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(NPR)   New research shows that pumas are not actually all that solitary. Most of this research likely took place on Pornhub, because that's where you discovered this fact years ago   ( npr.org) divider line
    More: Interesting, mountain lions, Felidae, Cougar, Supposedly solitary pumas, delicious elk carcass, peaceful social interactions, fellow big cats, huge home ranges  
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2017-10-12 09:07:18 AM  
Is it because they asked why is it only leopards that are face eating?
 
2017-10-12 09:17:38 AM  
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Picture of one with his only friend.
 
2017-10-12 09:34:18 AM  
I was under the impression Cougars are always looking for companionship.  Was that wrong?  Have I been misinformed?
 
2017-10-12 10:04:01 AM  

harleyquinnical: I was under the impression Cougars are always looking for companionship.  Was that wrong?  Have I been misinformed?


Yes, is Subby confused or is "Puma" like some new, offensive, racially-specific subcategory?
 
2017-10-12 10:15:38 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: harleyquinnical: I was under the impression Cougars are always looking for companionship.  Was that wrong?  Have I been misinformed?

Yes, is Subby confused or is "Puma" like some new, offensive, racially-specific subcategory?


Pumas and cougars are the same thing, so I think it is just a failure of nomenclature.
 
2017-10-12 10:16:31 AM  
Dammit, subby! Quit makin' up animals!
 
2017-10-12 10:18:28 AM  

harleyquinnical: Pumas and cougars are the same thing


They are not the same thing. Pumas are pre-cougars. They're cougar cubs. Er, cubettes. Cougars-in-training, so to speak. They are not yet cougars, but could be some day. Cougar aspirants, as it were.

At least, this is what I've been told. I mean, read. I mean, heard. Something.
 
2017-10-12 10:40:34 AM  

harleyquinnical: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: harleyquinnical: I was under the impression Cougars are always looking for companionship.  Was that wrong?  Have I been misinformed?

Yes, is Subby confused or is "Puma" like some new, offensive, racially-specific subcategory?

Pumas and cougars are the same thing, so I think it is just a failure of nomenclature.


I learned something new today.
 
2017-10-12 11:08:49 AM  
I've made an extensive study of Pumas.  Extensive....

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2017-10-12 11:08:59 AM  
Adidas are nicer.
 
2017-10-12 11:09:08 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: harleyquinnical: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: harleyquinnical: I was under the impression Cougars are always looking for companionship.  Was that wrong?  Have I been misinformed?

Yes, is Subby confused or is "Puma" like some new, offensive, racially-specific subcategory?

Pumas and cougars are the same thing, so I think it is just a failure of nomenclature.

I learned something new today.


They ain't lion.
 
2017-10-12 11:09:45 AM  
Well I don't see how I would have learned that browsing "mature ebony SSBBW humiliation footjob interracial furry threesome," but OK subby. You be you.
 
2017-10-12 11:13:08 AM  
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2017-10-12 11:13:24 AM  
OK, I'll be the old out of touch guy - what the fark is a puma with respect to this headline?
 
2017-10-12 11:15:35 AM  
John David Overton, a PUMA voter, talks to FOX
Youtube VDjjX5-tRO0
 
2017-10-12 11:16:04 AM  
What's the difference between a cougar and a leopard?
Liver spots.
 
2017-10-12 11:17:57 AM  

Shostie: Dammit, subby! Quit makin' up animals!


Simmons, I want you to poison subby's next meal.
 
2017-10-12 11:19:05 AM  
There were three pumas in that crevasse. Two were talking about the third behind his back but still...
 
2017-10-12 11:20:16 AM  
...frequently coming together and hissing and snarling before settling down to share a delicious elk carcass.

Sounds like date night with the wife.
 
2017-10-12 11:21:08 AM  
I didn't know that they turned this into a system.

Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).

So they're Cheetahs in their 20s? Panthers at 60? Leopards at 70? Where are the lions and tigers? (No bears, oh my.)
 
2017-10-12 11:22:11 AM  
Is this the video about the young puma catching its cougar stepmother mating with the puma's boyfriend? My IP address may have been a participant in this study.
 
2017-10-12 11:23:39 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: There were three pumas in that crevasse. Two were talking about the third behind his back but still...


Thanks you for remembering...
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2017-10-12 11:25:02 AM  
Are they Pumas from a European country? Like sweden perhaps? Because in my early 20s I learned a lot about swedish puma.
 
2017-10-12 11:25:12 AM  

Julius Pleaseher: I didn't know that they turned this into a system.

Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).

So they're Cheetahs in their 20s? Panthers at 60? Leopards at 70? Where are the lions and tigers? (No bears, oh my.)


It's all pussy.
 
2017-10-12 11:26:33 AM  
I've heard they fly like morons...

