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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)   Iowa driver tells troopers that car chase was on his bucket list. No word if jail time, fines, attorney fees and higher insurance rates were on that list too   ( woodtv.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, des moines, Iowa, Des Moines, Iowa, Interstate 80, Des Moines television, Des Moines resident, bucket list, Iowa State Patrol  
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2017-10-12 03:17:31 PM  
That's a pretty good way to get your ass shot.
What a maroon.
 
2017-10-12 03:25:10 PM  
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2017-10-12 06:13:35 PM  
Seems a little young to start a bucket list but in his case maybe not.
 
2017-10-12 07:15:05 PM  
Higher insurance rates? Shiat, when I was an agent All Those Years Ago, the two times I came across "Evasion" as a traffic offense on someone's record, I put the app straight into the circular file. Take that shiat to your local skeevy strip-mall broker. I wouldn't write that shiat at any price.

DUI? Shiat happens, people make dumb mistakes. All else being equal and if there was no injury payout in a commensurate wreck (no proof that the driver hurt anyone other than himself), no prob. Enjoy the huge surcharge. I know my wallet did.

Evasion is willful and flagrant disregard for public safety beyond rank stupidity. That's a state of mind absent of guilt -- that your well-being is the only one that matters. Anyone with that level of sociopathy behind the wheel is a public menace, and I couldn't assist putting an asshole like that back on the road with a clear conscience.
 
2017-10-12 08:46:08 PM  
Now when his relatives start getting mail bombs in a few months he'll have a perfect alibi.
 
2017-10-12 08:59:05 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: That's a pretty good way to get your ass shot.
What a maroon.


Pretty sure he was white
 
2017-10-12 09:03:36 PM  
I think there would be nothing more exciting than leading a car chase but in real life I'd definitely crash pretty early on. Like in Ronin or French Connection or Bourne, if that was me the music would kick in and then suddenly stop after 3 seconds as I either spun out or wrecked. I could last longer on a straightaway but I still don't like my chances of survival.

I've seen the videos of people who built driving hubs for racing games; I'm hoping that the VR improves enough that I can kind of fulfill my wish through that one day. I'd be way more hyped for that than VR sex personally
 
2017-10-12 09:12:57 PM  
What chasing a car on I-80 in Iowa may look like.

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2017-10-13 12:09:24 AM  
What a dumbass.  He could have just bought a sport bike and had all the police chases he wanted and not gotten caught.  Probably would have cost less than the lawyer he's about to need.

BKITU:
Evasion is willful and flagrant disregard for public safety beyond rank stupidity. That's a state of mind absent of guilt -- that your well-being is the only one that matters. Anyone with that level of sociopathy behind the wheel is a public menace

Meh.  This is how I feel about people who text and otherwise stare at their phones on the highway.  Guess we all have our pet peeves.

/at least when someone is running from police, you know they're paying attention to the road

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2017-10-13 06:02:04 AM  
World class trolling or savior faire?  Either way, I'm....


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/still a dumbass move
//but if you gotta go (to jail), go with a show
///not crocodile tears or fake apologies
 
2017-10-13 08:52:17 AM  

LarryDan43: Eli WhiskeyDik: That's a pretty good way to get your ass shot.
What a maroon.

Pretty sure he was white


Valid point.
 
2017-10-13 09:26:28 AM  
I'm old. I remember when WOOD-TV 8 was WOTV-8.

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