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(Ars Technica)   New emojis coming including "I love you" hand sign. Next up, the Shocker   ( arstechnica.com) divider line
    More: Weird, new emoji, new clothing emoji, New food icons, useful new emoji, new mythical characters, various skin colors, Sign language, iOS devices  
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2017-10-06 11:06:41 AM  
2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com

/oblig
 
2017-10-06 11:12:47 AM  

iron de havilland: [2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 650x627]

/oblig


Came here for The Minivan, leaving in my Dodge Anal Caravan.
 
2017-10-06 11:23:25 AM  
What's wrong with: img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 11:25:35 AM  
Not to make generalizations about the deaf community, but this is farking retarded as hell
 
2017-10-06 11:26:03 AM  
At least when Gil Amelio and John Sculley were driving Apple to its grave, you knew in the back of your mind that Steve Jobs was still out there and could come back to turn the ship around.

But hey, new emojis. That's cool, right?
 
2017-10-06 11:27:40 AM  
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2017-10-06 11:28:02 AM  
Finally an emoji for creepy men with alternative peccadillos.

cdn.arstechnica.net
 
2017-10-06 11:28:29 AM  

willfullyobscure: Not to make generalizations about the deaf community, but this is farking retarded as hell


🤔
👴🗣☁
 
2017-10-06 11:30:29 AM  
CSB, after accidentally opening the emoji keyboard for the 1,234th time, and NEVER opening it once on purpose,  I found you can delete it. In iOS, it's under settings/keyboards.

 Standard keyboard and emoji keyboard you can just swipe left on the emoji keyboard and hit delete.

Now I'm not going to get a screen full of happy faces and vegetables every time I try and hit the space bar or the microphone button.

 Small Victories...
 
2017-10-06 11:32:26 AM  
👧🏻👧🏾
 
2017-10-06 11:33:09 AM  

Tentaclefriendly: CSB, after accidentally opening the emoji keyboard for the 1,234th time, and NEVER opening it once on purpose,  I found you can delete it. In iOS, it's under settings/keyboards.

 Standard keyboard and emoji keyboard you can just swipe left on the emoji keyboard and hit delete.

Now I'm not going to get a screen full of happy faces and vegetables every time I try and hit the space bar or the microphone button.

 Small Victories...


🚨💡⚡⚡⚡
 
2017-10-06 11:34:13 AM  
Just Apple? I thought they were working toward standardization with this nonsense?

Have we reached peak emoji yet or are we heading toward 128-bit words for each character just to make sure each discrete group on this planet is recognized in pictograph form?
 
2017-10-06 11:34:24 AM  

Cheron: Finally an emoji for creepy men with alternative peccadillos.

[cdn.arstechnica.net image 571x571]


You want to show me you Inspector Gadget?
 
2017-10-06 11:35:22 AM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2017-10-06 11:35:28 AM  
In my day we didn't have emojies,   but we manged. 8====D(_*_)
 
2017-10-06 11:36:47 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 11:37:37 AM  

IHadMeAVision: Just Apple? I thought they were working toward standardization with this nonsense?

Have we reached peak emoji yet or are we heading toward 128-bit words for each character just to make sure each discrete group on this planet is recognized in pictograph form?


It's released through Unicode but there are different representations by OS and third parties.
 
2017-10-06 11:38:43 AM  
I think it's more fun to make my own.

dpoisn.comdpoisn.comdpoisn.com

Yeah, yeah, yeah...  No one cares.
dpoisn.com
 
2017-10-06 11:39:32 AM  

Tentaclefriendly: CSB, after accidentally opening the emoji keyboard for the 1,234th time, and NEVER opening it once on purpose,  I found you can delete it. In iOS, it's under settings/keyboards.

 Standard keyboard and emoji keyboard you can just swipe left on the emoji keyboard and hit delete.

Now I'm not going to get a screen full of happy faces and vegetables every time I try and hit the space bar or the microphone button.

 Small Victories...


You. Just. Made. My. Day. It's Settings/General/Keyboards (not sure if it changed on IOS 11) on my phone, for anyone else that wants to vanquish those turds once and for all. Added bonus, it doesn't suggest a stupid picture when I type a word like "car" "home" or "emoji driven rage" (haven't actually tried the last one, and now I'll never know).
 
2017-10-06 11:41:09 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 11:45:01 AM  
Came to this thread for sexy Wichita State cheerleaders, leaving disappointed.
 
2017-10-06 11:46:20 AM  
Opacity:

Glad I could help, pass it on.
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2017-10-06 11:49:05 AM  
A breastfeeding emoji...  hehe my wife is going to get  hyper annoyed hehe
 
2017-10-06 11:49:47 AM  

Opacity: Tentaclefriendly: CSB, after accidentally opening the emoji keyboard for the 1,234th time, and NEVER opening it once on purpose,  I found you can delete it. In iOS, it's under settings/keyboards.

 Standard keyboard and emoji keyboard you can just swipe left on the emoji keyboard and hit delete.

Now I'm not going to get a screen full of happy faces and vegetables every time I try and hit the space bar or the microphone button.

 Small Victories...

