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2017-10-12 02:47:58 PM  
Isn't that what they expect?
 
2017-10-12 03:00:57 PM  
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2017-10-12 03:01:02 PM  
I guess we all have our thing but that looked positively unappealing.
 
2017-10-12 03:06:19 PM  
16 girls at once for 30 minutes?  Really?
 
2017-10-12 03:09:13 PM  
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2017-10-12 03:12:52 PM  
$1400 is pretty cheap.
 
2017-10-12 03:24:12 PM  
All aboard the S.S. STD.....
 
2017-10-12 03:25:05 PM  
He said on Twitter: "Unacceptable that they want to sell us as a sexual destination. That is not the tourism we represent."

AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​!

Yeah, bullsh*t.

Tourism IS sex in different destinations to many if not most (dare we say all) people.

Perhaps especially couples, and perhaps more especially men.
 
2017-10-12 03:25:42 PM  
Men, keep in mind, they did not say they would be pretty, or even if they are women. who's getting screwed?
 
2017-10-12 03:27:26 PM  
I wonder if they have blackjack
 
2017-10-12 03:28:30 PM  

fly_gal: 16 girls at once for 30 minutes?  Really?


I know, that's like 29 minutes more then I would need.
 
2017-10-12 03:28:49 PM  
Yes, come on down to our sex island, where there will be plenty of clean, pretty, charming, healthy some women!
 
2017-10-12 03:30:01 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [img.fark.net image 236x151]


Leaving satisfied, and it didn't even cost me $5000.
 
2017-10-12 03:30:50 PM  
Not like winning the lottery with two Thai prostitutes
 
2017-10-12 03:31:33 PM  
The ad reminds me of the Fyre Festival ads, in that it all looks glamorous but will fail spectacularly.
What'll really happen is that you'll end up with a bunch of absolute skanks and they'll run out of condoms.
 
2017-10-12 03:32:52 PM  
I wonder how many video cameras and kidnappers will be there?
 
2017-10-12 03:33:16 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fly_gal: 16 girls at once for 30 minutes?  Really?

I know, that's like 29 minutes more then I would need.


oh, you're a cuddler
 
2017-10-12 03:33:58 PM  
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2017-10-12 03:34:24 PM  
I'm a little offended at the price.  $1,400 does not seem like enough for a 4-day prostitution orgy cruise. With only 30 guests, that's a gross of just $42,000. Even if all that money went to the 60 prostitutes, they'd only be getting $700 each for four days of constant hooking. But they're probably getting way less than that, even. Maybe what, $100? Less? Makes it way grosser than it already was.
 
2017-10-12 03:34:56 PM  

johnny_vegas: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fly_gal: 16 girls at once for 30 minutes?  Really?

I know, that's like 29 minutes more then I would need.

oh, you're a cuddler


Or, like, super into foreplay.
 
2017-10-12 03:35:18 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fly_gal: 16 girls at once for 30 minutes?  Really?

I know, that's like 29 minutes more then I would need.


Look at it from the girls side: "good news, I only have to spend less than 2 minutes with this guy before the next girl."
 
2017-10-12 03:36:31 PM  

shut_it_down: I'm a little offended at the price.  $1,400 does not seem like enough for a 4-day prostitution orgy cruise. With only 30 guests, that's a gross of just $42,000. Even if all that money went to the 60 prostitutes, they'd only be getting $700 each for four days of constant hooking. But they're probably getting way less than that, even. Maybe what, $100? Less? Makes it way grosser than it already was.


I thought it said $5000.  Did I read a different article or watch a different video?
 
2017-10-12 03:37:03 PM  
That's a pretty good deal
 
2017-10-12 03:37:43 PM  
Furious officials have vowed to put a stop to a drug-fuelled orgy offering unlimited sex with hookers in a "sex island experience" holiday in Colombia.

I've lived a good long time, but going on a drug-fuelled orgy with unlimited sex is something I haven't done yet. It sounds kinda fun, I can disappoint an unlimited amount of women instead of just the one I have now.
 
2017-10-12 03:37:49 PM  

fly_gal: shut_it_down: I'm a little offended at the price.  $1,400 does not seem like enough for a 4-day prostitution orgy cruise. With only 30 guests, that's a gross of just $42,000. Even if all that money went to the 60 prostitutes, they'd only be getting $700 each for four days of constant hooking. But they're probably getting way less than that, even. Maybe what, $100? Less? Makes it way grosser than it already was.

