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(Action News Jacksonville)   Maybe if I put a "No prostitutes allowed" sign in my yard, the prostitutes will stop leaving used condoms around   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
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2017-10-12 12:35:23 PM  
29 votes:
I just regularly treat around my yard with Ortho Ho-Be-Gone.
2017-10-12 02:18:53 PM  
19 votes:
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2017-10-12 02:18:02 PM  
16 votes:
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2017-10-12 02:10:16 PM  
8 votes:
You can reuse condoms.
Just turn them inside out and shake the fark out of them...
2017-10-12 02:14:27 PM  
7 votes:

MythDragon: You can reuse condoms.
Just turn them inside out and shake the fark out of them...


That is disgusting!  I always rinse them off in the toilet first. Barbarian.
2017-10-12 02:12:31 PM  
5 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Sprinklers on a motion sensor.


You left out the Q&A:
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2017-10-12 02:09:17 PM  
5 votes:
In before somebody compares this to gun control argu.... oh.
2017-10-12 02:17:28 PM  
4 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Wellon Dowd: Sprinklers on a motion sensor.

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And there's absolutely no reason you can't hook that up to your septic tank
2017-10-12 02:10:31 PM  
4 votes:

bigfatbuddhist: Ah, Jacksonville.  You were a sh-thole when I lived in you and you're a sh-thole forty-five years later...


Is "Jacksonville" the name of the prostitute in question?
2017-10-12 02:07:28 PM  
4 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Wellon Dowd: Sprinklers on a motion sensor.

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Price: $78.52
Or find several at the pawn shop for $25.
2017-10-12 02:06:03 PM  
4 votes:
<-- Free prostitute
2017-10-12 02:04:41 PM  
4 votes:
Hopefully that will deter them from coming down here in this community,"
Yeah, go come elsewhere.
2017-10-12 03:12:46 PM  
3 votes:
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2017-10-12 01:28:20 PM  
3 votes:
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2017-10-12 01:17:48 PM  
3 votes:
What part of "Please Curb Your Ho" don't these Pimps understand?
2017-10-12 03:54:06 PM  
2 votes:

rcain: Egoy3k: rcain: Wellon Dowd: Wellon Dowd: Sprinklers on a motion sensor.

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And there's absolutely no reason you can't hook that up to your septic tank

Lack of positive pressure without also investing in a slurry pump would be one reason.....

you just had to go and shiat all over my funny now didn't you


Don't shoot the messenger, your idea stunk.  I mean really on a list of all time bad ideas it's #2.  If you really want to be taken seriously you need to wipe that shiat eating grin off of your face and really bear down.  If you gut it out there will be no flies on you.
2017-10-12 02:25:44 PM  
2 votes:

Richard Saunders: chitownmike: Kangaroo_Ralph: Well, that's how gun control "works".

Go back to the politics tab, asshole

Can't we all just get along dong?


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2017-10-12 02:23:27 PM  
2 votes:

MythDragon: You can reuse condoms.
Just turn them inside out and shake the fark out of them...


You sound spunky
2017-10-12 02:20:02 PM  
2 votes:

ValisIV: MythDragon: You can reuse condoms.
Just turn them inside out and shake the fark out of them...

That is disgusting!  I always rinse them off in the toilet first. Barbarian.


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2017-10-12 02:18:24 PM  
2 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: 1) Trail cam
2) Staple the pics all over the area
3) Profit.


Or:
1. Webcam
2. Broadcast 24/7
3. Run "greatest hits" in the side bar
2017-10-12 02:06:04 PM  
2 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Sprinklers on a motion sensor.


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2017-10-12 01:21:40 PM  
2 votes:
All parties involved sound like great people to live near.
2017-10-12 01:07:16 PM  
2 votes:
1) Trail cam
2) Staple the pics all over the area
3) Profit.
2017-10-12 09:50:24 PM  
1 vote:

Wellon Dowd: Wellon Dowd: Sprinklers on a motion sensor.

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Use one of those to keep cats off the car. Sucks when I forget to turn it off first.
2017-10-12 03:37:01 PM  
1 vote:

daffy: Well now you've done it. Every hooker in a five mile area is going to descend on that house.


The Clappening?
2017-10-12 02:43:04 PM  
1 vote:
Not sure what the point of the STD flyer is. They are using condoms, after all.
2017-10-12 02:38:48 PM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: You can reuse condoms.
Just turn them inside out and shake the fark out of them...


If you skip the shaking the fark out of them part they'll be well lubed for the next use.
2017-10-12 02:35:13 PM  
1 vote:
Just put up one of those signs saying "Illegal Activity Prohibited."  That always works.
2017-10-12 02:31:38 PM  
1 vote:
What a bunch of scumbags.
2017-10-12 02:28:28 PM  
1 vote:

WilderKWight: Legalize brothels, tax them, require health department inspections and security, and 99% of the "problems" of prostitution go away. Street walkers and pimps stop getting business (because what would you prefer: A safe, clean, disease-free cozy place with a girl you know isn't going to drug or stab you, or a streetwalker with a pimp named slickback?)

I don't know why this is so difficult for society to understand. PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS ENGAGE IN PROSTITUTION


You say "people" like you're not one of them. Not "we", but "PEOPLE".

I'm onto your game. *wink*
2017-10-12 02:17:04 PM  
1 vote:
♪♫ Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign, Blocking Out The Scenery, Breaking My Mind... ♫♪
2017-10-12 02:14:18 PM  
1 vote:

EyeHaveRisen: Wellon Dowd: Wellon Dowd: Sprinklers on a motion sensor.

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That would be great for keeping unwanted persons or dogs out of your yard.   But rabbits and squirrels need to eat man.


Maybe rabbits and squirrels could try nuts and berries instead of man-flesh.

I don't know, just a thought. I realize vegetarian isn't for everyone.
2017-10-12 02:14:13 PM  
1 vote:

MythDragon: You can reuse condoms.
Just turn them inside out and shake the fark out of them...


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His green mullet shows that he's serious about saving the planet, but, also, that he's here to party.
2017-10-12 02:04:31 PM  
1 vote:
Sprinklers on a motion sensor.
2017-10-12 02:03:50 PM  
1 vote:
2017-10-12 01:24:17 PM  
1 vote:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Yet these same people will fight to keep Backpage and Craigslist from allowing sex workers to advertise so they can operate out of a hotel where they won't bother a single person.


Even where it's legal sex workers tend to face a lot of abuse. The better option is to address the social, psychological and economic problems that lead to people selling themselves.
 
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