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(Washington Examiner)   Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis takes her gay marriage fight to Romania. Next up: Transylvania couples   ( washingtonexaminer.com) divider line
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2017-10-11 05:40:35 PM  
Gay marriage is a sin, but serial adultery is A-OK?

I think God might want a word with this coont.
 
2017-10-11 05:54:35 PM  

docpeteyJ: Gay marriage is a sin, but serial adultery is A-OK?

I think God might want a word with this coont.


Didn't you read the bible? All sin is evil, therefore ogling your neighbor's wife is equally as bad as killing your neighbor, and we shouldn't even try to make things better, because perfection is God's job.
 
2017-10-11 06:05:20 PM  
Fark her sideways with an ebola-feces encrusted chainsaw.
 
2017-10-11 07:00:38 PM  
Can't they just fire her?
 
2017-10-11 07:03:05 PM  

dv-ous: docpeteyJ: Gay marriage is a sin, but serial adultery is A-OK?

I think God might want a word with this coont.

Didn't you read the bible? All sin is evil, therefore ogling your neighbor's wife is equally as bad as killing your neighbor, and we shouldn't even try to make things better, because perfection is God's job.


Hmph. Typical that such a good Christian like Davis doesn't even understand the Bible. She can quote the Old Testament all she wants, but the reason God sent his only son to man was to bring forth a New Testament. Sorta negated the Old Testament, especially that part in Leviticus that homophobic Christians love to quote as proof that homosexuality is a sin, and is what brought about the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Actually, those cities earned the wrath of angry Old Testament God because they weren't hospitable to strangers and travelers, a mortal sin because refusing shelter to someone in need back then could mean their death. On the other hand, sodomy* was classified in the OT as a ritual abomination, just like eating shellfish, or wearing a garment made of two different fabrics, or planting crops of two different seeds side by side. Big difference between a sin and a ritual abomination.

On the other hand, Jesus didn't have a single word to say about homosexuality**, although adultery (which Kim Davis is guilty of by repeatedly divorcing and remarrying) was thoroughly covered and condemned as a sin. So while that skinned-kneed Jesus Freak Davis preaches*** about the non-existent sin of homosexuality, she herself is by far the greater sinner with her serial adultery. And it's mind-blowingly hypocritical for someone who has been married five times to preach about the sanctity of marriage.

*There is some debate about the story in Leviticus where the citizens demanded that the strangers (actually angels) given shelter in Lot's house be turned over to them so that "they may know them" is a reference to homosexuality. Even if that was the case, as I pointed out, the actual sin was refusing shelter to travelers in need...or demanding sex from them. More disturbing was that Lot offered up his daughters to the mob to be raped, but that doesn't get talked about a lot.

**Yes, St. Paul did rant about sodomy in the Greco-Roman world, but he was talking about the sexual abuse of young boys by adult men, which would be pedophilia, not homosexuality. Peter was just a misogynist who was terrified of sex in general, which was why he preached in favor of celibacy.

***Davis is committing another sin by preaching, according to 1 Corinthians 14:35. Oh, and she better not be wearing pants (male clothing), which is also considered a sin per Deuteronomy 22:5
 
2017-10-11 07:06:54 PM  
What's with that picture? Is she missing a chromosome?
 
2017-10-11 07:10:09 PM  

docpeteyJ: Gay marriage is a sin, but serial adultery is A-OK?

I think God might want a word with this coont.


Maybe she is subscribing to the Rasputin platform of having to sin in order to be forgiven and allowed into Heaven.
 
2017-10-11 07:20:43 PM  

harleyquinnical: docpeteyJ: Gay marriage is a sin, but serial adultery is A-OK?

I think God might want a word with this coont.

Maybe she is subscribing to the Rasputin platform of having to sin in order to be forgiven and allowed into Heaven.


*snork*

While an interesting premise, I doubt she's smart enough or educated enough to even get the reference. People like Davis are sort of single-minded in their hypocrisy. I mean, technically, according to Christian belief, we're all sinners in need of absolution.
 
2017-10-11 07:22:27 PM  

docpeteyJ: dv-ous: docpeteyJ: Gay marriage is a sin, but serial adultery is A-OK?

I think God might want a word with this coont.

Didn't you read the bible? All sin is evil, therefore ogling your neighbor's wife is equally as bad as killing your neighbor, and we shouldn't even try to make things better, because perfection is God's job.

Hmph. Typical that such a good Christian like Davis doesn't even understand the Bible. She can quote the Old Testament all she wants, but the reason God sent his only son to man was to bring forth a New Testament. Sorta negated the Old Testament, especially that part in Leviticus that homophobic Christians love to quote as proof that homosexuality is a sin, and is what brought about the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Actually, those cities earned the wrath of angry Old Testament God because they weren't hospitable to strangers and travelers, a mortal sin because refusing shelter to someone in need back then could mean their death. On the other hand, sodomy* was classified in the OT as a ritual abomination, just like eating shellfish, or wearing a garment made of two different fabrics, or planting crops of two different seeds side by side. Big difference between a sin and a ritual abomination.

