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2017-10-12 05:41:34 PM  
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2017-10-12 05:45:14 PM  
FTA:

The Canadian restaurant chain Tim Hortons has launched a new latte made with espresso, steamed milk, mocha and - wait for it - Buffalo sauce flavor.

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Hey, how about that fine print. At all of 2 select Buffalo, NY locations.
 
2017-10-12 05:46:11 PM  
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2017-10-12 05:48:50 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHobYvGHPM0

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Scene from Intermission.
 
2017-10-12 05:55:26 PM  
Since I've never been to a Tim Horton's, this doesn't concern me.
 
2017-10-12 05:57:36 PM  
Hot peppers, salt, chocolate and coffee. Honestly, there are worse combos.

I'm assuming they took out the garlic.
 
2017-10-12 06:02:14 PM  

Rev.K: FTA:

The Canadian restaurant chain Tim Hortons has launched a new latte made with espresso, steamed milk, mocha and - wait for it - Buffalo sauce flavor.

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Hey, how about that fine print. At all of 2 select Buffalo, NY locations.


I was going to say there was no way this would fly anywhere in Canada.
 
2017-10-12 06:09:52 PM  
Sounds like the perfect chaser to accompany a Cheddar, anchovy, and pineapple daiquiri.
 
2017-10-12 07:33:22 PM  
Lattes are all gross because hot milk is gross.

Adding buffalo sauce might just cover the curdled taste.
 
2017-10-12 07:44:22 PM  

Joe USer: Hot peppers, salt, chocolate and coffee. Honestly, there are worse combos.

I'm assuming they took out the garlic.


I was thinking the same thing.  Coffee, cocoa, and ground dried chiles were a common pairing way back in ancient Aztec times, but buffalo sauce typically contains vinegar, I think that's the potentially off-putting addition here.
 
2017-10-12 07:57:02 PM  
Man ... I bet that would make for a great enema
 
2017-10-12 08:04:19 PM  
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2017-10-12 08:39:02 PM  
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2017-10-12 08:41:10 PM  
I am no longer tired of pumpkin spice. *hork*
 
2017-10-12 08:57:37 PM  
Because this is the dumbest timeline.
 
2017-10-12 08:59:55 PM  
I'd ask how they get this sauce from a buffalo. But I'm thinking maybe I'm better off not knowing.
 
2017-10-12 09:00:35 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Joe USer: Hot peppers, salt, chocolate and coffee. Honestly, there are worse combos.

I'm assuming they took out the garlic.

I was thinking the same thing.  Coffee, cocoa, and ground dried chiles were a common pairing way back in ancient Aztec times, but buffalo sauce typically contains vinegar, I think that's the potentially off-putting addition here.


Coffee is Old World, not New World
 
2017-10-12 09:01:21 PM  
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2017-10-12 09:01:27 PM  
"Why, Tim Horton's, why?" is what I said when I found myself in the Tim Horton's just outside of 270 in Columbus, Ohio, and the chili I ordered had slices of banana in it.
 
2017-10-12 09:03:19 PM  

anuran: TuteTibiImperes: Joe USer: Hot peppers, salt, chocolate and coffee. Honestly, there are worse combos.

I'm assuming they took out the garlic.

I was thinking the same thing.  Coffee, cocoa, and ground dried chiles were a common pairing way back in ancient Aztec times, but buffalo sauce typically contains vinegar, I think that's the potentially off-putting addition here.

Coffee is Old World, not New World


Good coffee anyway.

I've found that any South American coffee tastes like crap.

/Sumatran FTW
 
2017-10-12 09:03:53 PM  
It's kind of like the beer milkshake in Cannery Row. Once the idea gets lodged in your head, it's really hard to stop thinking about.
 
2017-10-12 09:04:25 PM  
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2017-10-12 09:05:57 PM  
More like Tim *HORK*-ons, am I right?
 
2017-10-12 09:06:19 PM  
Don't like it? Don't order one. Nothing to see here. Move on folks.
 
2017-10-12 09:07:21 PM  
Sorry, buffalo sauce was interesting a couple of times, but now it's just this overwhelming flavor that has brought it's own monotony to food.
 
2017-10-12 09:07:30 PM  
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2017-10-12 09:10:45 PM  

FlyingBacon: Don't like it? Don't order one. Nothing to see here. Move on folks.


Of course we're not going to order one. We're just contemplating the question of if can we sue Tim Horton's for replacement costs to our keyboard and monitor for inducing projectile vomiting with their product advertisement.
 
2017-10-12 09:11:13 PM  

Rev.K: FTA:

The Canadian restaurant chain Tim Hortons has launched a new latte made with espresso, steamed milk, mocha and - wait for it - Buffalo sauce flavor.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 850x850]

Hey, how about that fine print. At all of 2 select Buffalo, NY locations.


