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(Click Orlando)   "Woman finds naked intruder in her home eating pineapple." Well, at least she didn't put the pineapple on top of a pizza   ( clickorlando.com) divider line
    More: Florida, English-language films, St. Augustine woman, Thompson Bailey Road, ate leftover food, Johns County Sheriff, Mary Hamilton, deputies, naked intruder  
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2017-10-12 08:44:47 AM  
Canned pineapple, no less.  Time to take Old Sparky out of the mothballs
 
2017-10-12 08:55:53 AM  
Old lady. Possibly senin
 
2017-10-12 08:56:41 AM  

Kouta: Old lady. Possibly senin


senile?

/FTFM
 
2017-10-12 09:02:26 AM  

Kouta: Kouta: Old lady. Possibly senin

senile?

/FTFM


It's St. Augustine, FL. Drugs are also extremely likely.
 
2017-10-12 09:06:54 AM  

Kouta: Old lady. Possibly senin


For a second I thought that was like a beneficial enzyme or something in pineapple.
 
2017-10-12 09:08:36 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Kouta: Kouta: Old lady. Possibly senin

senile?

/FTFM

It's St. Augustine, FL. Drugs are also extremely likely.


Someone could stand to make a stop at Ponce's de Leon's fountain, amiright?!?!
 
2017-10-12 09:30:31 AM  
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2017-10-12 09:31:51 AM  
Omg whats worse than pineapple on pizza?

/cyclist threads on fark? threads about tipping? there should be a list somewhere...
 
2017-10-12 09:33:09 AM  
Never linked Pineapple on pizza until I encountered something while desperate for a pizza in Spain: Hawaiian pizza with no tomato sauce. It was actually good. Apparently oregano and pineapple don't go well together.
 
2017-10-12 09:33:46 AM  

elffster: Omg whats worse than pineapple on pizza?

/cyclist threads on fark? threads about tipping? there should be a list somewhere...


A thread about how much to tip a cycling pizza delivery boy who gives you a pie with pineapple on it?
 
2017-10-12 09:35:13 AM  
Great.  Another criminal on the Dole.
 
2017-10-12 09:39:37 AM  

Diogenes: pastramithemosterotic: Kouta: Kouta: Old lady. Possibly senin

senile?

/FTFM

It's St. Augustine, FL. Drugs are also extremely likely.

Someone could stand to make a stop at Ponce's de Leon's fountain, amiright?!?!


the stench from the water in that building is reminiscent of Bayonne NJ.
 
2017-10-12 09:41:02 AM  

Kouta: Kouta: Old lady. Possibly senin

senile?

/FTFM


I'm sure she'll get the help she needs.  Ya know, by being stuck in jail instead of a mental institution.
 
2017-10-12 09:43:59 AM  
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2017-10-12 09:45:09 AM  

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Oh no! I'm afraid she might get sauce on her face! Some of those pizzas look like they're ready to spray sauce all over her. Poor girl!
 
2017-10-12 09:46:28 AM  
He's only a naked intruder if you don't invite him in...
 
2017-10-12 09:46:50 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: johnny_vegas: [www.pmslweb.com image 450x468]

Oh no! I'm afraid she might get sauce on her face! Some of those pizzas look like they're ready to spray sauce all over her. Poor girl!


And she may be lactose intolerant.  I hope she doesn't swallow!
 
2017-10-12 10:01:53 AM  
How was she eating it?
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2017-10-12 10:08:56 AM  
Pineapple Intruder was my old band's name!
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2017-10-12 10:09:55 AM  
Pineapple on pizza.  Yes please.
 
2017-10-12 10:29:33 AM  
Instead of a savoury ham and pineapple pizza, try fresh proscuitto and rockmelon on a blind baked pizza base brushed with olive oil and sprinkled with sticky sweetened balsamic vinegar. Or try a dessert pizza with pineapple, desiccated coconut, marshmallow, crimbled meringue, on a base of three chocolate sauces (white, milk and dark) or maple syrup, topped with fresh rum-whipped cream.

Pineapple reminds me of an old flame's favourite perfume. Or maybe she just drank too many pina coladas. Don't know, don't care. I love the stuff. Pineapple tastes amazing, especially smothered in maple syrup and whipped cream.

So did Jess, come to think of it.

.
 
2017-10-12 10:29:55 AM  
Pineapple, Pepperoni & Hot Peppers
 
2017-10-12 10:39:01 AM  
So what kind of punishment will they Dole out for this crime?
 