On the other hand, Jesus didn't have a single word to say about homosexuality**, although adultery (which Kim Davis is guilty of by repeatedly divorcing and remarrying) was thoroughly covered and condemned as a sin. So while that skinned-kneed Jesus Freak Davis preaches*** about the non-existent sin of homosexuality, she herself is by far the greater sinner with her serial adultery. And it's mind-blowingly hypocritical for someone who has been married five times to preach about the sanctity of marriage.

*There is some debate about the story in Leviticus where the citizens demanded that the strangers (actually angels) given shelter in Lot's house be turned over to them so that "they may know them" is a reference to homosexuality. Even if that was th ...


tl;dr lol praise jeezus.
 
2017-10-11 07:31:16 PM  

dv-ous: tl;dr lol praise jeezus.


Actually a better tl:dr would be: "Woman who has been divorced and married five times preaches about protecting the sanctity of marriage from the feelthy homos."

/if you're into that whole brevity thing, man.
 
2017-10-11 07:33:30 PM  

Eclectic: Fark her sideways with an ebola-feces encrusted chainsaw.


Why would you condemn innocent ebola-feces encrusted chainsaws like that?

/Kim Davis is where the term "bumping uglies" came from
 
2017-10-11 07:35:39 PM  

docpeteyJ: harleyquinnical: docpeteyJ: Gay marriage is a sin, but serial adultery is A-OK?

I think God might want a word with this coont.

Maybe she is subscribing to the Rasputin platform of having to sin in order to be forgiven and allowed into Heaven.

*snork*

While an interesting premise, I doubt she's smart enough or educated enough to even get the reference. People like Davis are sort of single-minded in their hypocrisy. I mean, technically, according to Christian belief, we're all sinners in need of absolution.


Never said she was aware of such beliefs, just that it's out there to use at a later date for an excuse.
 
2017-10-11 07:38:19 PM  

docpeteyJ: dv-ous: tl;dr lol praise jeezus.

Actually a better tl:dr would be: "Woman who has been divorced and married five times preaches about protecting the sanctity of marriage from the feelthy homos."

/if you're into that whole brevity thing, man.


Well who would know better how important marriage is than somebody who's done it a bunch of times? :-P
 
2017-10-11 07:39:08 PM  

harleyquinnical: docpeteyJ: harleyquinnical: docpeteyJ: Gay marriage is a sin, but serial adultery is A-OK?

I think God might want a word with this coont.

Maybe she is subscribing to the Rasputin platform of having to sin in order to be forgiven and allowed into Heaven.

*snork*

While an interesting premise, I doubt she's smart enough or educated enough to even get the reference. People like Davis are sort of single-minded in their hypocrisy. I mean, technically, according to Christian belief, we're all sinners in need of absolution.

Never said she was aware of such beliefs, just that it's out there to use at a later date for an excuse.


I'll admit, it would be fun to see the look of confusion on her face if you ever got the chance to ask her about it.
 
2017-10-11 07:40:59 PM  

docpeteyJ: Eclectic: Fark her sideways with an ebola-feces encrusted chainsaw.

Why would you condemn innocent ebola-feces encrusted chainsaws like that?

/Kim Davis is where the term "bumping uglies" came from


You're right. I should never wish that on the beautiful Stihl Magnolias :(
 
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2017-10-11 07:49:17 PM  
It's almost as if she doesn't understand the book upon which she bases her values.  I'm beginning to wonder if she even knows what she is talking about.  I'm really starting to think that maybe Kim Davis is a fool, and also possibly a terrible, horrible b*tch that shouldn't be give the time of day, because f*ck her.
 
2017-10-11 07:57:28 PM  
discuss the effects of same-sex marriage in the U.S

You mean the wedding industry boom? At least among the non-homophobic bakers and such.
 
2017-10-11 08:15:34 PM  
Kim Davis is the reason people invent trap doors that drop into tanks of hungry sharks.
 
2017-10-11 08:17:19 PM  

fusillade762: discuss the effects of same-sex marriage in the U.S

You mean the wedding industry boom? At least among the non-homophobic bakers and such.


Well, and the GOP finally showing laser-like focus on job creation trampling all over the civil rights of trans people as the new targets of opportunity.
 
2017-10-11 08:18:19 PM  
After Davis refused to issue same-sex marriage licenses, citing "God's law" as her reason, it emerged that she personally has been married four times to three different men.

'Nuffsaidfarkyoudavis
 
2017-10-11 08:23:09 PM  
the debate in romania must be absolutely pathetic if someone has paid for dim to go over there and add to it
 
2017-10-11 08:30:48 PM  

Eclectic: Stihl Magnolias


i.imgur.com
 
2017-10-11 08:38:50 PM  
Transylvania

Gay vampires?

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-11 09:05:53 PM  

Unobtanium: Eclectic: Stihl Magnolias

[i.imgur.com image 450x345]


I second that! Brava, Eclectic!
 