I thought it said $5000.  Did I read a different article or watch a different video?


This article said $1,400, but maybe they meant $1,400 a day?
 
2017-10-12 03:39:00 PM  

shut_it_down: fly_gal: shut_it_down: I'm a little offended at the price.  $1,400 does not seem like enough for a 4-day prostitution orgy cruise. With only 30 guests, that's a gross of just $42,000. Even if all that money went to the 60 prostitutes, they'd only be getting $700 each for four days of constant hooking. But they're probably getting way less than that, even. Maybe what, $100? Less? Makes it way grosser than it already was.

I thought it said $5000.  Did I read a different article or watch a different video?

This article said $1,400, but maybe they meant $1,400 a day?


The video says $5000.  I am very confused.
 
2017-10-12 03:39:55 PM  
fark it. Put it on a yacht in international waters.
 
2017-10-12 03:39:57 PM  

shut_it_down: I'm a little offended at the price.  $1,400 does not seem like enough for a 4-day prostitution orgy cruise. With only 30 guests, that's a gross of just $42,000. Even if all that money went to the 60 prostitutes, they'd only be getting $700 each for four days of constant hooking. But they're probably getting way less than that, even. Maybe what, $100? Less? Makes it way grosser than it already was.


I was told there would be no maths!!
 
2017-10-12 03:41:57 PM  

fly_gal: shut_it_down: fly_gal: shut_it_down: I'm a little offended at the price.  $1,400 does not seem like enough for a 4-day prostitution orgy cruise. With only 30 guests, that's a gross of just $42,000. Even if all that money went to the 60 prostitutes, they'd only be getting $700 each for four days of constant hooking. But they're probably getting way less than that, even. Maybe what, $100? Less? Makes it way grosser than it already was.

I thought it said $5000.  Did I read a different article or watch a different video?

This article said $1,400, but maybe they meant $1,400 a day?

The video says $5000.  I am very confused.


I saw the same thing. $1400 would barely pay for 3 days at a resort, even without hookers, so I figured the $5000 in the video was more likely correct.
 
2017-10-12 03:42:26 PM  
Seems like a good way to get your organs harvested.
 
2017-10-12 03:44:25 PM  

fly_gal: shut_it_down: fly_gal: shut_it_down: I'm a little offended at the price.  $1,400 does not seem like enough for a 4-day prostitution orgy cruise. With only 30 guests, that's a gross of just $42,000. Even if all that money went to the 60 prostitutes, they'd only be getting $700 each for four days of constant hooking. But they're probably getting way less than that, even. Maybe what, $100? Less? Makes it way grosser than it already was.

I thought it said $5000.  Did I read a different article or watch a different video?

This article said $1,400, but maybe they meant $1,400 a day?

The video says $5000.  I am very confused.


Ah, well I can't watch the video at work.  In any case, it's a New York Post repost of a Sun story, so I'm going to go with "bad reporting." $5,000 is probably closet to the real number because that at least makes some sense.
 
2017-10-12 03:48:23 PM  
Day 1 - Yeaaaah!  Hookers
Day 2 - Meh.  Hookers
Day 3 - What's on tv
Day 4 - Is that land?  Are we near land yet?
 
2017-10-12 03:49:46 PM  
Flatline, you're needed i  the Columbian prostitute wing, Flatline...
 
2017-10-12 03:49:52 PM  

shut_it_down: fly_gal: shut_it_down: fly_gal: shut_it_down: I'm a little offended at the price.  $1,400 does not seem like enough for a 4-day prostitution orgy cruise. With only 30 guests, that's a gross of just $42,000. Even if all that money went to the 60 prostitutes, they'd only be getting $700 each for four days of constant hooking. But they're probably getting way less than that, even. Maybe what, $100? Less? Makes it way grosser than it already was.

I thought it said $5000.  Did I read a different article or watch a different video?

This article said $1,400, but maybe they meant $1,400 a day?

The video says $5000.  I am very confused.

Ah, well I can't watch the video at work.  In any case, it's a New York Post repost of a Sun story, so I'm going to go with "bad reporting." $5,000 is probably closet to the real number because that at least makes some sense.


If we replace all the numbers with the $5000 it works out to be $2500 per stripper.  Which means that they're getting probably $1000.  Maybe.  Still doesn't seem like a lot.
 