2017-10-12 10:52:29 AM  
Grandma Nooooooo!
 
2017-10-12 10:53:46 AM  
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2017-10-12 11:15:07 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: He's only a naked intruder if you don't invite him in...


... except he was a she.
 
2017-10-12 11:23:49 AM  

DaShredda: Pineapple, Pepperoni & Hot Peppers


Pineapple, Ham, banana peppers. A sprinkle of feta cheese also adds a tang to the pizza as well.
 
2017-10-12 11:28:38 AM  
elffster:  /cyclist threads on fark? threads about tipping? there should be a list somewhere...

There is one - it's called "craigslist" in the Rants & Raves section.
 
2017-10-12 11:29:24 AM  
Pineapple and lots of Sriracha sauce on grocery store frozen pizzas.
Yummy!!!
 
2017-10-12 11:35:23 AM  

farkingbubbler: bigfatbuddhist: He's only a naked intruder if you don't invite him in...

... except he was a she.


Oops... didn't even check the article... I'm all nuded out for the week, I guess...
 
2017-10-12 12:11:10 PM  

farkingbubbler: bigfatbuddhist: He's only a naked intruder if you don't invite him in...

... except he was a she.


Ah well, take a walk on the wild side
 
2017-10-12 01:20:00 PM  
Disowned my family first time they ordered Canadian Bacon & Pineapple Pizza. Still in therapy.
 
2017-10-12 01:38:31 PM  
Pineapple and cottage cheese pizza. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
 
2017-10-12 01:55:39 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: farkingbubbler: bigfatbuddhist: He's only a naked intruder if you don't invite him in...

... except he was a she.

Oops... didn't even check the article... I'm all nuded out for the week, I guess...


Not to worry. Oh BTW might want to avoid the mug, unless your carnal visions include the Grandmotherly-types. If that's the case I suggest eye bleach and counseling.
 
2017-10-12 02:01:19 PM  

farkingbubbler: bigfatbuddhist: farkingbubbler: bigfatbuddhist: He's only a naked intruder if you don't invite him in...

... except he was a she.

Oops... didn't even check the article... I'm all nuded out for the week, I guess...

Not to worry. Oh BTW might want to avoid the mug, unless your carnal visions include the Grandmotherly-types. If that's the case I suggest eye bleach and counseling.


I was married for twenty-five years so I can handle-- GOOD GOD!
 
2017-10-12 02:09:29 PM  

elffster: Omg whats worse than pineapple on pizza?

/cyclist threads on fark? threads about tipping? there should be a list somewhere...


magazine vs. clip
 
2017-10-12 02:13:19 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: farkingbubbler: bigfatbuddhist: farkingbubbler: bigfatbuddhist: He's only a naked intruder if you don't invite him in...

... except he was a she.

Oops... didn't even check the article... I'm all nuded out for the week, I guess...

Not to worry. Oh BTW might want to avoid the mug, unless your carnal visions include the Grandmotherly-types. If that's the case I suggest eye bleach and counseling.

I was married for twenty-five years so I can handle-- GOOD GOD!


At 25 years in on your life sentence, i would expect you to be more like this:

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/20 years in
//do_not_want.jpg (broccoli dog)
///swing low, sweet ma---maree--ees
 
2017-10-12 02:24:09 PM  

fictional_character: bigfatbuddhist: farkingbubbler: bigfatbuddhist: farkingbubbler: bigfatbuddhist: He's only a naked intruder if you don't invite him in...

... except he was a she.

Oops... didn't even check the article... I'm all nuded out for the week, I guess...

Not to worry. Oh BTW might want to avoid the mug, unless your carnal visions include the Grandmotherly-types. If that's the case I suggest eye bleach and counseling.

I was married for twenty-five years so I can handle-- GOOD GOD!

At 25 years in on your life sentence, i would expect you to be more like this:

[img.fark.net image 305x273]

/20 years in
//do_not_want.jpg (broccoli dog)
///swing low, sweet ma---maree--ees


Well, I DO stick my hand into my waistline when I watch television...
 
2017-10-12 08:55:51 PM  
This... doesn't sound like a typical home invasion. More like a senile grandma who needs some help. Not sure that jailing and charging her is the best use of tax payer money in this case. Even if it WAS due to drugs, that's just about the least aggressive home invasion I've heard of. She took a shirt and some leftovers...
 
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