I'd break her wind alright.

Holy cat fart!

She should wear a windbreaker. Problem solved.

You are a lucky man, Jake Steed.

I've been married for over three years and I have not heard/nor smelled my wife fart. Anyone else?

I decided to on one occasion to play tent with my girlfriend. Let's just say she's more than gotten even with me over the years.

I'm definitely not kicking her out of bed for bustin' ass. She can hit me with the Dutch Oven if she wants....she's smoking HOT!!

brap: classic post

Fact: Women never fart, but sometimes they are near dogs that do.

LoveInAction, you've gotta admit he opened himself up to it. I saw the angle, but felt it was too easy.

Hopefully he's got a tough hide and she doesn't read fark.

"Jake Steed
I've been married for over three years and I have not heard/nor smelled my wife fart. Anyone else?"

Married for 4 years, lived with for 6 years, been together for 7 years...never once heard it or smelled anything from my wife in all that time up until recently. I'd swear that she wasn't even capable of it. But not too long ago, I heard her cut one in her sleep. I gotta say, i was a bit disappointed. I'd prefer not to hear sounds like that coming out of my beautiful wife. In fact...I think i'll divorce her now.

I keed, I keed...about the divorcing.

Man: Well honey, whaddya think?
Lady: Did that salesman cut one during the test drive?
Man: Yeah, and for some reason he turned on the radio to cover up the smell.
Lady: Lets get out of here, I'm not shaking that guy's hand.
Homer: They'll be back...... :silence followed by radio being turn

http://www.mintyass.com

This may be of help to all you animals.

fisherman62, Isuldirs
That's pretty inappropriate, dumbasses.

I hate farktards like that.

Wow! I can't stop passing gas either! Halle and I were meant for each other.

By the way, vegetarian chili. If you've tried it, you know. Damn good stuff, but the worst gas I've ever had in my life.

c: Ice Storm?

I have noticed that any post having to do with Urinating, Passing Gas or Defecating gets a very large amount of comments.. Way to go!

Favorite word: PoopSamich.

NakedApe

No sound bites?

She admitted this on The Late Show several months ago. Maybe someone can dig that up.

IMHO, All women fart, they only admit it when they love you.

wildly known fact men fart while stationary..women tend to fart while moving much like crop-dusting...



/would hit it with nose plugs...

Halle Berry has confessed she can't stop breaking wind

That's ok. I won't kick her out of bed for that.

but can she belch?

Would not hit it...pass.

2004-06-01 12:41:11 PM Jake Steed

I've been married for over three years and I have not heard/nor smelled my wife fart. Anyone else?

No, I don't believe I've ever heard your wife fart.

She told this to Teen Hollywood and I thought "gee,What a role model." Maybe I should stop blaming the cat.
//X-Men 3 Storm breaks wind.

Oh celebrity news is just the best isnt it!!!!

/shoots self in face

That's amazing. Halle Berry farts. It makes the news. Then we discuss it. Fark!

She does play the role of Storm, right?

Bah, protein shakes are nothing.

/off to White Castle

I put up with my wife stinking it up every blue moon...This woman could farking blow methane around me all she wants...just be happy to be that close.

Married female who farts in front of her husband here...

Tell her I have a way to "stop" the problem.

worldeater.. sliders by far the are best for producing world class..nasal hair singeing(sp) eye watering ass rips..

/let's go pick up a crave case today

i go to a gym that has a lot of elderly members and the old dudes are the worst when it comes to gas. a bunch of 85 year olds who just let it rip wherever they are.

the locker room is the worse, bunch of naked ancient guys farting up a storm.

She's so fine, I'd call her farts "chocolate whispers".

Halle is a poor actress, and ugly (plain at best). Oh, and admitting to farting a lot? Seems a lot like she's do ANYTHING to get attention, eh?


And let's not forget her little hit-and-run. Sure, don't worry about a human life or anything Halle. It's not like that person was as high and mighty as you seem to think YOU are!

Yeah.. she doesnt look that good... She was pretty gross in monsters ball.. But it could have been Billy Bobs fault that I am scarred.

fenester, yup.

Charles?
Charles.
Have you been farking with my shiat Charles?

*frap*

Peter Griffin - "You smell lovely"
IRS Lady - "That's impossible, I just farted."

I just like to say, Hally Berry is NOT hot, not in the least, has never been and will never be.

/...and I'm not even gay.
//...not that there's anything wrong with that.

reminds me of very good joke:

Q: What's funnier than farts?
A: Nothing

/please don't forget to tip your waitress

That's a fabulous headline, poster.

Hard anal sex with well hung guys will do that to ya

Rev. Skarecrowe
About 20 years ago my father ran the quality lab at a Scott Paper mill. They were comparing other brands to theirs to test a new piece of equipment so he and a coworker went to Safeway and loaded up a cart with one roll or package of everything they carried, while decked out in full nerd lab regalia (coats, pocket protectors, funny hats).

When the checker and several patrons looked at them funny, my dad says: "Oh, it's ok, we run a diahrea clinic."

Hate to do this, but ...

What's invisible & smells like carrots?