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2017-10-19 07:28:21 PM  
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After nickel beer night, she looks like a 12-year-old.
 
2017-10-19 07:57:54 PM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 350x232]

After nickel beer night, she looks like a 12-year-old.


I...

Um...

I'm out.
 
2017-10-19 08:25:10 PM  
FAKE NEWS!

I know of a certain fat old man that it did nothing for..
 
2017-10-19 08:34:06 PM  
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2017-10-19 08:50:11 PM  
This explains why President Trump looks so youthful, considering his age......
 
2017-10-19 10:10:17 PM  
It is your own DNA

It has to be your own? Where's the fun in that?
 
2017-10-19 10:57:07 PM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 350x232]

After nickel beer night, she looks like a 12-year-old.


have a bar stool over there
 
dp3 [BareFark]
2017-10-19 11:02:29 PM  
"I've had a reoccurring dream that I'm meant to go and live in Florida. I've never been there before but I am now making plans to go at the beginning of next year. I am following my heart."

Way to bury the lead.
 
2017-10-19 11:04:15 PM  
Old news, was in the September issue of Piss Drinkers.com.
 
2017-10-19 11:08:30 PM  
She's a wiz at facial beauty
 
2017-10-19 11:08:48 PM  
Well, that explains why all the girls in those German educational films look youthful.
 
2017-10-19 11:21:56 PM  

xanadian: This explains why President Trump looks so youthful, considering his age......


No wonder I'm looking young for my age.

Funnily enough three years ago I got carded at the Casino. The age of entry is 18. I was 33. I was over the moon.
 
2017-10-19 11:26:08 PM  
looks like she's just grabbing the back of her head by the hair and yanking forward to pull her skin taut for a photo. Newsflash: I can look like Droopy Dog at my age if I just pull the skin under my eyes down really hard for the length of time it takes to snap a photo.

/themoreyoudumbassesknow
 
2017-10-19 11:26:53 PM  
*yanking backwards, rather. ugh, beer.
 
2017-10-19 11:28:45 PM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 350x232]

After nickel beer night, she looks like a 12-year-old.


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2017-10-19 11:33:58 PM  
The 70-year-old swears by regular urine facials. Rafini first discovered the miracle ingredient....

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2017-10-19 11:41:00 PM  
What is more profitable:  selling my urine to stoners or old ladies who want to splash it on their faces?
 
2017-10-19 11:52:53 PM  
Just wait until Gwyneth Paltrow hears about this. She'll be selling 8 oz bottles of urine for $19.99.
I've reached out to her, suggesting her and I make a video extolling the virtues of direct application.
I'm not sure if my email reached her as I haven't heard back yet.
 
2017-10-19 11:53:39 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: What is more profitable:  selling my urine to stoners or old ladies who want to splash it on their faces?


Old ladies.  They'll throw in a gumjob if you upsell the rejuvinating power of your jizz.
 
2017-10-19 11:58:42 PM  

pheelix: AmbassadorBooze: What is more profitable:  selling my urine to stoners or old ladies who want to splash it on their faces?

Old ladies.  They'll throw in a gumjob if you upsell the rejuvinating power of your jizz.


Does my splooge still have powers if I am snipped?  No sperm means no babies.  No baby potential means no power, right?
 
2017-10-19 11:59:29 PM  

mr_larry: Just wait until Gwyneth Paltrow hears about this. She'll be selling 8 oz bottles of urine for $19.99.
I've reached out to her, suggesting her and I make a video extolling the virtues of direct application.
I'm not sure if my email reached her as I haven't heard back yet.


Offer your "goop".
 
2017-10-20 12:07:18 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: mr_larry: Just wait until Gwyneth Paltrow hears about this. She'll be selling 8 oz bottles of urine for $19.99.
I've reached out to her, suggesting her and I make a video extolling the virtues of direct application.
I'm not sure if my email reached her as I haven't heard back yet.

Offer your "goop".


The Goop is part of the secret 2-part regimen. That service is only offered to Premium Members of the Goop inner circle.
I've got an appointment at Jennifer Aniston's joint next Wednesday at 10:30. The shiat I have to put up with to make a living these days!
 
2017-10-20 12:09:10 AM  

dp3: "I've had a reoccurring dream that I'm meant to go and live in Florida. I've never been there before but I am now making plans to go at the beginning of next year. I am following my heart."

Way to bury the lead.


