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(C-SPAN)   Will anyone have the journalistic balls to actually ask a hard-hitting question? Whar Snek whar? Love ya Sarah. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN, around 2:00 PM EST)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2017-10-06 12:23:18 PM  
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2017-10-06 12:25:42 PM  
Great.  More mental patients interviewing mental patients about other mental patients.
 
2017-10-06 12:26:37 PM  
No.
Gone.
No, we don't.
 
2017-10-06 12:28:22 PM  
Can someone please ask about the "calm before the storm" comment?
 
2017-10-06 12:28:53 PM  
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Is it too early to discuss this?
 
2017-10-06 12:29:35 PM  
Can someone ask about those awesome September jobs gain?  After all, that's what HuckyBooBoo wants to talk about more than negative fake news narratives.
 
2017-10-06 12:33:50 PM  
Trump is hosting a Hispanic Heritage Month event at the White House.

That's the joke.
 
2017-10-06 12:34:08 PM  
"Sarah, do you have any more information on whether the president is a f*cking moron?"
 
2017-10-06 12:35:06 PM  
(runs around in small circle, screaming loudly and probably farting too)
 
2017-10-06 12:40:19 PM  
49 minutes.

Allegedly.
 
2017-10-06 12:40:45 PM  

cgraves67: Can someone please ask about the "calm before the storm" comment?


I try to be pretty calm about all the crap that has been going on since January, but his constant threats to go to war are too much.  I'm not a dirty hippie, but war and military action is the one thing I know that will rip this country in two.  If he follows through and decides to go to war with NK it will make Vietnam protests look like my toddler throwing a tantrum.

There will be riots in the streets, many thousands trying to leave the country, violence at protests on all sides, and a collapse of the economy.  Not to mention that I live next to one of the largest Army bases in the country and know a number of current and former soldiers with opposite opinions on war in NK.  This will cause internal divisions in the military as well.

The administration has become a destabilizing force in this country and, on a number of issues, you can see the country hurtling toward collapse.
 
2017-10-06 12:41:11 PM  
Penis.
 
2017-10-06 12:41:26 PM  
"Sarah, when the Precident threw those rolls of paper, did he make a three point shot?"
 
2017-10-06 12:42:49 PM  
Why start now?
 
2017-10-06 12:43:17 PM  
I just watched the last Sarah show.  My god, what did she do to her eyes?  Looks like someone kept saying "MOAR eyeshadow!  Honestly, make it look like bruises."
 
2017-10-06 12:43:21 PM  
I can't think of a better way to ruin my farking Friday.
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AND IT IS FARKING FRIDAY RIGHT NOW.  Booze can't happen for like 6 hours.  This is bullshiat.
 
2017-10-06 12:45:58 PM  

cgraves67: Can someone please ask about the "calm before the storm" comment?


They can, but you already know the answer. There will be no answer.
 
2017-10-06 12:45:59 PM  

Hucky Boo, Hucky Boo-Boo
Hucky Boo, Hucky Boo-Boo
Hucky Boo, Hucky Boo-Boo
She's Trump's very best friend



/Quack quack quack!
 
2017-10-06 12:46:21 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: I can't think of a better way to ruin my farking Friday.
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AND IT IS FARKING FRIDAY RIGHT NOW.  Booze can't happen for like 6 hours.  This is bullshiat.


It's Happy Hour somewhere in the world. Za zdorovye.
 
2017-10-06 12:49:31 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: cgraves67: Can someone please ask about the "calm before the storm" comment?

They can, but you already know the answer. There will be no answer.


The non-answer usually starts with "Look, that's ridiculous".
 
2017-10-06 12:54:09 PM  
Senator Demands Answers From Facebook on Claims of 'Trending' List Bias

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When is it going to dawn on people that the Senate Commerce Committee forced Facebook accessible to the Russians in the lead-up to the 2016 Elections? How unnecessary was this b.s. meeting?

Glenn Beck attended the meeting: "Walking out of the meeting, I was convinced that Facebook is behaving appropriately and trying to do the right thing," Beck wrote in the post. "In my opinion, there is no evidence of a top-down initiative to silence conservative voices."

