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(New Scientist)   Japan launches whale tracking sattelite, whales protest invasion of their privacy   (newscientist.com) divider line 26
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2002-01-11 08:35:13 PM  
"CAPTAIN! There be WHALES here!"

Name the movie!
 
2002-01-11 08:35:19 PM  
What are the two biggest lies?
I'll pay you back and I won't cum in your mouth.

The Filter
 
2002-01-11 08:35:26 PM  
Arm the whales.
 
2002-01-11 08:35:48 PM  
forgot the url: http://thefilter.bootysmack.org
 
2002-01-11 08:37:11 PM  
What they fail to mention in the article is the Mega-Ultra-Super-Orbital-Space Laser in the sattelite so that they no longer have to send out whaling ships.
 
2002-01-11 08:46:04 PM  
I didn't know people were that interested in Oprah and Rosie....
 
2002-01-11 08:51:15 PM  
On behalf of all Americans, I protest this invasion of our privacy.

Because, you know, all Americans are big, fat morbidly obese whales, right?

Star Trek IV.
 
2002-01-11 08:58:36 PM  
MrDark:
Scotty,in star trek 4
(im such a nerd)
 
2002-01-11 09:00:53 PM  
Bah,victoly beat me too it.good movie though :)
 
2002-01-11 09:09:45 PM  
"He took a little too much L.D.S. in the sixties"
 
2002-01-11 09:17:38 PM  
As if the Japanese whaling ships needed any more advantages.....
 
2002-01-11 09:21:04 PM  
That makes 2 of us, JimJones!

... then the whalers have already won.
 
2002-01-11 09:39:04 PM  
Spell Check! Where's the damned Spell Check?
 
2002-01-11 10:23:51 PM  
Spelling Nazi!

 
2002-01-11 10:33:36 PM  
We are Japanese!
We see whales to envision with great justice!

We are disrespectful to your whale tracking inabilities american!
 
2002-01-11 10:53:48 PM  
In A.D. 2002
Whaling was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody spy on our the ocean.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you greenpeace!!
Cats: All your whale are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: They have no chance to privacy make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'Chiba' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Chiba'.
Captain: For great blubber.
 
2002-01-11 11:01:14 PM  
You have to be able to track them if you're gonna use the orbital laser cannon.
 
2002-01-11 11:06:59 PM  
"The fisheries agency of Japan is hell-bent on resuming full-blown commercial whaling," says Richard Page of Greenpeace. "If this satellite tracking technique is used to help whalers, what hope have the whales got?"
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"Herro, this Japanese Onstar."

"Yeah, this is Simon P. Lankton calling. I've got a bunch of stinking hippies following me and my migrating family in a rainbow-colored rubber powerboat."

"Hai, Mr. Prankton. Arming Saterrite missles. Crear the area!"
 
2002-01-11 11:09:28 PM  
Star Trek IV was the worst of the Star Trek movies, btw.
 
2002-01-11 11:16:12 PM  
"Save the whales...yeah, save those big fat farking whales.....

but shoot the seals"

C&C
 
2002-01-11 11:34:12 PM  
Agreed Quick1

Anything before or after Star Trek II blew the big one.
 
2002-01-12 12:06:03 AM  
All of the even numbered Star Trek movies sucked huge...
 
SGF
2002-01-12 01:11:35 AM  
yeah, but do they have on-Star?
 
2002-01-12 06:05:54 AM  
yeah, sure it's a whale tracking satellite. i'm sure it's got no cameras pointed towards the US at all. i'm gonna stick my ass out the bedroom window and moon those farking japs!

ps- sci-fi in general sucks
 
2002-01-12 04:53:34 PM  
Can they tell me where my mother went?
 
2002-01-13 05:10:28 PM  
I wonder if anyone will see this....
 
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