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(Uproxx)   Think Trump throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans was bad? He almost threw cans of chicken until told not to   ( uproxx.com) divider line
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2017-10-06 11:25:47 AM  
70 votes:
He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.
2017-10-06 11:56:39 AM  
49 votes:
I think we should start throwing bricks at him...ya know, donating supplies to help build his wall.
2017-10-06 11:36:44 AM  
39 votes:
img.fark.net
Every.  Farking.  Day.
Of course the article ended on this gem
img.fark.net
The 'oh this is bullshiat' look he gives before tossing it over his shoulder is pretty farking infuriating if you were to see this and oh, I don't know, be dying of dehydration because you don't have access to clean water.
But hey, you might get clocked in the head with a soup can for your troubles, TRUMP LOVES AMARAKA HASHYTHING MAGA!
2017-10-06 12:27:45 PM  
28 votes:
Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.
2017-10-06 12:04:48 PM  
28 votes:

pikov.yndropov: Funny how using 'At' vs 'To' creates a totally different vibe in the "headline".

/perception


No, it doesn't change anything. Throwing paper towels around at an aid center full of hurricane victims like it's a party is callous no matter what preposition you choose.

Competent adults capable of empathy don't do that. Period.
2017-10-06 12:01:40 PM  
27 votes:

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 193x135]
Every.  Farking.  Day.
Of course the article ended on this gem
[img.fark.net image 320x180]
The 'oh this is bullshiat' look he gives before tossing it over his shoulder is pretty farking infuriating if you were to see this and oh, I don't know, be dying of dehydration because you don't have access to clean water.
But hey, you might get clocked in the head with a soup can for your troubles, TRUMP LOVES AMARAKA HASHYTHING MAGA!


Everyone leaves the part of the water purification story out where he implies that the person he's talking to is just trying to sell him on their product like it's farking Shark Tank.

"Is this your company or something?" Trump asked the woman, seeming suspicious of the aggressive pitch.
"No," she said, "I'm part of the church."
2017-10-06 11:53:45 AM  
24 votes:
img.fark.net
2017-10-06 11:43:05 AM  
21 votes:

Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.


He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.
2017-10-06 11:26:18 AM  
19 votes:
"Have Fun!!!"


He's not a g0dd@mn human being.
2017-10-06 11:56:23 AM  
18 votes:

harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.


He's a narcissistic sociopath, but I'm cool with the clinically insane diagnosis.  I really think there should be a psyche eval requirement when someone runs for president.  At the very least, he is mentally unfit.
2017-10-06 12:19:30 PM  
12 votes:

ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...


If you drew the short straw for making excuses for Trump today, you may want to save your energy. Given the whole todo with Tillerson you might have a lot of work this evening, and the damage is already done from his completely tone deaf PR visit.

Best to just pretend this doesn't exist and save up for potential fallout this evening.
2017-10-06 12:02:55 PM  
12 votes:

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 193x135]
Every.  Farking.  Day.
Of course the article ended on this gem
[img.fark.net image 320x180]
The 'oh this is bullshiat' look he gives before tossing it over his shoulder is pretty farking infuriating if you were to see this and oh, I don't know, be dying of dehydration because you don't have access to clean water.
But hey, you might get clocked in the head with a soup can for your troubles, TRUMP LOVES AMARAKA HASHYTHING MAGA!


"I don't understand how this works...therefore it must be bullshiat.  Believe me, no one knows bullshiat better than me."
2017-10-06 01:40:42 PM  
10 votes:
I'm very glad that nobody in this thread has faced food insecurity so bad that you're farking THANKFUL for canned chicken.

Support your local food bank.  If you think the chicken is gross, drop off a can of tuna or a jar of peanut butter.  :)
2017-10-06 12:59:51 PM  
9 votes:

wichitaleaf: Percise1: Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.

Brief... accurate... undeniable...
I like it!

