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(NYPost)   Trump rolls back mandatory birth control coverage under ObamaCare because Jesus   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2017-10-06 12:01:34 PM  
Don't worry soon the GOP will be attempting to make BCP illegal
 
2017-10-06 12:08:52 PM  
So if churches are dictating White House policy  hey can start paying taxes
 
2017-10-06 12:13:01 PM  
This can't be Trumps plan, he has no morals and probably can't even spell religious.

This has got to be Pence. " There now Mother, I finally did it, I took away the free condoms from all those sinners! We can glow in the smug glory of Jesus."
 
2017-10-06 12:17:25 PM  
simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.
 
2017-10-06 12:29:02 PM  
Are dick pills still good?
They are?  Thank god.  Maybe you whores wouldn't need whore pills if you would just have the self control to keep my dick away from ya!
 
2017-10-06 12:33:35 PM  

ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.


Not to mention that even married couples having completely religiously sanctioned relations might not want to go full Dugger and have 20 kids.
 
2017-10-06 12:33:48 PM  

TheDreadChefRoberts: This can't be Trumps plan, he has no morals and probably can't even spell religious.

This has got to be Pence. " There now Mother, I finally did it, I took away the free condoms from all those sinners! We can glow in the smug glory of Jesus."


I can see Trump and his base wanting to punish women for having sex.
 
2017-10-06 12:39:13 PM  

Ambivalence: ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.

Not to mention that even married couples having completely religiously sanctioned relations might not want to go full Dugger and have 20 kids.


You got it all wrong.  Birth control gives power to women to control their body.  How dare they!
 
2017-10-06 12:50:50 PM  
Do you want more abortions? Because this is how you get more abortions.
 
2017-10-06 12:52:55 PM  

Ambivalence: ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.

Not to mention that even married couples having completely religiously sanctioned relations might not want to go full Dugger and have 20 kids.


they should only be have sex to make babies.  doing it for pleasure is a sin and makes baby jesus cry.
 
2017-10-06 12:52:58 PM  
Christians have to be the world's greatest contortionists with the pretzels they twist themselves into with their full throated support of the thrice married pussy-grabber in chief.

Hypocrisy is an Olympic-level sport for these assholes.
 
2017-10-06 12:53:40 PM  

Bowen: Do you want more abortions? Because this is how you get more abortions.


hey are going to ban those next.
 
2017-10-06 12:59:28 PM  
I prefer the thread about this that's already green.
 
2017-10-06 01:09:09 PM  

ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.


Or you are a married woman who doesn't want children at this time or maybe ever.   Are boner pills treated the same way?
 
2017-10-06 01:12:38 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.

Or you are a married woman who doesn't want children at this time or maybe ever.   Are boner pills treated the same way?


No, boner pills help old rich congress man screw their young interns.
 
2017-10-06 01:12:57 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.

Or you are a married woman who doesn't want children at this time or maybe ever.   Are boner pills treated the same way?


oh, no, boner pills are totally covered because it's ok for men to have sex any time they want.
 
2017-10-06 01:22:33 PM  
It's not Jesus. That's just a ruse. A subterfuge. A pretense. A lie.

It's because OBAMA!
 
2017-10-06 01:23:19 PM  
Fine then, ED prescriptions are no longer covered.

/ we're so f*cked.
 
2017-10-06 01:23:25 PM  
Is this for real... 'cause there has to be a better link that the NY Post, right?
 
2017-10-06 01:23:55 PM  

ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.


Having sex like a whore is the best kind of sex. You should have more of it to really appreciate how good it is.
 
2017-10-06 01:24:28 PM  
Even wish Bush, as stupid and bad of a president as he was, did I ever wish he would just have a stroke or heart attack
 
2017-10-06 01:24:42 PM  
Let's call this thread Tiffany because there's another one already that more people want.
 
2017-10-06 01:25:07 PM  
Jesus is his followers reason.  Trump's reason is "fark Obama" and that people told him his Trumpistas would love it.
 
2017-10-06 01:25:59 PM  
On a serious note. Anyone who is in favor of this can no longer complain about healthcare costs.

The cost of birth control is minuscule in comparison to the costs of pregnancy. And not having easy and affordable access to birth control will lead to an increase in unwanted pregnancy.

/as an addition, you no longer get to complain about abortion
 
2017-10-06 01:26:01 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 01:27:34 PM  

ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.


I'm not a fan of that argument. Implicit in it is that bc isn't worthy of protection on its own, but only because of knock-on effects.  Also, it implies that if you can seperate out the other effects, then banning bc is fine.  The proper stance is "not your farking body, not your farking business".
 