Glenn Beck Defends Facebook against conservatives

Senator Demands Answers. No, he didn't. Senator John Thune was letting the Russians in. That is what he was doing.
 
2017-10-06 12:54:51 PM  

cgraves67: Can someone please ask about the "calm before the storm" comment?


I am pretty sure it was dementia.

"I think I should be talking right now"
"But I don't have anything to say"


WORDS ARE COMING OUT!
 
2017-10-06 12:56:09 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: I can't think of a better way to ruin my farking Friday.
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AND IT IS FARKING FRIDAY RIGHT NOW.  Booze can't happen for like 6 hours.  This is bullshiat.


Smuggle it to work in a cough syrup bottle, you can get drunk PLUS your co-workers will think you are sick and avoid you..

win-win
 
2017-10-06 12:57:20 PM  
jesus wtf christ,he's speaking now and all over the place and he keeps saying "pwaaaaatro Rico" and smirking
 
2017-10-06 12:58:49 PM  
I'm impressed.

If I use Google to search for the WHITE HOUSE YOUTUBE CHANNEL, it is not there.

I get a crapload of Donald Trump YouTube channels.
 
2017-10-06 12:59:13 PM  

togaman2k: many thousands trying to leave the country


Who would take us?  It has become increasing difficult to emigrate to many places if you don't have the overwhelming cash to buy your way in.  I have wondered just how crazy shiat has to get here before we can start petitioning for asylum in other 1st world countries.
 
2017-10-06 01:04:38 PM  
Holy crap, Lord Dampnut is talking right now and he's even more orange than usual. He needs to get a new makeup artist.

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It's weird hearing him talking positively about non-white people.
 
Bf+
2017-10-06 01:05:50 PM  

Kittypie070: I'm impressed.

If I use Google to search for the WHITE HOUSE YOUTUBE CHANNEL, it is not there.

I get a crapload of Donald Trump YouTube channels.


Well, i wouldn't be russian to any conclusions on that...
 
2017-10-06 01:07:31 PM  
Ohh looky who does not want to pay for the very war machine he wants to rattle to make his teeny weeny peeny look bigger.

Cheapskate.
 
2017-10-06 01:07:57 PM  

Scanty Em: "Sarah, do you have any more information on whether the president is a f*cking moron?"


The president has been very clear that he is a farking moron.
 
2017-10-06 01:09:13 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: Holy crap, Lord Dampnut is talking right now and he's even more orange than usual. He needs to get a new makeup artist.

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It's weird hearing him talking positively about non-white people.


How many times can he lie about the US being the highest taxed country?
 
2017-10-06 01:09:44 PM  

Cosmic_Music: "Sarah, when the Precident threw those rolls of paper, did he make a three point shot?"


Hey, the Mooch claimed that he saw Trump hit shot after shot while wearing a suit.

His paper roll shooting form is verification of Trump's unmatched athleticism.
 
2017-10-06 01:09:59 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: Holy crap, Lord Dampnut is talking right now and he's even more orange than usual. He needs to get a new makeup artist.

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It's weird hearing him talking positively about non-white people.


Just listen to all that completely spontaneous and not at all orchestrated applause occurring at appropriate intervals.
 
2017-10-06 01:10:28 PM  
i.pinimg.com
 
2017-10-06 01:12:14 PM  
www.fotothing.com
 
2017-10-06 01:14:58 PM  
What happens to people when you abuse them like this?

First you call em a buncha rapists and druggys and now you're praising them?
 
2017-10-06 01:18:24 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: Holy crap, Lord Dampnut is talking right now and he's even more orange than usual. He needs to get a new makeup artist.

[img.fark.net image 850x477]

It's weird hearing him talking positively about non-white people.


Melanoma looks so impressed. Anyone notice how she leaned back from D2S when he brought her up next to him?
 
2017-10-06 01:22:09 PM  
Whar Snek? Whar?
 
2017-10-06 01:23:28 PM  

litespeed74: kittyhas1000legs: Holy crap, Lord Dampnut is talking right now and he's even more orange than usual. He needs to get a new makeup artist.

