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(KHOU Houston)   On your son's first birthday, don't just give him memories. Give him diabetes and a lifetime of crippling obesity   ( khou.com) divider line
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2017-10-12 07:53:53 AM  
It's the gift that keeps giving.
 
2017-10-12 08:10:18 AM  
No worse than the cake smash photos.
 
2017-10-12 01:13:46 PM  
A bow tie and short sleeves? Those monsters.
 
2017-10-12 03:04:27 PM  
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2017-10-12 04:59:58 PM  
Subby - words from your life's experience or vegan/crossfit in 26 minutes?
 
2017-10-12 05:01:58 PM  
DON'T YOU DISPARAGE WHATABURGER!
 
2017-10-12 05:02:53 PM  
Subby is a load of fun at parties.
 
2017-10-12 05:08:07 PM  
Oh for crying out loud.
The kid will not remember any of it and a couple fast food meals aren't going to hurt it either.
 
2017-10-12 05:09:43 PM  

NotARocketScientist: Oh for crying out loud.
The kid will not remember any of it and a couple fast food meals aren't going to hurt it either.


'Murica.
 
2017-10-12 05:10:10 PM  
A bottle of Lipitor for his second birthday.
 
2017-10-12 05:11:49 PM  
Whataburger sucks. So glad Tampa ran them out of town.
 
2017-10-12 05:26:35 PM  
My wife said she wanted a photo shoot with Five Guys.
I bet this is where she got that idea.
 
2017-10-12 05:31:09 PM  
 
2017-10-12 05:32:03 PM  

SBinRR: My wife said she wanted a photo shoot with Five Guys.
I bet this is where she got that idea.


I'm not sure she was talking about the restaurant.
 
2017-10-12 05:32:54 PM  
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2017-10-12 05:46:02 PM  

SBinRR: My wife said she wanted a photo shoot with Five Guys.
I bet this is where she got that idea.


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2017-10-12 05:47:23 PM  

Guairdean: It's amazing how many people think you can eat your way to diabetes. http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/thread​s/does-over-eating-give-you-type​-2-diabetes-or-does-diabetes-make-you-​over-eat.84710/


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2017-10-12 05:51:29 PM  
Really Subby?  There's not enough horrible shiat going on in the world to distract you from getting outraged by a one-year old's birthday party?
 
2017-10-12 05:52:47 PM  

Guairdean: It's amazing how many people think you can eat your way to diabetes. http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/threads/does-over-eating-give-you-type​-2-diabetes-or-does-diabetes-make-you-over-eat.84710/


Your link doesn't exactly answer the question.
 
2017-10-12 05:56:54 PM  

OneFretAway: Really Subby?  There's not enough horrible shiat going on in the world to distract you from getting outraged by a one-year old's birthday party?


Kinda this...
fark off, Subby...
And, honestly, there's really nothing wrong with a Whataburger...pretty fresh ingredients, nice looking onions, pickles, lettuce...
And the meat is tasty.
Sure, don't eat the shiat EVERY DAY...
But you can't excuse a birthday party?
 
2017-10-12 05:58:25 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Guairdean: It's amazing how many people think you can eat your way to diabetes. http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/thread​s/does-over-eating-give-you-type​-2-diabetes-or-does-diabetes-make-you-​over-eat.84710/

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I...

I...

I think I'm in love.
 
2017-10-12 06:06:59 PM  
Our family usually sits the guest of honor in the high chair, and places three significant objects in front of them.  A bible, a dollar bill and a beer bottle. The youngster chooses his/her life path.
 
2017-10-12 06:08:06 PM  

Bowen: Zeb Hesselgresser: Guairdean: It's amazing how many people think you can eat your way to diabetes. http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/threads/does-over-eating-give-you-type​-2-diabetes-or-does-diabetes-make-you-over-eat.84710/

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I...

I...

I think I'm in love.


Too bad she was suffocated to death in a stack of pancakes by the Pancake Killer.
 
