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(New York Daily News)   Hilarity ensues when defense attorney asks witness to explain LMFAO   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2017-10-11 05:55:21 PM  
WTF, your Honor?
 
2017-10-11 07:02:51 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-11 08:14:55 PM  
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It
Youtube wyx6JDQCslE

I can't explain it either.
 
2017-10-11 09:47:23 PM  
Let Me Finish Attorney's Opening.
 
2017-10-11 09:47:50 PM  
Yep, looks like that would be mistaken for a riot in Scandinavia.

/such hilarity
//much wow
 
2017-10-11 09:52:15 PM  
Looking at My Fark Account Online.
 
2017-10-11 09:54:18 PM  
Lawyer Must Feel Absolutely Obtuse.
 
2017-10-11 09:56:59 PM  
Omfg!
 
2017-10-11 09:58:24 PM  
Hilarity rarely ensues in court. They should have judges dress up in clown suits. You'd have a lot less people trying to ditch jury duty.
 
2017-10-11 10:00:25 PM  
"Laughing my expletive off," he replied.

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back - Trailer
Youtube uJA6WoAXEaA

/0:40s for mobile users
 
2017-10-11 10:09:42 PM  
Ha Ha Ha! Gun and bomb nuts are so hilarious!
 
2017-10-11 10:15:36 PM  
These jurors sound like tweens attending their first health class when the teacher says penis for the first time.
 
2017-10-11 10:18:26 PM  

C18H27NO3: These jurors sound like tweens attending their first health class when the teacher says penis for the first time.


jurys are our peers.  And our peers are apparently all senior citizens and drug addicts.
 
2017-10-11 10:31:29 PM  

abhorrent1: Ha Ha Ha! Gun and bomb nuts are so hilarious!


He must be very devout with that scruffy beard and all. Gotta keep the Invisible Sky Pixie happy.
 
2017-10-11 10:38:04 PM  
Did it work out?
 
2017-10-11 10:56:21 PM  

abhorrent1: Ha Ha Ha! Gun and bomb nuts are so hilarious!


I know, it's so casual now that your office 

abhorrent1: Ha Ha Ha! Gun and bomb nuts are so hilarious!


almost getting to the "not news" category: see Tripadvisor
 
2017-10-11 11:28:13 PM  
"Lmfaooo don't wanna' find any time bombs,"

Pretty sure ooo is "out of office." So "Laughing my farking ass out of office."
 
2017-10-11 11:41:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-10-11 11:42:40 PM  
LMFAO - Sorry For Party Rocking
Youtube SkTt9k4Y-a8
 
2017-10-11 11:47:07 PM  
rtfa Ben and then Dover.
 
2017-10-11 11:58:12 PM  
img.fark.netHillarity
 
2017-10-12 04:27:57 AM  
I'm sure the victims found that hysterical as well.

www.nbc.com
 
2017-10-12 07:22:31 AM  
LTFAO?

Acronyms are hard, eh, NY Daily News, especially when the phrase is just two lines down...
 
2017-10-12 09:00:25 AM  
Could've been worse better.

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-12 11:29:01 AM  
Christ, hope they never have to read a Fark thread.
 
2017-10-12 06:28:37 PM  
Lawyer: What does LMFAO mean?
Witness: Judge, can I use a profanity in your courtroom?
Judge: Yes.
Witness: Hell if I know.
 
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