I've known a meth addicted tow truck driver that had more class and propriety than Trump has.
Trump is farking unbelievable, and the fact that people did, much less still, support him is appalling. The fact that government officials support him is verging on treason as far as I'm concerned.

I just watch in disbelief as this mockery of leadership continues...
I'll be fine, I'll ride out the storm. I'll outlast Trump and be ok, but countless farkwits won't be. If this ship doesn't right itself afterwards, maybe I'll have to cut and run. The morans who cheer him on won't have that option though. It is incredible to watch...

He is doing a fine job, stop watching MSNBC and CNN.
Enjoy the next 7 years!


Sorry to burst your bubble, Fox Entertainment watcher. The person you voted for is an idiot, and that is probably because you are a moron. Your perception and opinion is worth a month of my toenail clippings, and I've already thrown them out.

TL;DR
Shut up Troll, get back in your hole!
2017-10-06 12:37:51 PM  
9 votes:

wichitaleaf: rummonkey: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He is widely known as a rich buffoon in NY social circles, part of the reason he prefers to go to events he hosts. I remember reading about the rich kid social groups in NY and Ivanka was always a bit of a pity case because of his idiocy.

You forgot one word when describing "NY social circles".
Liberal.
Of course they are not going to say anything good about an outsider like Trump.


Trump held as many Liberal and Libertarian view as anybody else back in the 90s. It was more about Trump being tacky and boorish.
2017-10-06 12:12:20 PM  
9 votes:

idrow: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He's a narcissistic sociopath, but I'm cool with the clinically insane diagnosis.  I really think there should be a psyche eval requirement when someone runs for president.  At the very least, he is mentally unfit.


The problem with "insane" is that its a meaningless term from a clinical standpoint.  It's only relevance is as an affirmative defense to criminal liability.  I'm cool with malignant narcissist or sociopath, but I think the term "insane" should be avoided lest it become his defense to charges of treason.
2017-10-06 11:57:46 AM  
9 votes:

harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.


He is widely known as a rich buffoon in NY social circles, part of the reason he prefers to go to events he hosts. I remember reading about the rich kid social groups in NY and Ivanka was always a bit of a pity case because of his idiocy.
2017-10-06 11:29:54 AM  
8 votes:
They should just let him do one crazy, indefensible thing like this once.  Better this than nuking something.
2017-10-06 02:19:41 PM  
7 votes:
Our president is a child and all of the people who voted for him are stupid.
2017-10-06 02:04:09 PM  
7 votes:

ArthurVandelay: IHadMeAVision: skyotter: I'm very glad that nobody in this thread has faced food insecurity so bad that you're farking THANKFUL for canned chicken.

When I think of "canned chicken," I think pre-cooked breast, and I don't see what's gross unless someone just doesn't like canned food in general (or how to use it right -- we just had a Spam thread that covered the same kind of thing).

It's the "glop" that's in the can with the chicken.

At least that's what my first world problem with it was.  Then I became a poor, and glop is extra filler for your stomach!

Dry Ramen FTW (That shiat expands real nice, tricking you into fullness)

I live happily knowing that anyone who balks at food, has never been hungry.


Yeah ArthurVandelay, I'm with you on that. Back in the 80s when I was but a young goatling and Mama and Pops Goat were newly immigrated to this country we were poor as I dunno what. We lived In Queens and a luxurious dinner was this delicious gravy mom made out of chicken livers, served with rice. Hunger is the BEST chef.
2017-10-06 01:58:45 PM  
7 votes:

IHadMeAVision: skyotter: I'm very glad that nobody in this thread has faced food insecurity so bad that you're farking THANKFUL for canned chicken.

When I think of "canned chicken," I think pre-cooked breast, and I don't see what's gross unless someone just doesn't like canned food in general (or how to use it right -- we just had a Spam thread that covered the same kind of thing).


It's the "glop" that's in the can with the chicken.

At least that's what my first world problem with it was.  Then I became a poor, and glop is extra filler for your stomach!

