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(New Zealand Herald)   Gang bang ends in bang bang   ( nzherald.co.nz) divider line
    More: Stupid, Sutcliffe, Shotgun, Combat shotgun, Riot shotgun, Tiffani Jade Sutcliffe, Ammunition, Williamson, Rhys Gordon Williamson  
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2017-10-17 02:58:36 AM  
A short time later, Clegg, 39, called an unknown associate to get a sawn-off shotgun and shotgun shells. It was put on the kitchen table.

As you do in preparation for a drug-fueled orgy.


The group then took GHB - gamma-hydroxybutyrate, a class B controlled drug that enchances sex drive

Or just knocks you right the fark out.
 
2017-10-17 03:03:50 AM  
After being shot, Williamson replied "of course it's loaded you stupid slut" before collapsing to the ground. He died shortly afterwards.

Hell of a last quote.
 
2017-10-17 03:11:07 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: After being shot, Williamson replied "of course it's loaded you stupid slut" before collapsing to the ground. He died shortly afterwards.

Hell of a last quote.


Money shot.
 
2017-10-17 03:36:57 AM  
Going and coming.
Coming and going.
 
2017-10-17 03:39:43 AM  
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2017-10-17 03:42:23 AM  
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2017-10-17 04:16:21 AM  
why would someone bring a gun to a sex party?  WTF is wrong with people!?
 
2017-10-17 04:23:44 AM  

Weaver95: why would someone bring a gun to a sex party?  WTF is wrong with people!?


The saving grace of this story is that the guy who brought it, and who "Jokingly" pointed a loaded shotgun at people was the one who got shot with it.

Well, that and his last quote, as mentioned, that's worthy of being on his headstone.
 
2017-10-17 04:25:30 AM  
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2017-10-17 05:04:48 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: After being shot, Williamson replied "of course it's loaded you stupid slut" before collapsing to the ground. He died shortly afterwards.

Hell of a last quote.


I would have gone with "It was."
 
2017-10-17 05:05:49 AM  

Weaver95: why would someone bring a gun to a sex party?  WTF is wrong with people!?


Trust me, Beth. You *belch* don't want to know how many answers that question has.
 
2017-10-17 05:53:55 AM  
Those wacky Kiwis, what'll they do next?
 
2017-10-17 06:15:20 AM  
Do people not know the difference between an orgy and a gang bang?

Never bring a shotgun to an orgy.
 
2017-10-17 06:15:44 AM  

maddermaxx: Weaver95: why would someone bring a gun to a sex party?  WTF is wrong with people!?

The saving grace of this story is that the guy who brought it, and who "Jokingly" pointed a loaded shotgun at people was the one who got shot with it.

Well, that and his last quote, as mentioned, that's worthy of being on his headstone.


No, the guy who got out of prison had someone bring over a shotgun. Then he went into the bedroom for a three way (and subby, three way =/= gangbang. Go put on your gimp suit.) The flatmate was the one who got shot.
 
2017-10-17 06:16:50 AM  
Is he wearing a packers jersey in his mug shot?
 
2017-10-17 06:16:57 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: After being shot, Williamson replied "of course it's loaded you stupid slut" before collapsing to the ground. He died shortly afterwards.

Hell of a last quote.


And first class reporting, getting that detail in the article.
 
2017-10-17 06:17:50 AM  
I wonder what her sentence will be.
 
2017-10-17 06:18:23 AM  
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Keep loaded fire arms away from her, and I'll bet she's a good time.
 
2017-10-17 06:19:21 AM  

Kouta: I wonder what her sentence will be.


got me, but I think its safe to say she's not getting any invites to another sex party ever again.
 
2017-10-17 06:19:38 AM  
Williamson then walked into the room holding the gun and, in a manner described by Sutcliffe as "playing around", pointed the gun at her.
She took it from him and pointed it at him
before asking if it was loaded and almost immediately pulling the trigger, as the pair stood 2m apart.
After being shot, Williamson replied "of course it's loaded you stupid slut" before collapsing to the ground. He died shortly afterwards.


So she pulled the trigger to teach him the first rule of gun safety: Never point a loaded weapon at someone!  I'd give him a Darwin award, and put her in rehab.
 