[img.fark.net image 850x477]

It's weird hearing him talking positively about non-white people.

How many times can he lie about the US being the highest taxed country?


Yes.
 
2017-10-06 01:23:31 PM  

Kittypie070: I'm impressed.

If I use Google to search for the WHITE HOUSE YOUTUBE CHANNEL, it is not there.

I get a crapload of Donald Trump YouTube channels.


I did and I do. I literally searched for https://www.google.com/search?q=WHITE+HOUSE+YOUTUBE+CHANNEL&ie=utf-8&​o​e=utf-8 and it's there.

But, I'm not in the states, so ymmv.
 
2017-10-06 01:23:49 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: Holy crap, Lord Dampnut is talking right now and he's even more orange than usual. He needs to get a new makeup artist.

[img.fark.net image 850x477]

It's weird hearing him talking positively about non-white people.


Makeup can't replace the appearance of a soul beneath the mask.  Efforts look fake and plasticine.
 
2017-10-06 01:24:15 PM  

dereksmalls: The Goddamn Batman: cgraves67: Can someone please ask about the "calm before the storm" comment?

They can, but you already know the answer. There will be no answer.

The non-answer usually starts with "Look, that's ridiculous".


Yep. I really wish the reporters were snarkier. Like when she says something is "ridiculous" or "insulting," the reporter could just nod and say, "So, true then. Got it. Thanks."
 
2017-10-06 01:25:10 PM  

Sass-O-Rev: kittyhas1000legs: Holy crap, Lord Dampnut is talking right now and he's even more orange than usual. He needs to get a new makeup artist.

[img.fark.net image 850x477]

It's weird hearing him talking positively about non-white people.

Melanoma looks so impressed. Anyone notice how she leaned back from D2S when he brought her up next to him?

Not sure if it is the botox, but man she looks angry and full of hate.
 
2017-10-06 01:27:33 PM  

Missicat: Sass-O-Rev: kittyhas1000legs: Holy crap, Lord Dampnut is talking right now and he's even more orange than usual. He needs to get a new makeup artist.

[img.fark.net image 850x477]

It's weird hearing him talking positively about non-white people.

Melanoma looks so impressed. Anyone notice how she leaned back from D2S when he brought her up next to him?
Not sure if it is the botox, but man she looks angry and full of hate.


"barely-concealed seething" comes to mind. Oh, and loathing. Seething and loathing, in one tidy package.
 
2017-10-06 01:30:17 PM  

Missicat: Not sure if it is the botox, but man she looks angry and full of hate.


Probably all of that pent up anger.  And hate.
 
2017-10-06 01:30:24 PM  
Well so much for that. Looks like I don't get to watch this thing at all.
 
2017-10-06 01:30:57 PM  

Sass-O-Rev: Missicat: Sass-O-Rev: kittyhas1000legs: Holy crap, Lord Dampnut is talking right now and he's even more orange than usual. He needs to get a new makeup artist.

[img.fark.net image 850x477]

It's weird hearing him talking positively about non-white people.

Melanoma looks so impressed. Anyone notice how she leaned back from D2S when he brought her up next to him?
Not sure if it is the botox, but man she looks angry and full of hate.

"barely-concealed seething" comes to mind. Oh, and loathing. Seething and loathing, in one tidy package.


So would that be 'sloathing' or 'leathing'?
 
2017-10-06 01:31:13 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: I can't think of a better way to ruin my farking Friday.
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AND IT IS FARKING FRIDAY RIGHT NOW.  Booze can't happen for like 6 hours.  This is bullshiat.


Your profile says you're in Colorado...
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2017-10-06 01:35:08 PM  
Does anyone at all have an alternate link I can use to see this thing?
 
2017-10-06 01:37:28 PM  

SoCalChris: Markoff_Cheney: I can't think of a better way to ruin my farking Friday.
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AND IT IS FARKING FRIDAY RIGHT NOW.  Booze can't happen for like 6 hours.  This is bullshiat.

Your profile says you're in Colorado...
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I am SO jealous.  We moved away from Colorado and I really miss having access to legal weed.
 
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