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(Reuters)   Winning bid of $166,000 for Titanic passenger's letter sinks all competing offers   ( uk.reuters.com) divider line
    More: Followup, RMS Titanic, important Titanic letter, auctioneer Andrew Aldridge, Alexander Oskar Holverson, experiences rubbing shoulders, New York, southern English town, largest ocean liner  
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2017-10-22 11:28:09 AM  
Dear Nigel,

It would seem that our vessel is going down into the briny sea. Just as my last wish, I had a dream and not to take the piss but there was a terrible moving picture about this with a dreadful song by I think some French woman. Please do not let that happen. I'm dying now.

Bye.
 
2017-10-22 01:29:25 PM  
Dear Charles,
Please endeavour to contact the coach works with alacrity and impress upon them my need to find a trustworthy counterpart in the colonies, as it has become painfully apparent some commoners have be-jizzed my automobile's upholstery.
Yours,
Lord Snot
 
2017-10-22 02:13:06 PM  
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166k for a note? Dumb. I'm saving my cash when the original of this surfaces.

/near
//far
//wherever you are
 
2017-10-22 02:14:33 PM  
Dear Mother,
If all goes well, we should be arriving...
Hang on. There's a furious commotion on the deck of this great unsinkable vessel. I will finish my correspondence shortly.
 
2017-10-22 02:17:31 PM  

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166k for a note? Dumb. I'm saving my cash when the original of this surfaces.

/near
//far
//wherever you are


It's disappointing...
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2017-10-22 02:19:52 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Dear Charles,
Please endeavour to contact the coach works with alacrity and impress upon them my need to find a trustworthy counterpart in the colonies, as it has become painfully apparent some commoners have be-jizzed my automobile's upholstery.
Yours,
Lord Snot


Dear Coffee Nerves,

I chortled and damn near guffawed at this comment.

Your's forever,
Tongue.
 
2017-10-22 02:20:28 PM  
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2017-10-22 02:23:00 PM  

SirEattonHogg: [img.fark.net image 320x316]

166k for a note? Dumb. I'm saving my cash when the original of this surfaces.

/near
//far
//wherever you are


I doubt you'd be able to buy Kate Winslet for 166K. Maybe when she's old and in a nursing home.

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2017-10-22 02:23:23 PM  
"Aaargh"
 
2017-10-22 02:26:15 PM  
I always kinda wondered how a head of lettuce sunk a ship.

/ what kind of lettuce? Iceberg
 
2017-10-22 02:28:31 PM  

UsikFark: "Aaargh"


Are you dictating?
 
2017-10-22 02:37:18 PM  

tonguedepressor: UsikFark: "Aaargh"

Are you dictating?


Excuse me? I use my fingers to type TYVM
 
2017-10-22 02:39:08 PM  

iheartscotch: I always kinda wondered how a head of lettuce sunk a ship.

/ what kind of lettuce? Iceberg


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2017-10-22 02:40:27 PM  
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2017-10-22 03:20:55 PM  
Dear Amazon,

I am changing my shipping option to the fastest possible service. That was one dress, size 13 ladies high heels, and makeup kit.

Sincerely,
Captain Edward Smith
 
2017-10-22 04:14:35 PM  

ComaToast: Dear Amazon,

I am changing my shipping option to the fastest possible service. That was one dress, size 13 ladies high heels, and makeup kit.

Sincerely,
Captain Edward Smith


Ok, performing fellatio on the ship now.
 
2017-10-22 04:42:26 PM  
Day 1:
The Jewish people are trading wives, Cadillacs and diamonds, drinkin' booze and havin' all sorts of good clean party fun. The people who run the boat are hoistin' up land-lubbers, battnin' down hatches and doin' sail things. The first mate's hangin' over the rail, havin' a little smoke and diggin' the icebergs, and the Captain's out cold on the wheelhouse floor.
 
2017-10-22 11:16:29 PM  
...embossed Titanic on-board stationary...

ffs...yer british...you should know this...

e for the win...
 
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