me similarly hacked.
 
2017-10-22 07:07:41 PM  
Fool.  The LORD loves this kind of shiat.
 
2017-10-22 07:08:04 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: FatherChaos: If you buy me one of those singing, joke-telling bass, just remember what that rhymes with, because that's where I'm gonna stick it.

On the lawn?


On the grass

he said it rhymed, dumbass.
 
2017-10-22 07:10:38 PM  

Boudyro: While this is kinda awesome what I want is an Alexa/Siri whatever in droid form. R2-D2 or BB-8, either will do. Not the lame remote controlled toys. A real droid.


I want to wire up a ventriloquist's dummy to interact with me via Alexa.  Mouth and eye movement.
 
2017-10-22 07:11:48 PM  

almejita: Duck_of_Doom: FatherChaos: If you buy me one of those singing, joke-telling bass, just remember what that rhymes with, because that's where I'm gonna stick it.

On the lawn?

On the grass

he said it rhymed, dumbass.


Hey none of that sass.

That was the joke, though crass.

/signed, a lass
 
2017-10-22 07:14:34 PM  

wxboy: Boudyro: While this is kinda awesome what I want is an Alexa/Siri whatever in droid form. R2-D2 or BB-8, either will do. Not the lame remote controlled toys. A real droid.

I want to wire up a ventriloquist's dummy to interact with me via Alexa.  Mouth and eye movement.


Just add a blow-up doll body and you've got an animatronic girlfriend. Who can't do much of anything but play music and set an alarm.
 
2017-10-22 07:14:44 PM  
Because Satan makes very odd requests Job
 
2017-10-22 07:15:06 PM  
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2017-10-22 07:19:32 PM  
Do they have a moosehead model?
 
2017-10-22 07:19:54 PM  

Man On A Mission: Literally Addicted: Sometimes I believe those who say "because we can" need a smack upside the head.

And why do we need to smack them upside the head?


Because we can.
 
2017-10-22 07:20:18 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: almejita: Duck_of_Doom: FatherChaos: If you buy me one of those singing, joke-telling bass, just remember what that rhymes with, because that's where I'm gonna stick it.

On the lawn?

On the grass

he said it rhymed, dumbass.

Hey none of that sass.

That was the joke, though crass.

/signed, a lass


Hmm should I make a pass?

;)
 
2017-10-22 07:20:24 PM  

FatherChaos: If you buy me one of those singing, joke-telling bass, just remember what that rhymes with, because that's where I'm gonna stick it.


Why would you stick it up your ass?   NTTAWWT
 
2017-10-22 07:25:09 PM  
Dammit advertisers.

SANITIZE YOUR SHIAT
 
2017-10-22 07:26:32 PM  

almejita: Duck_of_Doom: almejita: Duck_of_Doom: FatherChaos: If you buy me one of those singing, joke-telling bass, just remember what that rhymes with, because that's where I'm gonna stick it.

On the lawn?

On the grass

he said it rhymed, dumbass.

Hey none of that sass.

That was the joke, though crass.

/signed, a lass

Hmm should I make a pass?

;)


Sure, you sound like you have balls made of brass.

Just don't be flacc-

...id :)
 
2017-10-22 07:27:35 PM  

nytmare: Just add a blow-up doll body and you've got an animatronic girlfriend. Who can't do much of anything but play music and set an alarm.


Jingle Jugs - The Trophy Rack You've Always Wanted!
Youtube YeylExyUTiQ
 
2017-10-22 07:36:01 PM  
I want one if it looks like HAL.
 
2017-10-22 07:38:33 PM  
That's actually pretty funny and technically  impressive.
 
2017-10-22 07:38:58 PM  
Lol
 
2017-10-22 07:39:30 PM  
Because he is an angry and malevolent god who will cleanse the world with fire and blood.

/Duh.
 
2017-10-22 07:40:20 PM  

nytmare: wxboy: Boudyro: While this is kinda awesome what I want is an Alexa/Siri whatever in droid form. R2-D2 or BB-8, either will do. Not the lame remote controlled toys. A real droid.

I want to wire up a ventriloquist's dummy to interact with me via Alexa.  Mouth and eye movement.

Just add a blow-up doll body and you've got an animatronic girlfriend. Who can't do much of anything but play music and set an alarm.


Well, that's one more thing than most girlfriends can do.

/so kidding
//couldn't resist
///please don't kill me
 
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