Ding ding we got a winner!
 
2017-10-12 09:12:18 PM  
Maybe they're just mocking the Sabres.
 
2017-10-12 09:12:34 PM  

Rev.K: FTA:

The Canadian restaurant chain Tim Hortons has launched a new latte made with espresso, steamed milk, mocha and - wait for it - Buffalo sauce flavor.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 850x850]

Hey, how about that fine print. At all of 2 select Buffalo, NY locations.


Walking distance from my grandfather's house. Well, everything was walking or bus distance, he was a drunk and dyslexic who wired up telephone exchanges.
 
2017-10-12 09:13:19 PM  

Joe USer: Hot peppers, salt, chocolate and coffee. Honestly, there are worse combos.

I'm assuming they took out the garlic.


Actually, its like a margarita, garlic along the rim.
 
2017-10-12 09:13:28 PM  
Ugh, that's disgusting.  Who wants to spoil perfectly good buffalo sauce with the addition of something nasty like coffee?
 
2017-10-12 09:13:34 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: FlyingBacon: Don't like it? Don't order one. Nothing to see here. Move on folks.

Of course we're not going to order one. We're just contemplating the question of if can we sue Tim Horton's for replacement costs to our keyboard and monitor for inducing projectile vomiting with their product advertisement.


It did nothing to me. Its all in your head.
 
2017-10-12 09:15:28 PM  

Tim Horkins.


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2017-10-12 09:15:30 PM  

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You forgot tainted
 
2017-10-12 09:16:33 PM  

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I'm getting a kick out of him hitting that frame and spinning. I bet he did not anticipate that.
 
2017-10-12 09:17:35 PM  
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/actually - no. nope.
 
2017-10-12 09:18:06 PM  

Mister Peejay: anuran: TuteTibiImperes: Joe USer: Hot peppers, salt, chocolate and coffee. Honestly, there are worse combos.

I'm assuming they took out the garlic.

I was thinking the same thing.  Coffee, cocoa, and ground dried chiles were a common pairing way back in ancient Aztec times, but buffalo sauce typically contains vinegar, I think that's the potentially off-putting addition here.

Coffee is Old World, not New World

Good coffee anyway.

I've found that any South American coffee tastes like crap.

/Sumatran FTW


I prefer kenyan myself
 
2017-10-12 09:19:21 PM  
Rev.K:
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Hey, how about that fine print. At all of 2 select Buffalo, NY locations.


Bingo. For once, you can't blame Canada.
 
2017-10-12 09:20:55 PM  

rebelyell2006: kb7rky: [i.imgur.com image 400x222]

I'm getting a kick out of him hitting that frame and spinning. I bet he did not anticipate that.


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2017-10-12 09:22:52 PM  
Goes great with MickyD' s crab sandwich.
 
2017-10-12 09:22:54 PM  
Were they too cheap to spring for Siracha?
 
2017-10-12 09:23:42 PM  

Mister Peejay: "Why, Tim Horton's, why?" is what I said when I found myself in the Tim Horton's just outside of 270 in Columbus, Ohio, and the chili I ordered had slices of banana in it.


What in the actual fark?
 
2017-10-12 09:27:01 PM  

anuran: TuteTibiImperes: Joe USer: Hot peppers, salt, chocolate and coffee. Honestly, there are worse combos.

I'm assuming they took out the garlic.

I was thinking the same thing.  Coffee, cocoa, and ground dried chiles were a common pairing way back in ancient Aztec times, but buffalo sauce typically contains vinegar, I think that's the potentially off-putting addition here.

Coffee is Old World, not New World


Nowadays, chile in fancy coffee drinks can be found in New Mexico.
 
2017-10-12 09:27:06 PM  

Literally Addicted: Rev.K: FTA:

The Canadian restaurant chain Tim Hortons has launched a new latte made with espresso, steamed milk, mocha and - wait for it - Buffalo sauce flavor.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 850x850]

Hey, how about that fine print. At all of 2 select Buffalo, NY locations.

I was going to say there was no way this would fly anywhere in Canada.


Now a ketchup latte...
 
2017-10-12 09:29:32 PM  
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2017-10-12 09:30:49 PM  
What is "buffalo sauce"? Are we supposed to know what that is?
 
2017-10-12 09:33:34 PM  

jaytkay: What is "buffalo sauce"? Are we supposed to know what that is?


Yes.

Alternatively, as someone who is clearly intelligent and resourceful, with access to the internet, you should be able to figure it out eventually.

I know you can do it.
 
2017-10-12 09:37:45 PM  

jaytkay: What is "buffalo sauce"? Are we supposed to know what that is?


Hot sauce and butter.
 
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2017-10-12 09:39:11 PM  
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