2017-10-06 01:28:10 PM  

Ambivalence: ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.

Not to mention that even married couples having completely religiously sanctioned relations might not want to go full Dugger and have 20 kids.


That's true.  Although I wonder how long it will be before they also make it illegal to willingly sterilize yourself so you can't have any more kids (men and women alike)?
 
2017-10-06 01:29:28 PM  
GOP: fighting for your right to have guns under any circumstance, your right to NOT have healthcare, and someone else's "morality" over your right to your own fraking body...
 
2017-10-06 01:29:57 PM  
Trump just discovered he's sterile.  And has always been.  This is payback.
 
2017-10-06 01:29:59 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 01:32:07 PM  

AurizenDarkstar: Ambivalence: ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.

Not to mention that even married couples having completely religiously sanctioned relations might not want to go full Dugger and have 20 kids.

That's true.  Although I wonder how long it will be before they also make it illegal to willingly sterilize yourself so you can't have any more kids (men and women alike)?


Men it is never a problem.

However, women getting their tubes tied have to have a serious medical condition, be past 30, or already have a sackful of kittens.

The reason being is that a lot of women got their tubes tied young, then later sued the doctor, hospital where it was done because they had changed their mind at felt the doctor and hospital did not offer them enough counseling on the gravity of the decision.

Lotta gals dont want kids, then hit 35+ and decide they do, so instead of adopt they sue.
 
2017-10-06 01:32:14 PM  
This post...

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 01:32:22 PM  

BitwiseShift: Trump just discovered he's sterile.  And has always been.  This is payback.


That actually makes some sense. He says inappropriate things, like wanting to bang Ivanka, because he knows he isn't really her father.
 
2017-10-06 01:33:19 PM  

phalamir: I'm not a fan of that argument. Implicit in it is that bc isn't worthy of protection on its own, but only because of knock-on effects.  Also, it implies that if you can seperate out the other effects, then banning bc is fine.  The proper stance is "not your farking body, not your farking business".


Completely agree right up until the end.  That slogan doesn't have any logical applicability to insurance mandates.
 
2017-10-06 01:34:58 PM  
Isn't this defined in the ACA? It seems like this rule would be running afoul of the actual law and open to lawsuits.

I dunno. I'm not a lawyer or a woman. So I have that going for me.
 
2017-10-06 01:35:17 PM  

theflatline: AurizenDarkstar: Ambivalence: ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.

Not to mention that even married couples having completely religiously sanctioned relations might not want to go full Dugger and have 20 kids.

That's true.  Although I wonder how long it will be before they also make it illegal to willingly sterilize yourself so you can't have any more kids (men and women alike)?

Men it is never a problem.

However, women getting their tubes tied have to have a serious medical condition, be past 30, or already have a sackful of kittens.

The reason being is that a lot of women got their tubes tied young, then later sued the doctor, hospital where it was done because they had changed their mind at felt the doctor and hospital did not offer them enough counseling on the gravity of the decision.

Lotta gals dont want kids, then hit 35+ and decide they do, so instead of adopt they sue.


Citation required.
 
2017-10-06 01:36:03 PM  

TheDreadChefRoberts: This can't be Trumps plan, he has no morals and probably can't even spell religious.

This has got to be Pence. " There now Mother, I finally did it, I took away the free condoms from all those sinners! We can glow in the smug glory of Jesus."


I've been convinced for a while now that Pence is actually running the show. D2S is just the public face of it.
 
2017-10-06 01:37:36 PM  

theflatline: AurizenDarkstar: Ambivalence: ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.

Not to mention that even married couples having completely religiously sanctioned relations might not want to go full Dugger and have 20 kids.

That's true.  Although I wonder how long it will be before they also make it illegal to willingly sterilize yourself so you can't have any more kids (men and women alike)?

Men it is never a problem.

However, women getting their tubes tied have to have a serious medical condition, be past 30, or already have a sackful of kittens.

The reason being is that a lot of women got their tubes tied young, then later sued the doctor, hospital where it was done because they had changed their mind at felt the doctor and hospital did not offer them enough counseling on the gravity of the decision.

Lotta gals dont want kids, then hit 35+ and decide they do, so instead of adopt they sue.


I had to get my wife to sign off on my vasectomy or the Dr. wouldn't do it, and this was in liberal as hell Boulder, CO. But continue talking about something you don't know about. It is amusing.
 
