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(ESPN)   We have a battle of 4-1 teams for Thursday Night Football. Can Carson Wentz lead the Eagles to victory? Or will Cam Newton and the Panthers win again at home? Philly cheese steak or Carolina ribs? Kickoff is at 8:25pm ET on CBS   ( espn.com) divider line
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2017-10-12 11:58:24 AM  
No, yes, both please.
 
2017-10-12 07:29:43 PM  
I'll be checking in on the game but will be watching the Cubs.

Don't care about either team so... Go which every team you're rooting for!
 
2017-10-12 07:47:01 PM  

kdawg7736: No, yes, both please.


I'm with this person.

Go Sex Panthers. This needs to be your 60%, ok.
 
2017-10-12 08:01:00 PM  
Ok Panthers, we got momentum back after losing to the Taints, time to feast on bird!

Also, hello all.

/local school homecoming this week, the candy throwers for the parade earlier weren't very discriminate with their targeting, just found a mini-pack of Starbursts and a tootsie roll on the porch when went out for a smoke
 
2017-10-12 08:01:01 PM  
Hi all!  :)

Di Atribe: kdawg7736: No, yes, both please.

I'm with this person.

Go Sex Panthers. This needs to be your 60%, ok.


This!

/Cat Team Brotherhood
//we agree again Di
///3s
 
2017-10-12 08:01:29 PM  
Based on ESPN Power Rankings, this is the best game of Week 6.

And it's Thursday Night.
 
2017-10-12 08:04:16 PM  
Carolina ribs? Is that something they're famous for? I've never heard that before.
 
2017-10-12 08:04:25 PM  
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2017-10-12 08:05:03 PM  
OHHAIGUIZE!

Just tidying up the kitchen here... let's see, Cam is a giant twat, and Doug Pederson is a pretty chill guy, so while I picked the Panthers to win at home, I'll be I guess sorta rooting for Philly? Kinda?
 
2017-10-12 08:05:33 PM  
Cox is in tonight.

Nice.
 
2017-10-12 08:06:16 PM  

abhorrent1: Carolina ribs? Is that something they're famous for? I've never heard that before.


You're thinking of Tony Romo.
 
2017-10-12 08:06:33 PM  
I'll be here until just before 9pm...then it'll be over to the Arrow thread and then I'll be back!

/you've been warned
 
2017-10-12 08:06:48 PM  

smd31: This!

/Cat Team Brotherhood
//we agree again Di
///3s


Usually, we can all come together & hate the dumb Eagles!

ariseatex: Based on ESPN Power Rankings, this is the best game of Week 6.

And it's Thursday Night.


Sir. Are you suggesting..... that we might actually enjoy ourselves!?
 
2017-10-12 08:08:43 PM  
"Speaking of carrying the load, Tracy Wolfson does an excellent job of that."

Jesus Christ, James Brown, even George Takei is glaring at you for that.
 
2017-10-12 08:08:55 PM  

Di Atribe: smd31: This!

/Cat Team Brotherhood
//we agree again Di
///3s

Usually, we can all come together & hate the dumb Eagles!

ariseatex: Based on ESPN Power Rankings, this is the best game of Week 6.

And it's Thursday Night.

Sir. Are you suggesting..... that we might actually enjoy ourselves!?


Hey, we have FOOBAAW! and beer and friends and really, what more do we really need to have at least a passably interesting evening?
 
2017-10-12 08:09:20 PM  
Hoping for a favorable outcome for either of these teams is not something I am capable of, but if the Eagles could never score another point, never win another game, and fold as a franchise starting right now it would make me very happy.
 
2017-10-12 08:11:35 PM  
Man. Lotta people hate my birdies.

I'll just sit here quietly.

/this game will show what the eagles actually have
//panthers are freaking scary when Cam and his crew play this well
///slashies come in threes
 
2017-10-12 08:11:54 PM  

xaks: Hey, we have FOOBAAW! and beer and friends and really, what more do we really need to have at least a passably interesting evening?


If I had a dating profile, "Passably Interesting" would be my headline.
 
2017-10-12 08:12:54 PM  
All picking Carolina.

Excellent!
 
2017-10-12 08:13:52 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Hoping for a favorable outcome for either of these teams is not something I am capable of, but if the Eagles could never score another point, never win another game, and fold as a franchise starting right now it would make me very happy.