2017-10-11 09:06:57 PM  

Mugato: Transylvania

Gay vampires?

[img.fark.net image 277x182]


*groan*

You should be sentenced to the punitentiary for that one.
 
2017-10-11 09:08:58 PM  
Why would anyone in Romania give a fark about her opinion...?
 
2017-10-11 09:11:53 PM  
Yeah, well I'll bet she stands for the flag!
 
2017-10-11 09:12:52 PM  
Kim, just go away.
 
2017-10-11 09:13:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-11 09:13:59 PM  
Of course "her past is forgiven," otherwise she might become self-aware and realize that she's a hypocrite and would stop going to church and giving them money.
 
2017-10-11 09:14:17 PM  

Mugato: Transylvania

Gay vampires?

[img.fark.net image 277x182]


Yeah, it's kinda redundant.
 
2017-10-11 09:14:32 PM  
www.rockymusic.org
 
2017-10-11 09:14:51 PM  

docpeteyJ: Gay marriage is a sin, but serial adultery is A-OK?

I think God might want a word with this coont.


Dude, you've got it all wrong: She's repented, you see. Yeah, maybe getting married after getting divorced (three times) was a sin, but at least now she's being monogamous and straight. Gay-married people haven't repented because they're still being gay in their gayness. Totes different.
 
2017-10-11 09:15:17 PM  
Can they not find someone (anyone) better to hang their hat on than this crazy nut job?
Two minutes of her talking and I want to go play for the other team.
 
2017-10-11 09:16:48 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: What's with that picture? Is she missing a chromosome?


She's a woman of God; made in his image.
 
2017-10-11 09:17:05 PM  

mrlewish: [www.rockymusic.org image 660x480]


Well, she wears pearls, kinda like June Cleaver.  I bet she wears heals when she cooks dinner, too

That's real wife material.
 
2017-10-11 09:17:50 PM  
Romania's always had gay marriage you dipshiat, haven't you ever heard that Dracula enjoys sucking?
 
2017-10-11 09:18:26 PM  

uber humper: Mugato: Transylvania

Gay vampires?

[img.fark.net image 277x182]

Yeah, it's kinda redundant.


Except if you want to be technical, not all transgender people are gay.

/yeah, I'm a blast at parties
 
2017-10-11 09:19:57 PM  
Holly Meade, a spokeswoman for Liberty Counsel, said that rather than hypocrisy, Davis' personal history shows "the amazing grace of God to use someone like that" and that "her past is forgiven."

Why shouldn't God use her? Everybody else has.

/"her past is forgiven."
/only if she repented before being stoned to death
/according to the rules she'd like us all to follow
 
2017-10-11 09:20:44 PM  
Good for Romania.  Hopefully she'll fail as spectacularly there as she did here.

But they have to keep her.
 
2017-10-11 09:20:49 PM  
Americans who spread the anti gay hysteria overseas are some of the most evil people.  A country in Africa now has the death penalty for gay people thanks to Americans going over there and convincing them that gay people are out to destroy the family, society and the world.
 
2017-10-11 09:21:14 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Kim, just go away.


When I saw this headline, I went "I was so happy having forgotten this person existed...".
 
2017-10-11 09:21:29 PM  
Romania is a good start.  Next should be Papua, New Guinea.  She could go village to village.
 
2017-10-11 09:22:02 PM  
Just another "Patriotic American" doing Russia's work, and in Eastern Europe, no less. Traitors. Hang 'em all.
 
2017-10-11 09:22:48 PM  
Is Vlad still roaming around over in that part of the world?  If so anyone know how I can send him a few stakes?
 
2017-10-11 09:25:02 PM  
What the hell?  This shouldn't be an issue... she can't even think strait.
 
2017-10-11 09:30:40 PM  

Unobtanium: Can't they just fire her?


maybe we get lucky and she gets lost over there and never see again
 
2017-10-11 09:34:17 PM  
I am old enough that my go to line for these people was always "God forgave you?  I didn't see an announcement in the newspaper."

Fark these hypocrites, they always say "I follow the Bible" when they really mean "I judge people based on random quotes over even misquotes of a 2000+ text that I never even read fully which is why I daily commit transgressions equal to or worse than what I am complaining about"

Bet she has a bunch of tattoos, but don't ask me to look for them on her scaley hide
 
2017-10-11 09:35:33 PM  

docpeteyJ: uber humper: Mugato: Transylvania

Gay vampires?

[img.fark.net image 277x182]

Yeah, it's kinda redundant.

Except if you want to be technical, not all transgender people are gay.

/yeah, I'm a blast at parties


Oh, no.  That's not what I was saying.

I was saying that all vampires are gay.
 
2017-10-11 09:36:28 PM  

wellreadneck: Holly Meade, a spokeswoman for Liberty Counsel, said that rather than hypocrisy, Davis' personal history shows "the amazing grace of God to use someone like that" and that "her past is forgiven."

Why shouldn't God use her? Everybody else has.


Oh SNAP!

I love you so much.
 
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