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(Fox 5 Atlanta)   Criminals: Gotta catch 'em all. This guy made it easy for cops by wearing a backpack with a giant Pokéball on it   ( fox5atlanta.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Atlanta Police, Thought, Officer Lisa Bender, Atlanta Police Department, Idea, Mobile phone, Department store, Sharp Corporation  
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1747 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Oct 2017 at 10:27 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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5 days ago  
Oh, they're going to be poking his balls in prison now, if you know what I mean.
 
5 days ago  
Man goes into pokey for pokemon.
 
5 days ago  
"Woods allegedly showed his weapon to one of his officers, but apparently figured that wasn't such a good idea."

If he was black they would have just shot him, right?
 
5 days ago  

CruiserTwelve: "Woods allegedly showed his weapon to one of his officers, but apparently figured that wasn't such a good idea."

If he was black they would have just shot him, right?


Nope
 
5 days ago  

CruiserTwelve: "Woods allegedly showed his weapon to one of his officers, but apparently figured that wasn't such a good idea."

If he was black they would have just shot him, right?


Yep, and set off a tactical nuke in the city he was found in.
 
5 days ago  
He was just trying to "Axe" the clerk a question.


I'll see myself out.
 
5 days ago  
I read his name as Fuzznail.
 
5 days ago  
Woods allegedly showed his weapon to one of his officers, but apparently figured that wasn't such a good idea.

He realized he'd brought an axe to a gun fight.
 
5 days ago  
Atlanta Police said the employees were fearful as soon as the man pulled the sharp blade

Each one of them were asked to step forward and ascertain the sharpness of the blade.  The reporters expressed hesitance about submitting such anecdotal evidence but were shouted down by the masses wanting any detail they could possible provide, as long as it was effective in establishing a more potentially dangerous situation than facts described.
 
OOF
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Guy's got that vacant, psycho-stare inherent to notorious killers who are always discussed using their full names.

/wonder if his middle name is "Wayne"...
 
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