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2017-10-12 11:29:25 AM  

Pocket Ninja: harleyquinnical: Pumas and cougars are the same thing

They are not the same thing. Pumas are pre-cougars. They're cougar cubs. Er, cubettes. Cougars-in-training, so to speak. They are not yet cougars, but could be some day. Cougar aspirants, as it were.

At least, this is what I've been told. I mean, read. I mean, heard. Something.


I would have preferred a RedvsBlue reference accusing me of making that up, Sarge.
 
2017-10-12 11:37:21 AM  

Julius Pleaseher: I didn't know that they turned this into a system.

Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).

So they're Cheetahs in their 20s? Panthers at 60? Leopards at 70? Where are the lions and tigers? (No bears, oh my.)


Is this based on Mac OS versions or something?
 
2017-10-12 11:38:22 AM  

harleyquinnical: I was under the impression Cougars are always looking for companionship.  Was that wrong?  Have I been misinformed?


That might just be the cougars near me.
 
2017-10-12 11:39:36 AM  
This headline is super-funny because Pornhub is a site that features pornography!
HAAHAHA

Are we just submitting meme comments from YouTube now?
 
2017-10-12 11:40:02 AM  

Julius Pleaseher: I didn't know that they turned this into a system.

Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).

So they're Cheetahs in their 20s? Panthers at 60? Leopards at 70? Where are the lions and tigers? (No bears, oh my.)


At 70 they're saber-toothed tigers
 
2017-10-12 11:41:22 AM  

JohnBigBootay: OK, I'll be the old out of touch guy - what the fark is a puma with respect to this headline?


Nothing.
It's an abortion of a headline.
 
2017-10-12 11:41:55 AM  
I usually buy my Pumas in pairs, so...
 
2017-10-12 11:52:18 AM  

Promo Sapien: Adidas are nicer.


Always thought that was an interesting sibling rivalry.  Both companies pushed the other to improvements.
 
2017-10-12 11:59:11 AM  
Is it weird that I'm wearing Pumas right now?
 
2017-10-12 12:05:01 PM  
 
2017-10-12 12:21:25 PM  
catamounts
 
2017-10-12 12:22:33 PM  
I'm pretty sure they found out the same thing about bears when they put a video camera on one. Take from that what you will.
 
2017-10-12 12:33:27 PM  

Julius Pleaseher: I didn't know that they turned this into a system.

Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).

So they're Cheetahs in their 20s? Panthers at 60? Leopards at 70? Where are the lions and tigers? (No bears, oh my.)


They don't live much longer than that; Cheetahs never prosper.
 
2017-10-12 12:39:49 PM  
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They tend to hang around in pairs
 
2017-10-12 01:00:51 PM  

Literally Addicted: I usually buy my Pumas in pairs, so...


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2017-10-12 01:04:38 PM  
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Puma Sisters thread?
 
2017-10-12 01:08:02 PM  

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Puma Sisters thread?


Yes, please.
 
2017-10-12 01:15:19 PM  

stuffy: [tse4.mm.bing.net image 280x223]
Puma Sisters thread?


Elaborate.

/take your tim eplease
 
2017-10-12 01:24:07 PM  

Julius Pleaseher: So they're Cheetahs in their 20s? Panthers at 60? Leopards at 70? Where are the lions and tigers? (No bears, oh my.)


Bears are an entirely different thing
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2017-10-12 01:44:10 PM  

grokca: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 259x194]
Picture of one with his only friend.


He doesn't drink Tea anymore.  Gives him a headache
 
2017-10-12 02:00:21 PM  

Julius Pleaseher: I didn't know that they turned this into a system.

Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).

So they're Cheetahs in their 20s? Panthers at 60? Leopards at 70? Where are the lions and tigers? (No bears, oh my.)


Where do MILFs fit on this continuum?
 
2017-10-12 02:06:16 PM  

Arkanaut: Julius Pleaseher: I didn't know that they turned this into a system.

Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).

So they're Cheetahs in their 20s? Panthers at 60? Leopards at 70? Where are the lions and tigers? (No bears, oh my.)

Where do MILFs fit on this continuum?


They fall in the PUMA point. Then again, I've always thought of so-called cougars as "30-something suburban housewives who are bored and horny and unwilling to get a BOB".
 
2017-10-12 02:29:21 PM  

WordsnCollision: I've heard they fly like morons...

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Um...that's a "pewma".

*funnied*
 
2017-10-12 02:31:06 PM  

espiaboricua: Arkanaut: Julius Pleaseher: I didn't know that they turned this into a system.

Puma
A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).

So they're Cheetahs in their 20s? Panthers at 60? Leopards at 70? Where are the lions and tigers? (No bears, oh my.)

Where do MILFs fit on this continuum?

They fall in the PUMA point. Then again, I've always thought of so-called cougars as "30-something suburban housewives who are bored and horny and unwilling to get a BOB".


Cheetahs can be any age as long as they are married.
 
2017-10-12 02:35:03 PM  
This thread has a disturbing lack of pics, just sayin'.
 
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