You. Just. Made. My. Day. It's Settings/General/Keyboards (not sure if it changed on IOS 11) on my phone, for anyone else that wants to vanquish those turds once and for all. Added bonus, it doesn't suggest a stupid picture when I type a word like "car" "home" or "emoji driven rage" (haven't actually tried the last one, and now I'll never know).


It's in the same spot for me (10.3.2). Emoji's just went bye-bye and I added five others. No more hunting for this character: þ
 
2017-10-06 11:49:59 AM  
So, are we going to start seeing more sign language emojis?  Because I may have some suggestions...

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 11:51:08 AM  
This has me thinking about trumps hand gestures.  Looking forward to see him do the shocker.
 
2017-10-06 11:55:54 AM  

uber humper: IHadMeAVision: Just Apple? I thought they were working toward standardization with this nonsense?

It's released through Unicode but there are different representations by OS and third parties.


Android should make the corresponsing emoji for Apple's ILY sign a middle finger just to fark with people and ruin relationships.
 
2017-10-06 11:56:13 AM  

FrancoFile: Came to this thread for sexy Wichita State cheerleaders, leaving disappointed.


We can't have you leaving disappointed!

www.thesportsbank.net
 
2017-10-06 11:57:35 AM  

IHadMeAVision: uber humper: IHadMeAVision: Just Apple? I thought they were working toward standardization with this nonsense?

It's released through Unicode but there are different representations by OS and third parties.

Android should make the corresponsing emoji for Apple's ILY sign a middle finger just to fark with people and ruin relationships.


Lol. A creative coder could cause all sorts of havoc writing a virus that replaces emojis.
 
2017-10-06 11:58:47 AM  

Tentaclefriendly: CSB, after accidentally opening the emoji keyboard for the 1,234th time, and NEVER opening it once on purpose,  I found you can delete it. In iOS, it's under settings/keyboards.

 Standard keyboard and emoji keyboard you can just swipe left on the emoji keyboard and hit delete.

Now I'm not going to get a screen full of happy faces and vegetables every time I try and hit the space bar or the microphone button.

 Small Victories...


How about giving me the ability to just delete the ones I don't want?

I'll keep the smiley face, thumbs up, a couple more that I've actually used.

Let me delectable the random symbols, vehicles, airplanes, food, animals, buildings, etc. so I don't have to scroll through all that crap every time.

Why is this such a hard concept?
 
2017-10-06 12:08:07 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: This has me thinking about trumps hand gestures.  Looking forward to see him do the shocker.


So is Melania
 
2017-10-06 12:08:12 PM  
OK, I'll do it since no one else has...

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 12:19:07 PM  
I hate the bullshiat apple-centric view of standards.

"Apple reveals new emojis" - No, Unicode releases emojis, Apple skins them.
 
2017-10-06 12:46:50 PM  
i.amz.mshcdn.com
 
2017-10-06 12:47:18 PM  
img.fark.net

We already have The Spocker.
 
2017-10-06 12:52:56 PM  
🌭🌯
 
2017-10-06 01:00:37 PM  

probesport: [i.amz.mshcdn.com image 850x446]


GODDAMN IT!!!!

/you got me.
 
2017-10-06 01:03:19 PM  
Celebrating over twenty years of smiley hate!

The Semi-Official Non-Binding AFU Smiley Poll
 
2017-10-06 01:14:57 PM  
I keep submitting it and they keep turning me down.

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 01:23:36 PM  

Priapetic: FrancoFile: Came to this thread for sexy Wichita State cheerleaders, leaving disappointed.

We can't have you leaving disappointed!

[www.thesportsbank.net image 510x453]


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2017-10-06 01:45:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-10-06 01:46:38 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 01:47:41 PM  
School Bus.

1 in the front, 19 in the back.
 
2017-10-06 02:17:47 PM  
I guess I get the idea of "The Minivan" being two in the front and five in the back, but wouldn't it be easier to go the other way if you are the owner of one?
 
2017-10-06 02:18:41 PM  

Priapetic: FrancoFile: Came to this thread for sexy Wichita State cheerleaders, leaving disappointed.

We can't have you leaving disappointed!

[www.thesportsbank.net image 510x453]


Username checks out.

Thank you for that.  I needed a larf today.
 
2017-10-06 02:28:47 PM  

cybrwzrd: I guess I get the idea of "The Minivan" being two in the front and five in the back, but wouldn't it be easier to go the other way if you are the owner of one?


As the co-owner of one, I can testify that five in the back is easier.  Never managed five in the front.

Just sayin.
 
2017-10-06 02:41:27 PM  

bughunter: cybrwzrd: I guess I get the idea of "The Minivan" being two in the front and five in the back, but wouldn't it be easier to go the other way if you are the owner of one?

As the co-owner of one, I can testify that five in the back is easier.  Never managed five in the front.

Just sayin.


Yes, but the owners of minivans usually have a litter of children....That usually helps with elasticity.
 
2017-10-06 02:55:20 PM  
I see they're releasing that long-awaited twink emoji

images.complex.com
 
2017-10-06 02:56:14 PM  
I'd love to be able to shiatcan the stupid emoji keyboard on my lg v20. I get it by mistake many times a day and have never once used or requested it...
 
2017-10-06 03:02:06 PM  

ChipNASA: probesport: [i.amz.mshcdn.com image 850x446]

GODDAMN IT!!!!

/you got me.


no takebacks.
 
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