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(The Indy Channel)   Students from Carpe Diem charter school seize the day, authorities seize the video   ( theindychannel.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Police, Carpe Diem, Human sexual behavior, law enforcement, school, students, Sexual intercourse, Education  
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2017-10-11 07:38:20 PM  
FTA: ... Tuesday, according to Director of Social Services at Carpe Diem Bwana Clements.

Took me a second. I thought "Bwana Clements" was part of the school's name, like the location or branch.
 
2017-10-11 09:57:17 PM  
So there's a handful of kids who will be going up for producing child porn (unless both were 18 year old students).  Stupid thing to do - but probably don't deserve the level of charges they'll be on the receiving end of.
 
2017-10-11 10:36:10 PM  
Sounds like the carped more than just the diem.
 
2017-10-11 11:11:13 PM  
+1 on the headline, subby
 
2017-10-11 11:12:47 PM  
Indy school?

"I was a child! I was in love! It was wrong and you knew it!"
 
2017-10-11 11:13:00 PM  
They don't usually offer Diem for the carpay.

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-11 11:14:46 PM  

fusillade762: Sounds like the carped more than just the diem.

 Cum tibi celebre, ut faciam tibi.
 
2017-10-11 11:20:03 PM  
Were they in the lab?
 
2017-10-11 11:22:30 PM  
Idiots.

Rule #1 of being a delinquent: leave no photographic evidence.
 
2017-10-11 11:25:49 PM  
Carpe Scrotum?
 
2017-10-11 11:27:50 PM  
This thread is useless without...oh forget it, even I'm not that depraved.

/stupid kids
 
2017-10-11 11:29:48 PM  

Unobtanium: FTA: ... Tuesday, according to Director of Social Services at Carpe Diem Bwana Clements.

Took me a second. I thought "Bwana Clements" was part of the school's name, like the location or branch.


img.fark.net

"She should have kept her mouth shut."
 
2017-10-11 11:30:24 PM  
From the school's letter:
"Through extensive interviewing of students and review of electronic exchanges, school staff was able to quickly ascertain the participants in both the original act
[snip]
We are also extremely proud of our staff that sprang into action"

Very interesting choice of words.

Also:
"Carpe Diem is extremely proud of the student who took a stand for another student in this situation"
Without any explanation or clarification...
So I'm guessing they're talking about the snitch here?
 
2017-10-11 11:33:04 PM  

Kouta: Idiots.

Rule #1 of being a delinquent: leave no photographic evidence.


As a former sophomore, I'm just glad we didn't have phone cameras.
 
2017-10-11 11:38:19 PM  

i.pinimg.com


"YAWP!"

 
2017-10-11 11:40:09 PM  

Resident Muslim: Kouta: Idiots.

Rule #1 of being a delinquent: leave no photographic evidence.

As a former sophomore, I'm just glad we didn't have phone cameras.


Or internet access. It would have taken minutes for our shenanigans to be emailed everywhere.
 
2017-10-11 11:41:01 PM  
No good deed goes unpunished. That "brave and caring student" is liable to get Jeff Sessions' thugs at his/her door for possession of child porn.
 
2017-10-11 11:43:29 PM  
The kid who ratted them out is going to get an ass whooping for sure.

/ snitchesgetstitches
 
2017-10-11 11:45:52 PM  

Resident Muslim: From the school's letter:
"Through extensive interviewing of students and review of electronic exchanges, school staff was able to quickly ascertain the participants in both the original act
[snip]
We are also extremely proud of our staff that sprang into action"

Very interesting choice of words.

Also:
"Carpe Diem is extremely proud of the student who took a stand for another student in this situation"
Without any explanation or clarification...
So I'm guessing they're talking about the snitch here?


From the wording, it sounds like someone didn't consent for their sexytime video to be shared with the school.  You might consider the person that told the authorities to be a snitch, I consider them a decent human being.
 
2017-10-11 11:57:06 PM  
carpe canine
 
2017-10-12 12:01:43 AM  

TommyDeuce: So there's a handful of kids who will be going up for producing child porn (unless both were 18 year old students).  Stupid thing to do - but probably don't deserve the level of charges they'll be on the receiving end of.


They called DCS, so how old were all them?
 
2017-10-12 12:04:29 AM  
"Carpe Diem is extremely proud of the student who took a stand for another student in this situation. This student exemplifies the type of young people who attend our school,"

- I bet the snitch is gonna frame this news article on his/her wall for future grandchildren to "admire".

"I will consider pulling my child," said Ashlee Stringer. "Her safety is obviously No.1."

- No matter where you put your kid, they will fark whoever they want to, just like you did when you were a kid.
 