God, you say the sexiest things sometimes.
 
2017-10-12 08:14:34 PM  

Dougie AXP: Man. Lotta people hate my birdies.

I'll just sit here quietly.

/this game will show what the eagles actually have
//panthers are freaking scary when Cam and his crew play this well
///slashies come in threes


I want you to win, in the off-chance that it makes last Sunday's thrashing hurt less.
 
2017-10-12 08:15:11 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: All picking Carolina.

Excellent!


Hold on there!  There was a reveiwatorium going on and Steve Smith changed it to the Eagles.
 
2017-10-12 08:17:16 PM  

Di Atribe: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Hoping for a favorable outcome for either of these teams is not something I am capable of, but if the Eagles could never score another point, never win another game, and fold as a franchise starting right now it would make me very happy.

God, you say the sexiest things sometimes.


Thanks, but it's not necessary to call me God. With everybody else constantly calling my name it gets quite oppressive sometimes.
 
2017-10-12 08:19:00 PM  

xaks: Di Atribe: smd31: This!

/Cat Team Brotherhood
//we agree again Di
///3s

Usually, we can all come together & hate the dumb Eagles!

ariseatex: Based on ESPN Power Rankings, this is the best game of Week 6.

And it's Thursday Night.

Sir. Are you suggesting..... that we might actually enjoy ourselves!?

Hey, we have FOOBAAW! and beer and friends and really, what more do we really need to have at least a passably interesting evening?


^^6

This thing he said, I agree with it.

/having a bunch of honorary CTB members tonight is fun too, I guess
 
2017-10-12 08:21:00 PM  
I'm not one for cosmetic surgery but I would go ahead and get that CocoPuff removed from my face
 
2017-10-12 08:21:27 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Thanks, but it's not necessary to call me God. With everybody else constantly calling my name it gets quite oppressive sometimes.


Saw this earlier, think folks here might enjoy:

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.  The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'".  The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'".  The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'".  The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'".

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well...." She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,  tall,  38D - 24 - 36.  When she walks into a room people say, "Jeeeeeeeeeesssssssuuussss!"
 
2017-10-12 08:22:59 PM  
I can't say I'm a fan of the Colonel's chicken-triggered senility.
 
2017-10-12 08:23:26 PM  
I prefer philly cheesesteak but, i make ribs much more often.  Don't really care who wins
 
2017-10-12 08:25:26 PM  
This is a first-to-worst weekend.  Monday night's Colts-Titans is this week's Game of Shame.
 
2017-10-12 08:25:50 PM  
Hopefully another good Thursday game
 
2017-10-12 08:26:22 PM  
YAY, TONY!
 
2017-10-12 08:26:54 PM  
Those uniforms...they're sleeping pills
 
2017-10-12 08:26:59 PM  
Man, someone decided to cut all the onions in my house.
 
2017-10-12 08:26:59 PM  
IT BEGINS
 
2017-10-12 08:27:04 PM  
i.pinimg.com
 
2017-10-12 08:28:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-10-12 08:28:27 PM  

abhorrent1: Carolina ribs? Is that something they're famous for? I've never heard that before.


The Carolinas are really more pulled pork territory.
 
2017-10-12 08:28:50 PM  
Nice 3rd down conversion!
 
2017-10-12 08:28:53 PM  
Wentz 3rd down does it again
 
2017-10-12 08:28:56 PM  
Booooo! :(
 
2017-10-12 08:29:08 PM  
Nelson, don't celebrate the big gain. You fell down on yerself
 
2017-10-12 08:29:13 PM  
I see the Dallas Princess is acting like spoiled...

/Sorry about Zeke
//No really
///IGGS!
 
2017-10-12 08:29:20 PM  
Huh, that explains everything. When did Aghalor learn how to catch?
 
2017-10-12 08:29:21 PM  
Eagles are legit
 
2017-10-12 08:29:26 PM  

xaks: YAY, TONY!


Yaaaaaaaay! He has a game on Sunday, too!
 
2017-10-12 08:29:40 PM  
WENTZFUMBLE!
 
2017-10-12 08:29:46 PM  
Fumble!
 
2017-10-12 08:29:48 PM  
Well, poop
 
2017-10-12 08:29:50 PM  
FUMBLEBEES AND PANTHERS RECOVER!

/TNF delivers
 
2017-10-12 08:29:57 PM  
JULIUS!
 
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