2017-10-12 06:09:01 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: Bowen: Zeb Hesselgresser: Guairdean: It's amazing how many people think you can eat your way to diabetes. http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/thread​s/does-over-eating-give-you-type​-2-diabetes-or-does-diabetes-make-you-​over-eat.84710/

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I...

I...

I think I'm in love.

Too bad she was suffocated to death in a stack of pancakes by the Pancake Killer.


Yeah, uhh, deal breaker.

Definitely.

Right?

Yeah - definitely.
 
2017-10-12 06:10:29 PM  
One-year-olds don't remember their birthday parties, you simply cannot give the one-year-old memories. Those parties are to give the parents the memories.
 
2017-10-12 06:12:26 PM  
At least it turned out better than these '1' cookies another mom made for her kid's first birthday.
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2017-10-12 06:18:06 PM  

OneFretAway: Really Subby?  There's not enough horrible shiat going on in the world to distract you from getting outraged by a one-year old's birthday party?


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/take a joke and stfu
 
2017-10-12 06:33:16 PM  
I'm more disgusted that this was a "news" story. Breaking news! A mom posted photos of her baby for his bday! And it had a corporate tie-in (please, please, please, give us money for running this ad Whataburger).
 
2017-10-12 07:04:42 PM  

SBinRR: My wife said she wanted a photo shoot with Five Guys.
I bet this is where she got that idea.


There is nothing like putting Five Guys in your mouth... just did it last night and my girlfriend took pictures, so I can understand your wife wanting a shoot.
 
2017-10-12 07:30:58 PM  
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2017-10-12 07:46:14 PM  

Guairdean: It's amazing how many people think you can eat your way to diabetes. http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/threads/does-over-eating-give-you-type​-2-diabetes-or-does-diabetes-make-you-over-eat.84710/


I suspect you're projecting your own wishes onto that web site.

"Research indicates that diet can play a part in type 2 diabetes"
"Type 2 diabetes risk factors include: Carrying too much excess body fat", Having high blood pressure or cholesterol"
"Obesity is the major type 2 diabetes risk"

http://www.diabetes.co.uk/causes-of-type2-diabetes.html
http://www.diabetes.co.uk/Diabetes-Risk-factors.html
 
2017-10-12 08:04:38 PM  

Vansthing: SBinRR: My wife said she wanted a photo shoot with Five Guys.
I bet this is where she got that idea.

There is nothing like putting Five Guys in your mouth... just did it last night and my girlfriend took pictures, so I can understand your wife wanting a shoot.


In a row?
 
2017-10-12 08:19:10 PM  

jaytkay: Guairdean: It's amazing how many people think you can eat your way to diabetes. http://www.diabetes.co.uk/forum/thread​s/does-over-eating-give-you-type​-2-diabetes-or-does-diabetes-make-you-​over-eat.84710/

I suspect you're projecting your own wishes onto that web site.

"Research indicates that diet can play a part in type 2 diabetes"
"Type 2 diabetes risk factors include: Carrying too much excess body fat", Having high blood pressure or cholesterol"
"Obesity is the major type 2 diabetes risk"

http://www.diabetes.co.uk/causes-of-ty​pe2-diabetes.html
http://www.diabetes.co.uk/Diabetes-Ris​k-factors.html


Yeah.  Get big, probably get diabetes if you live long enough.  Maybe you have enough genetic resiliency to stave it off for a long while, but don't kid yourself.  Eat poorly and bigly, you'll become Brimlefied.  But, hey, it's your life.
 
2017-10-12 10:49:49 PM  

CocoNutz: Whataburger sucks. So glad Tampa ran them out of town.


WTF!? I'd give almost anything for one. There's a reason Florida has its own tag.
 
2017-10-13 04:56:01 AM  
This better be a marketing stunt where the family's actually being paid, otherwise they're just killing their kid for nothing.
 
2017-10-13 08:49:07 AM  
Whataburger tastes like school cafeteria burgers.

(School cafeteria burgers are bad.)
 
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