2017-10-06 01:38:17 PM  
Jesus farking christ.

am22.akamaized.net

uproxx.files.wordpress.com

images.newrepublic.com
 
2017-10-06 01:39:28 PM  

Bowen: Do you want more abortions? Because this is how you get more abortions.


They want back-alley abortions, so those "dirty sluts" will just die from infections, thus relieving a great burden from society.

Trump, Pence, all of them make me sick, disgusted and dismayed.
 
2017-10-06 01:39:39 PM  

theflatline: AurizenDarkstar: Ambivalence: ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.

Not to mention that even married couples having completely religiously sanctioned relations might not want to go full Dugger and have 20 kids.

That's true.  Although I wonder how long it will be before they also make it illegal to willingly sterilize yourself so you can't have any more kids (men and women alike)?

Men it is never a problem.

However, women getting their tubes tied have to have a serious medical condition, be past 30, or already have a sackful of kittens.

The reason being is that a lot of women got their tubes tied young, then later sued the doctor, hospital where it was done because they had changed their mind at felt the doctor and hospital did not offer them enough counseling on the gravity of the decision.


Please provide evidence of these numerous lawsuits.
 
2017-10-06 01:39:39 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Jesus farking christ.

[am22.akamaized.net image 250x381]

[uproxx.files.wordpress.com image 650x400]

[images.newrepublic.com image 850x566]


That series is so goddamn good, unfortunately it has become a warning.

/want season 2
 
2017-10-06 01:39:50 PM  
Because Jesus? Because future Republican voters won't manufacture themselves.

If you knock up your mistress, never fear, you'll still be allowed to have her get rid of it on the down-low if you have the right connections and enough money. No wire-hangers necessary for women whose deaths might embarrass Red politicians.
 
2017-10-06 01:40:58 PM  

pounddawg: Fine then, ED prescriptions are no longer covered.

/ we're so f*cked.


No.  They get used by MEN.  MEN that want to keep uppity women down and make them suffer, because it's in the BAH-BULL!!!!

Disgusting pious and greedy, useless old men that should be confined to a nursing home.

The kind of thick-headed wastes of space you keep electing because they have WISDOM (and money!).
 
2017-10-06 01:42:05 PM  
It's all about tearing any Obama policy to shambles out of petty spite.
 
2017-10-06 01:42:06 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Isn't this defined in the ACA? It seems like this rule would be running afoul of the actual law and open to lawsuits.

I dunno. I'm not a lawyer or a woman. So I have that going for me.


Almost everything in the ACA is at the whim of HHS.
 
2017-10-06 01:42:55 PM  

ManateeGag: oh, no, boner pills are totally covered because it's ok for men to have sex any time they want.


Mind if I quote you on that?
 
2017-10-06 01:43:37 PM  

jst3p: theflatline: AurizenDarkstar: Ambivalence: ManateeGag: simple.  if you don't have sex like a whore, you don't need birth control.

you know, forget the fact that birth control isn't always used to just prevent babies, but to also help women deal with several other health issues.

never mind that.

Not to mention that even married couples having completely religiously sanctioned relations might not want to go full Dugger and have 20 kids.

That's true.  Although I wonder how long it will be before they also make it illegal to willingly sterilize yourself so you can't have any more kids (men and women alike)?

Men it is never a problem.

However, women getting their tubes tied have to have a serious medical condition, be past 30, or already have a sackful of kittens.

The reason being is that a lot of women got their tubes tied young, then later sued the doctor, hospital where it was done because they had changed their mind at felt the doctor and hospital did not offer them enough counseling on the gravity of the decision.

Lotta gals dont want kids, then hit 35+ and decide they do, so instead of adopt they sue.

I had to get my wife to sign off on my vasectomy or the Dr. wouldn't do it, and this was in liberal as hell Boulder, CO. But continue talking about something you don't know about. It is amusing.


To be fair, they probably didn't want to get sued. I can imagine it now: some dude thinks it's a real good idea to surprise his wife with surprise vasectomy. Unbeknownst to him; his wife doesn't like the idea. NOT. ONE. LITTLE. BIT.

/ That's why I always check with my girlfriend BEFORE I get her stuff. It's probably less surprising that way; but, I also don't make silly mistakes.
 
2017-10-06 01:44:00 PM  
I'm so tired of winning.
 
2017-10-06 01:44:13 PM  
While we're being the party of fiscal responsibility, we'll give you less, and the total cost to implement the new regulation will be more than if no change was made.  The consumer cost will be much higher, and the insurance companies and the drug companies will profit.
 
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