2017-10-17 06:20:49 AM  
Black Lace-Gang Bang
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2017-10-17 06:24:33 AM  
Way to ruin the mood, Tiffani.
 
2017-10-17 06:26:48 AM  
"It's only gay if our balls touch and you let our balls touch damn it!!!"
 
AOW
2017-10-17 06:36:15 AM  
wasn't quite the load he had planned on shooting apparently...
 
2017-10-17 06:48:57 AM  
Why do we only hear about the sexy times that happen in houses like this?
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2017-10-17 06:50:27 AM  
This is normal Kiwi behaviour, lived there 10 months 3 drive by shootings in my suburb.
 
2017-10-17 06:51:24 AM  
So, it was a shiatty shiatty gangbang?
 
2017-10-17 06:54:30 AM  
Yeah.  I've had afternoons that ended that way.
 
2017-10-17 07:02:46 AM  
Gang bang, he shot me down
Gang bang, I hit the ground
Gang bang, that awful sound
Gang bang, my baby shot me down
 
2017-10-17 07:03:36 AM  
Goat Bang?

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2017-10-17 07:04:30 AM  
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to aarrrrghhhhhhhh.........
 
2017-10-17 07:05:13 AM  
No sex tape?

/asking for a friend
 
2017-10-17 07:09:06 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: After being shot, Williamson replied "of course it's loaded you stupid slut" before collapsing to the ground. He died shortly afterwards.

Hell of a last quote.


If he had said "ignorant", we would have the ending to the last Weekend Update ever.
 
2017-10-17 07:12:03 AM  

FriarReb98: Why do we only hear about the sexy times that happen in houses like this?
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Because them high class sex parties get rid of the bodies.
 
2017-10-17 07:17:27 AM  
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2017-10-17 07:32:53 AM  
Best last words ever.  Tombstone worthy.
 
2017-10-17 07:35:19 AM  
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2017-10-17 07:36:53 AM  

maddermaxx: Weaver95: why would someone bring a gun to a sex party?  WTF is wrong with people!?

The saving grace of this story is that the guy who brought it, and who "Jokingly" pointed a loaded shotgun at people was the one who got shot with it.

Well, that and his last quote, as mentioned, that's worthy of being on his headstone.


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2017-10-17 07:39:02 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Is he wearing a packers jersey in his mug shot?


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2017-10-17 07:42:17 AM  
She stroked the wrong cocked.
 
2017-10-17 07:49:52 AM  
Antipodean White Trash..
 
2017-10-17 07:54:04 AM  
 She told her cousin, who didn't want his name used, the same lie at the scene on the day of the shooting.However, he confirmed to the Herald at the time he helped drag Williamson outside onto the porch steps."I went over there and there was him in a pool of blood. He was in the room and we dragged him outside and we were going to put him in the truck and take him to hospital but the armed offenders got here before then."

                   
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2017-10-17 07:54:51 AM  

idrow: Best last words ever.  Tombstone worthy.


(Looks up one post)

/I see what you did there
 
2017-10-17 08:01:08 AM  
Of course it's loaded you stupid slut
Said one who thought it funny to strut
With a loaded gun
Which wasn't much fun
Right before he was about to nut
 
2017-10-17 08:01:43 AM  
That read like some wannabe Tarantino 90's era script.
 
hej [TotalFark]
2017-10-17 08:03:32 AM  

Flurching: This is normal Kiwi behaviour, lived there 10 months 3 drive by shootings in my suburb.


I have only met one New Zealander ever, and he gave me the impression that it was a nice place 😞
 
2017-10-17 08:07:56 AM  
Hard to tell from the pic...is that a farking 8-gauge?  Looks like you could get your fist in the barrel...
 
2017-10-17 08:09:35 AM  

Kouta: I wonder what her sentence will be.


It's hard to come up with a more fitting sentence than "Of course it's loaded you stupid slut."
 
2017-10-17 08:19:21 AM  
If Bang Bang is at my gang bang that's where I'm starting, not ending

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2017-10-17 08:40:25 AM  

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Typical Packer fan.
 
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