2017-10-12 12:29:25 AM  

Krieghund: Resident Muslim: From the school's letter:
"Through extensive interviewing of students and review of electronic exchanges, school staff was able to quickly ascertain the participants in both the original act
[snip]
We are also extremely proud of our staff that sprang into action"

Very interesting choice of words.

Also:
"Carpe Diem is extremely proud of the student who took a stand for another student in this situation"
Without any explanation or clarification...
So I'm guessing they're talking about the snitch here?

From the wording, it sounds like someone didn't consent for their sexytime video to be shared with the school.  You might consider the person that told the authorities to be a snitch, I consider them a decent human being.


i.snag.gy
 
2017-10-12 12:31:37 AM  

Krieghund: Resident Muslim: From the school's letter:
"Through extensive interviewing of students and review of electronic exchanges, school staff was able to quickly ascertain the participants in both the original act
[snip]
We are also extremely proud of our staff that sprang into action"

Very interesting choice of words.

Also:
"Carpe Diem is extremely proud of the student who took a stand for another student in this situation"
Without any explanation or clarification...
So I'm guessing they're talking about the snitch here?

From the wording, it sounds like someone didn't consent for their sexytime video to be shared with the school.  You might consider the person that told the authorities to be a snitch, I consider them a decent human being.


I would also like you to consider that in this day and age, that decent human being will probably get that person in the video on the list, if not brought up on charges of child pornography.
 
2017-10-12 12:36:44 AM  
We need a teen movie trope about the outcomes of taking/sharing videos you shouldn't. It might be the only way to teach about the laws.
 
2017-10-12 12:45:40 AM  

GreenSun: "Carpe Diem is extremely proud of the student who took a stand for another student in this situation. This student exemplifies the type of young people who attend our school,"

- I bet the snitch is gonna frame this news article on his/her wall for future grandchildren to "admire".

"I will consider pulling my child," said Ashlee Stringer. "Her safety is obviously No.1."

- No matter where you put your kid, they will fark whoever they want to, just like you did when you were a kid.


Unless we are missing something, this wasn't a rape caught on video that was shared.  It was two kids having sexual relations.  Make sure you teach your daughter to be safe and not fark people at school.  Everything will be ok.  and for farks sake don't let someone video your lewd acts.
 
2017-10-12 01:42:29 AM  

ChrisDe: Were they in the lab?


No, there were only humans in the video.
 
2017-10-12 02:30:28 AM  

ChrisDe: Were they in the lab?


img.fark.net
 
2017-10-12 06:35:08 AM  
The greatest day of my high school life was when I realized being in orchestra gave me justified access to the backstage areas.

Was kind of slutty but managed to keep it quiet.
 
2017-10-12 06:59:33 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-12 07:56:58 AM  
Resident Muslim:  
We are also extremely proud of our staff that sprang into action"

I'm always kind of proud when mine does.
 
2017-10-12 08:23:50 AM  

Hermione_Granger: The greatest day of my high school life was when I realized being in orchestra gave me justified access to the backstage areas.

Was kind of slutty but managed to keep it quiet.


Access to the backstage area?

How you doin'?
 
2017-10-12 09:02:07 AM  

TommyDeuce: So there's a handful of kids who will be going up for producing child porn (unless both were 18 year old students).  Stupid thing to do - but probably don't deserve the level of charges they'll be on the receiving end of.


But it involves SEX, DURDEE DURDEE SEX, and most people just love an over-the-top response by authorities to anything to do with a sex scandal.

Satisfying one of the baser parts of human nature by possibly sacrificing a foolish young person's future is the name of the game.

Human beings disgust me.
 
2017-10-12 10:01:26 AM  

Hermione_Granger: The greatest day of my high school life was when I realized being in orchestra gave me justified access to the backstage areas.

Was kind of slutty but managed to keep it quiet.


(nods sagely)
Oh, the high school theater light booth...
 
2017-10-12 10:17:10 AM  
Odd... our high school just had a stairwell that was poorly lit and so far away from everything that no one ever used it for its intended purpose.  Underneath the stairs... stuff went on... and even I knew it, the guy who clearly wasn't getting any in high school.
 
2017-10-12 02:04:07 PM  
So they are only in trouble for having sex on school grounds.
 
2017-10-13 08:58:12 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: TommyDeuce: So there's a handful of kids who will be going up for producing child porn (unless both were 18 year old students).  Stupid thing to do - but probably don't deserve the level of charges they'll be on the receiving end of.

But it involves SEX, DURDEE DURDEE SEX, and most people just love an over-the-top response by authorities to anything to do with a sex scandal.

Satisfying one of the baser parts of human nature by possibly sacrificing a foolish young person's future is the name of the game.

Human beings disgust me.


So does this mean they get a good harvest this year?
 
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