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(Daily Mail)   I wouldn't say "blends in" exactly   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-10-22 06:42:14 AM  
I wouldn't mind sitting next to him on an airplane.
 
2017-10-22 08:18:08 AM  

Kirablue42: I wouldn't mind sitting next to him on an airplane.


I DRTFA, so I can only assume you are speaking about Flatulus MacFlopsweat. the five time broccoli and pork eating champion.
 
2017-10-22 08:29:14 AM  
He'd blend right in with crowd of gary numans
 
2017-10-22 08:34:01 AM  
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"Oh yeah, you blend."
 
2017-10-22 08:49:08 AM  
"My name is Alice, I live in a palace ..."
 
2017-10-22 09:17:12 AM  
Laptops out forever.
 
2017-10-22 09:35:47 AM  
If I looked like Alice Cooper I'd have "This is Halloween" stuck in my head every day from the moment I looked in the mirror in the morning til the time I went to bed at night.
 
2017-10-22 10:07:31 AM  
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2017-10-22 10:21:46 AM  

Mister Peejay: Kirablue42: I wouldn't mind sitting next to him on an airplane.

I DRTFA, so I can only assume you are speaking about Flatulus MacFlopsweat. the five time broccoli and pork eating champion.


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2017-10-22 10:22:17 AM  
I love the dead before they rise
No farewells no goodbyes
I never even knew your now rotting face
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave
I have other uses for you darling
 
2017-10-22 11:08:43 AM  
And he's wearing a trilby not a fedora.

But being the Daily Fail I must now question the existence of hats in general and Melbourne.
 
2017-10-22 11:48:28 AM  
I think I wasted brain cells reading that article. They said he looked surprised that he had to follow the rules for airport security.  To me it looked like someone took a picture of him taking his hat off and they wrote a story about it.
 
2017-10-22 12:30:29 PM  

Kirablue42: I wouldn't mind sitting next to him on an airplane.


I would be certain I fell asleep on his shoulder and snored loudly.

And drooled on his leather jacket.
 
2017-10-22 12:46:39 PM  
He looks like he's enjoyed every mile of the journey and then some.
 
2017-10-22 12:58:24 PM  
Kevin Nealon has really let himself go.
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2017-10-22 02:05:52 PM  
He's not bad for a 69 year old.
 
2017-10-22 02:38:12 PM  

Kirablue42: I wouldn't mind sitting next to him on an airplane.


He seems halfway intelligent, more so than most slebs.  If nothing else, the man hung out with Groucho Marx.
 
2017-10-22 04:32:38 PM  
Actual photo of security scanning him:
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2017-10-22 04:53:11 PM  
Probably time for a new look. He looks like an animated corpse. I know that kind of creepy thing is his bag, but wow, time is a biatch.
 
2017-10-22 07:39:58 PM  

JerkStore: Probably time for a new look. He looks like an animated corpse. I know that kind of creepy thing is his bag, but wow, time is a biatch.


a fifth of whiskey and a case of beer every day for 15 years will do that to you. He was always funny looking, but by the time he sobered up, the damage was done.
 
2017-10-22 07:53:25 PM  

stoli n coke: JerkStore: Probably time for a new look. He looks like an animated corpse. I know that kind of creepy thing is his bag, but wow, time is a biatch.

a fifth of whiskey and a case of beer every day for 15 years will do that to you. He was always funny looking, but by the time he sobered up, the damage was done.


Hard to believe he was an all American track star in college
 
2017-10-22 08:00:36 PM  

Billy Liar: Kirablue42: I wouldn't mind sitting next to him on an airplane.

He seems halfway intelligent, more so than most slebs.  If nothing else, the man hung out with Groucho Marx.


I would have to deeply restrain myself from asking him about the history of Milwaukee.
 
2017-10-22 08:07:49 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Hard to believe he was an all American track star in college


I can see the athletic stuff now that he's been sober for a good long time. Saw him play 3 years ago, and he was leaving his band winded, and they were all at least half his age.
 
2017-10-22 08:23:56 PM  

stoli n coke: JerkStore: Probably time for a new look. He looks like an animated corpse. I know that kind of creepy thing is his bag, but wow, time is a biatch.

a fifth of whiskey and a case of beer every day for 15 years will do that to you. He was always funny looking, but by the time he sobered up, the damage was done.


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img.fark.netI don't think he looks bad at all for 69. For comparison here's a few other 69 yr old men
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OOF
2017-10-23 12:13:24 PM  
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