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(Buzzfeed)   34 weird little things "everyone does" when they're alone, like sitting naked on the sofa while eating crisps. (Just a list, not a slideshow.)   ( buzzfeed.com) divider line
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2017-10-06 11:38:18 AM  
I would hazard that the picture in that article is a bit NSFW.

Just saying.
 
2017-10-06 11:40:03 AM  
"Sit naked on the sofa while eating crisps popcorn"

FTFY, Britishmitter
 
2017-10-06 11:43:35 AM  
That list has too much work involved.
 
2017-10-06 11:46:52 AM  
I might, or may have done some of those things, but certainly not all of them
 
2017-10-06 11:48:30 AM  
What the hell?
 
2017-10-06 11:56:29 AM  
Masturbate while watching Frozen.

/Come on! Elsa is hot!
//I'd do Anna too. But I'd be thinking of Elsa.
 
2017-10-06 12:17:42 PM  
I want that 3 minutes of my life back.

And the 4 IQ points I lost because of it.
 
2017-10-06 12:23:49 PM  
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Get a good buzz on, intently watch the pizza go around on the Pizza Pizzazz for a couple of minutes,
then look away and start giggling like an idiot as the room starts spinning.
 
2017-10-06 12:27:10 PM  
When left on my own I will on average spend a 5:1 ratio of time reading about something I want to do Vs. actually doing that thing.
Video games immediately come to mind.
Cleaning as well.
 
2017-10-06 01:08:54 PM  
That was really stupid, even for BuzzFeed.
 
2017-10-06 01:17:03 PM  

Ambivalence: I would hazard that the picture in that article is a bit NSFW.


Why?

 All I see is a smiley face with a goatee, wild ear hair, arms & legs and another head growing out of the top.
 
2017-10-06 01:24:36 PM  
They missed

1. *lights packed bowl*

I guess they don't do that over in England.
 
2017-10-06 01:27:39 PM  
Article is totally wrong.

I don't even have a duvet.
 
2017-10-06 01:29:27 PM  
It's basically a list of results from their last game of madlibs.
 
2017-10-06 01:33:02 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: Ambivalence: I would hazard that the picture in that article is a bit NSFW.

Why?

 All I see is a smiley face with a goatee, wild ear hair, arms & legs and another head growing out of the top.


Speaking of which, "yanking out ear hair" needs to be on this list. Or maybe a similar list of things to do while driving by yourself.

So I'm told, anyway
 
2017-10-06 01:42:31 PM  
Masturbate 34 times?

/And who you calling little?
 
2017-10-06 01:42:45 PM  
22. Open your towel in front of the mirror and shake your naked body to see what wobbles.

That's it. And I don't wait until I'm alone, I do it regularly in front of the wife because everyone needs a good laugh now and then.

Seriously, what a stupid thing to get the green.
 
2017-10-06 01:43:42 PM  
Have sex with a giraffe?!
 
2017-10-06 01:45:11 PM  

FrancoFile: "Sit naked on the sofa while eating crisps popcorn"

FTFY, Britishmitter


Crisps is British for potato chips
 
2017-10-06 01:45:45 PM  
Out of curiosity: Does anyone else ever do the laundry, throw the clothes you have on in the wash and revel in the thought that for once all the clothes are clean?

/Cause a friend does that.
 
2017-10-06 01:46:48 PM  

Cake Hunter: Have sex with a giraffe?!


Remind me to ask you about step ladder purchases.  I'm sure you know a whole lot more about their stability than most people.
 
2017-10-06 01:47:22 PM  
I've only done about four of those things.  Up to you to guess which ones.
 
2017-10-06 01:53:39 PM  

mike_d85: Out of curiosity: Does anyone else ever do the laundry, throw the clothes you have on in the wash and revel in the thought that for once all the clothes are clean?

/Cause a friend does that.


No, but I can say that I've thought of doing it, but it's been so long that I didn't remember until you posted this...
 
2017-10-06 02:07:18 PM  

phaseolus: Speaking of which, "yanking out ear hair" needs to be on this list. Or maybe a similar list of things to do while driving by yourself.