2017-10-12 03:53:28 PM  

edmo: I guess we all have our thing but that looked positively unappealing.


What if it was on land?
 
2017-10-12 03:56:56 PM  

shut_it_down: I'm a little offended at the price.  $1,400 does not seem like enough for a 4-day prostitution orgy cruise. With only 30 guests, that's a gross of just $42,000. Even if all that money went to the 60 prostitutes, they'd only be getting $700 each for four days of constant hooking. But they're probably getting way less than that, even. Maybe what, $100? Less? Makes it way grosser than it already was.


maybe all the girls want is a cruise and food and some attention?   It does seem like a low price and I think it even said the booze was included.
5k sounds like a deal though.  How much is a flight from Miami to Columbia?  $700
 
2017-10-12 03:59:54 PM  
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We're here for the sex cruise.
 
2017-10-12 04:01:35 PM  

'hooker holiday'


Boom, boom, boom, boom.


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2017-10-12 04:01:53 PM  
The promo video shows a man arriving in a villa filled with hookers and gorging on food served on top of a naked woman.


Piles of crabs, I'm guessing.
 
2017-10-12 04:13:58 PM  

uber humper: fark it. Put it on a yacht in international waters.


International Waters you say...

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2017-10-12 04:22:12 PM  
This event will be known after the fact as the "Fyre down below" Festival

Seriously though

fly_gal: If we replace all the numbers with the $5000 it works out to be $2500 per stripper.  Which means that they're getting probably $1000.  Maybe.  Still doesn't seem like a lot.


And that presumes there are no other costs regarding housing food or whatnot.  There is no way this is real that doesn't hinge on human slavery or Trumpian overpromise/underdeliver.
 
2017-10-12 04:34:22 PM  

shut_it_down: Even if all that money went to the 60 prostitutes, they'd only be getting $700 each for four days of constant hooking. But they're probably getting way less than that, even. Maybe what, $100? Less? Makes it way grosser than it already was.


Overseas labor is generally much cheaper.
 
2017-10-12 04:40:12 PM  

JustMatt: International Waters you say...


Furious George!  What have they done to you?!  Smithers, this will require most of your skin ...
 
2017-10-12 04:40:21 PM  
Not too proud to say oh hell yes, sign me up!
 
2017-10-12 04:41:46 PM  
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2017-10-12 04:44:48 PM  

fly_gal: 16 girls at once for 30 minutes?  Really?


One more minute and I could do them all.
 
2017-10-12 04:55:13 PM  
Yeah, but will we they get refunds if this is shut down?

/asking for a friend
 
2017-10-12 04:55:33 PM  

fly_gal: shut_it_down: fly_gal: shut_it_down: fly_gal: shut_it_down: I'm a little offended at the price.  $1,400 does not seem like enough for a 4-day prostitution orgy cruise. With only 30 guests, that's a gross of just $42,000. Even if all that money went to the 60 prostitutes, they'd only be getting $700 each for four days of constant hooking. But they're probably getting way less than that, even. Maybe what, $100? Less? Makes it way grosser than it already was.

I thought it said $5000.  Did I read a different article or watch a different video?

This article said $1,400, but maybe they meant $1,400 a day?

The video says $5000.  I am very confused.

Ah, well I can't watch the video at work.  In any case, it's a New York Post repost of a Sun story, so I'm going to go with "bad reporting." $5,000 is probably closet to the real number because that at least makes some sense.

If we replace all the numbers with the $5000 it works out to be $2500 per stripper.  Which means that they're getting probably $1000.  Maybe.  Still doesn't seem like a lot.


1k for four days is probably around what their US counterpart makes.  In their economy 1,000$ US is a lot of money.  I'm not saying the idea of this isn't completely foul and that they are making a decent amount (or if it is/isn't trafficking) but if it's anywhere near 1k it's a pretty good take for four days.

It's not uncommon in some countries for women to be prostitutes 'part-time' and go about otherwise normal lives.
 
2017-10-12 04:58:09 PM  

farkyorefeelings: Yeah, but will we they get refunds if this is shut down?

/asking for a friend


That should/would be the least of your worries when doing something unsanctioned like this in another country.  They might tell your family where you were last seen after a few weeks of being missing.
 
2017-10-12 05:02:14 PM  
4 days of unlimited booze and sex for $1400?  How many organs am I going to lose after I get roofied on day 1?
 
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