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(SFGate)   If you can't beat 'em, deliver 5 gallons of mayonnaise   ( sfgate.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Supermarket, Costco CFO Richard, Costco Grocery, online grocery items, Hypermarket, Grocery store, online businesses. Amazon, new delivery options  
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1431 clicks; posted to Business » on 06 Oct 2017 at 2:20 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-10-06 12:28:38 PM  
5 gallons? I aint a frickin' porn star!
 
2017-10-06 12:34:43 PM  
Only 5?  Clearly we need a full 55gal barrel.
 
2017-10-06 01:10:25 PM  
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Not when I can get a handle of Miracle Whip for 99¢
 
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2017-10-06 01:11:13 PM  
Context:

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2017-10-06 02:42:13 PM  
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2017-10-06 02:58:55 PM  
How do I kill/prevent these pop under videos? They are everywhere now and making me crazy.
 
2017-10-06 03:21:53 PM  

majestic: How do I kill/prevent these pop under videos? They are everywhere now and making me crazy.


A pop-up blocker would probably do it. Killing JavaScript would definitely do it.
 
2017-10-06 03:51:18 PM  
Costco diapers are great for the price. And something easy to buy in bulk. Assuming you can find someone to fark you so...I guess just ignore this post.
 
2017-10-06 04:01:38 PM  
you can take Costco FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!
 
2017-10-06 04:18:33 PM  
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2017-10-06 04:41:39 PM  

boozel: you can take Costco FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!


Yep, really my favorite store on the planet. Great selection, great prices, and a phenomenal return policy.
 
2017-10-06 04:45:01 PM  

Mikey1969: boozel: you can take Costco FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!

Yep, really my favorite store on the planet. Great selection, great prices, and a phenomenal return policy.


Seconded. So much so that I drive over an hour to get there and have since 2012 (prior to that I lived a mile from one). Looking forward to this weekends trip in fact.
 
2017-10-06 05:38:06 PM  

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Not when I can get a handle of Miracle Whip for 99¢


I threw up in my mouth a little. Miracle Whip is vile and should be considered a chemical weapon.
 
2017-10-06 05:48:08 PM  
I love Costco.  I've worked for Costco for 17 years.  Awesome  benefits, pay, and respect for all levels.

7 buildings in 3 states.
 
2017-10-06 10:26:49 PM  

Keanus Acting Coach: I love Costco.  I've worked for Costco for 17 years.  Awesome  benefits, pay, and respect for all levels.

7 buildings in 3 states.


this is nice to read. so many workers are horribly underpaid by Wal-Mart. i'm glad someone is doing it right.
 
2017-10-07 10:52:34 AM  
Deliver 5 gallons of mayonnaise.....well, I suppose somebody already made this joke, but I will here
as well......"Give 'em Hellman's, Harry."
 
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