These are the type of folks that led Florida to become FARK's,favorite state.
 
2017-10-20 12:11:20 AM  
Um, yeah, no. I may be a bit vain but I'm not 'pour piss on my face' vain! She must smell terrible! Ewwww
 
2017-10-20 12:16:35 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: mr_larry: Just wait until Gwyneth Paltrow hears about this. She'll be selling 8 oz bottles of urine for $19.99.
I've reached out to her, suggesting her and I make a video extolling the virtues of direct application.
I'm not sure if my email reached her as I haven't heard back yet.

Offer your "goop".


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2017-10-20 12:16:38 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: Um, yeah, no. I may be a bit vain but I'm not 'pour piss on my face' vain! She must smell terrible! Ewwww


She's old, probably smells like cat pee anyways.
 
2017-10-20 12:17:26 AM  

mr_larry: AmbassadorBooze: mr_larry: Just wait until Gwyneth Paltrow hears about this. She'll be selling 8 oz bottles of urine for $19.99.
I've reached out to her, suggesting her and I make a video extolling the virtues of direct application.
I'm not sure if my email reached her as I haven't heard back yet.

Offer your "goop".

The Goop is part of the secret 2-part regimen. That service is only offered to Premium Members of the Goop inner circle.
I've got an appointment at Jennifer Aniston's joint next Wednesday at 10:30. The shiat I have to put up with to make a living these days!


Jenn just called and said Courtney Cox wants a treatment as well. I told her I'd give a 20% discount if Courtney came over to Jenn's house and I could perform both treatments at the same time.
Now they are texting me and telling me I can only eat avocado and drink pomegranate juice for the 48 hours prior.
How did I get into this mess?
 
2017-10-20 12:25:14 AM  

Richard Saunders: dp3: "I've had a reoccurring dream that I'm meant to go and live in Florida. I've never been there before but I am now making plans to go at the beginning of next year. I am following my heart."

Way to bury the lead.

These are the type of folks that led Florida to become FARK's,favorite state.


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2017-10-20 12:27:50 AM  
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2017-10-20 12:29:35 AM  
She looks good for 90.
 
2017-10-20 12:35:50 AM  

mr_larry: Just wait until Gwyneth Paltrow hears about this. She'll be selling 8 oz bottles of urine for $19.99.
I've reached out to her, suggesting her and I make a video extolling the virtues of direct application.
I'm not sure if my email reached her as I haven't heard back yet.


She's going to try it out tomorrow while she's getting her clams steamed, you'll hear back then.
 
2017-10-20 12:40:01 AM  
Thanks, but I'll just take the wrinkles.
 
2017-10-20 12:41:49 AM  

fusillade762: It is your own DNA

It has to be your own? Where's the fun in that?


I'm not taking health advice from someone who thinks that urine contains DNA.
 
2017-10-20 12:53:00 AM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 350x232]

After nickel beer night, she looks like a 12-year-old.


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2017-10-20 12:55:37 AM  
It'll whiten your teeth if you use it as a mouthwash.

/just sayin'
 
2017-10-20 12:56:18 AM  

Gordon Bennett: fusillade762: It is your own DNA

It has to be your own? Where's the fun in that?

I'm not taking health advice from someone who thinks that urine contains DNA.


Except that it does. Not the best source for finding it, but there's DNA in there all the same.
 
2017-10-20 01:04:48 AM  
Ahhh India, the source of so much helpful info...
 
2017-10-20 01:15:54 AM  
I developed a rash on my hand while traveling around Europe. When I got to Germany (where I could speak the language) I went to a drug store and asked for something to treat it. What they gave me was a salve made with urine (horse, if I understood correctly).

It did work though.
 
2017-10-20 01:25:27 AM  
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2017-10-20 05:43:34 AM  
The visible crepey turkey neck and the hidden hands are all I need to know.  You want to look young, you better be treating all areas that people can see, otherwise you look ridiculous.
 
2017-10-20 05:50:35 AM  

cherryl taggart: The visible crepey turkey neck and the hidden hands are all I need to know.  You want to look young, you better be treating all areas that people can see, otherwise you look ridiculous.


Like Zsa Zsa said, "You can save the face, or you can save the body but you can't save both."
 
2017-10-20 10:35:20 AM  

xanadian: This explains why President Trump looks so youthful, considering his age......


And Hillary looks so old because Bill donates his to interns.
 
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