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(Boing Boing)   Ever have a hankerin' for a taste of Nicolas Cage? Well good news if you live in Japan   ( boingboing.net) divider line
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1192 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Oct 2017 at 2:20 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-10-06 11:43:05 AM  
Not with YOUR mouth, pal.
 
2017-10-06 12:31:41 PM  
Nope.
 
2017-10-06 01:07:01 PM  
Know what else you can taste?
 
2017-10-06 01:27:53 PM  
Honey!?! It tastes like the Andy Garcia has gone off...

That's because it's Nick Cage

Oh, then it's okay. Nevermind
 
2017-10-06 02:32:56 PM  
You may have gone too far this time, japan. Maybe you should just go back to the safe, old schoolgirls and big tentacle monsters, k? No need to go so overboard.
 
2017-10-06 02:38:45 PM  
Put the stick in your mouth Fark. Savor the flavor of your Cage stick. Really taste the stick of Nicolas Cage.
 
2017-10-06 02:44:44 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Know what else you can taste?


Your blog?

/thatsthejoke.jpg?
 
2017-10-06 02:49:14 PM  
They should put his name on actual corn--that way it won't be surprising when it ends up in a lot of crap.
 
2017-10-06 03:14:32 PM  
I've actually had one before. It tastes kind of like WAHHHHHH! EEGGGYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!! STOP LYINGG, I KNOW IT WAS YEEEUUUU! GAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 
2017-10-06 03:19:51 PM  
Come home to the impossible flavor of your own acting suckitude.  Come home to Simple Nick's.
 
2017-10-06 03:22:50 PM  
What's that bit from American Dad? "A Taste of Steve. Steve in Your Mouth. A Taste of Steve in Your Mouth."
 
2017-10-06 04:03:42 PM  
Well, sure, like most people, I occasionally dream of licking his forehead, you know, just to see what it tastes like, but there's nothing weird or abnormal about that, or about anything I do with my collection of Nic Cage dolls and figurines.
 
2017-10-06 04:12:31 PM  
Does it oversnack?
 
2017-10-06 05:49:24 PM  
If it isn't made of bees, I don't want it.
 
2017-10-07 10:24:57 AM  
Now available in Hidden Valley Girl Ranch!
 
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