So I'm told, anyway


True story, my grandfather used to carry a toothpick in his shirt pocket, and he would use it to pick his teeth AND his ears.  He claimed he knew which end went where but....ugh...grandpa...
 
2017-10-06 02:09:54 PM  
I might have done stuff on this list if I hadn't learned how to masturbate. There are only so many hours in the day.
 
2017-10-06 02:10:44 PM  
Wow, what a bunch of wierdos.  I guess I'm just normal.  Nothing better than watching tv, reading a book, or sleeping in, cozying up with my catskins.
 
2017-10-06 02:16:15 PM  

SuperChuck: FrancoFile: "Sit naked on the sofa while eating crisps popcorn"

FTFY, Britishmitter

Crisps is British for potato chips


Whatever you call them, they are inferior to popcorn.  Especially for naked eating.
 
2017-10-06 02:16:22 PM  
I would like to see the Japanese version of this list
 
2017-10-06 02:39:29 PM  
Does anyone else find themselves smiling innocuously at the screen when they try a password they're only 75% sure is correct?  I catch myself doing it and it's like I'm trying to get into a club with a fake ID.

/or so I hear
//no, really, I was never cool enough for that stuff
 
2017-10-06 02:54:55 PM  

FrancoFile: SuperChuck: FrancoFile: "Sit naked on the sofa while eating crisps popcorn"

FTFY, Britishmitter

Crisps is British for potato chips

Whatever you call them, they are inferior to popcorn.  Especially for naked eating.


Popcorn tastes better when you're naked? Why am just learning this now?

/what else haven't you told me?
 
2017-10-06 02:59:34 PM  
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2017-10-06 03:01:14 PM  

SuperChuck: FrancoFile: SuperChuck: FrancoFile: "Sit naked on the sofa while eating crisps popcorn"

FTFY, Britishmitter

Crisps is British for potato chips

Whatever you call them, they are inferior to popcorn.  Especially for naked eating.

Popcorn tastes better when you're naked? Why am just learning this now?

/what else haven't you told me?


It's also a lot easier to find the spilled kernels.  Instead of having to dig around in your shirt, you just lift your moobs up.
 
2017-10-06 03:03:26 PM  

Banned on the Run: I want that 3 minutes of my life back.
And the 4 IQ points I lost because of it.


List based articles are almost always garbage.

// I just pop into the Fark thread to see people complaining about said list, further cementing my resolve to not look at any list based article.
 
2017-10-06 03:12:25 PM  
Let me guess, some woman on buzzfeed had a deadline?
 
2017-10-06 03:13:01 PM  
My father (originally from Newcastle), used to love eating potato chip sandwiches.  Two slices of bread, butter on both, with a layer of potato chips between them.
Then again he liked eating sardine sandwiches which to this day I will never attempt.  Tuna is pretty much it for me.
 
2017-10-06 04:38:44 PM  

whidbey: They missed

1. *lights packed bowl*

I guess they don't do that over in England.


Why do you need to be alone to do that?

No one cares about it anymore.
 
2017-10-06 04:46:54 PM  
I dont get the sit around the house naked thing, I never have, i dont leave my bedroom without at least shorts and a tshirt on. I also wont go outside in PJs even to get the mail I put on some semi decent clothes.

When I am given some rare time alone I fap then watch my TV shows or play video games. I tend to talk to myself alot though when no one else is around.
 
2017-10-06 10:44:55 PM  
In my experience, the only people who do these things are the people who say that everybody does these things.

You know. morons ... jackasses, people who do really weird things that make you ask the rhetorical question:

WHO DOES STUFF LIKE THIS?

But don't take it personally. I didn't even read the article. This is Fark. Everybody does it. Nobody reads pas the headlines do they?
 
2017-10-07 08:57:19 AM  

Ambivalence: I would hazard that the picture in that article is a bit NSFW.

Just saying.


And your comment is 21 hours old. I think it's time to call in the Mods!
 
2017-10-07 03:05:20 PM  

Cake Hunter: Have sex with a giraffe?!


None of those videos are illegal in the country they were filmed
 
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