Dry Ramen FTW (That shiat expands real nice, tricking you into fullness)

I live happily knowing that anyone who balks at food, has never been hungry.
2017-10-06 12:50:26 PM  
7 votes:

Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.


At this point I am willing to give people who voted for him a little leeway, anyone who somehow STILL supports him?  You are scum of the earth piles of shiat, the embodiment of everything wrong with this country.
A bunch of sane people voted for Trump because Republican and Taxes and they are having massive regrets, can't take a shiat on people who learned from their mistakes.
2017-10-06 12:49:07 PM  
7 votes:

Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.


Brief... accurate... undeniable...
I like it!

I've known a meth addicted tow truck driver that had more class and propriety than Trump has.
Trump is farking unbelievable, and the fact that people did, much less still, support him is appalling. The fact that government officials support him is verging on treason as far as I'm concerned.

I just watch in disbelief as this mockery of leadership continues...
I'll be fine, I'll ride out the storm. I'll outlast Trump and be ok, but countless farkwits won't be. If this ship doesn't right itself afterwards, maybe I'll have to cut and run. The morans who cheer him on won't have that option though. It is incredible to watch...
2017-10-06 12:33:47 PM  
7 votes:

wichitaleaf: rummonkey: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He is widely known as a rich buffoon in NY social circles, part of the reason he prefers to go to events he hosts. I remember reading about the rich kid social groups in NY and Ivanka was always a bit of a pity case because of his idiocy.

You forgot one word when describing "NY social circles".
Liberal.

Of course they are not going to say anything good about an outsider like Trump.


How are you arriving at that conclusion?
2017-10-06 12:46:01 PM  
6 votes:

gar1013: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

People on Fark would rather be outraged than contemplate the fact that the folks in Puerto Rico might have appreciated the visit and a bit of levity.


He's a dick. Do you know what that is? Do you know how that feels? Do you like it when you meet one? Is that what you want from your commander in chief? Is that the representation you want for your country? All questions for your consideration while playing the devils advocate.
2017-10-06 12:15:07 PM  
6 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I'd have to see the video, I guess.

The crowd seemed to be getting into a good mood with the paper towels, so if he jokingly picked up a heavy can of chicken and pretended like he'd throw it, the crowd could have just as jovially rejected it.

Or maybe he was really going to lob a can of chicken.

Who knows.


...the people that were there, reporting on it, maybe?
2017-10-06 12:14:39 PM  
6 votes:

Mikey1969: Everyone leaves the part of the water purification story out where he implies that the person he's talking to is just trying to sell him on their product like it's farking Shark Tank.


A real cockslapper, that one.  A grifter looking for the grifting angle, finds none, immediately loses interest.

guestguy: "I don't understand how this works...therefore it must be bullshiat.  Believe me, no one knows bullshiat better than me."


I would have to include the derision that his germaphobe brain displays as the pleb admits that she would consume the taint water as classy.
2017-10-06 12:04:09 PM  
6 votes:

abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 415x387]


They're selling this on tee-shirts to raise money for PR


Where? Put me down for a couple.
2017-10-06 07:55:41 PM  
5 votes:

Unixfreak: Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.

Yet he outsmarted Hillary and the left, so what does that say?


He beat 14+ Republican candidates, particularly the ones designated by Republican leadership to win handily. What does that say?
It doesn't change the fact that those who voted for him are shockingly stupid.
And he didn't "outsmart" anyone. He said a bunch of stupid shiat and stupid people went with it.
2017-10-06 07:03:23 PM  
5 votes:
I'll try this one more time for the slow children...

This was not a ribbon-cutting for a paper towel factory, where it would have been completely appropriate and fun to toss some paper towels around. This was tasteless and inappropriate at a photo op where you are supposed to be distributing relief supplies. It wasn't even an error in judgment, it's Trump showing the country once again that he is a sociopath with a complete lack of empathy for anyone not named Donald Trump.

And as far as the crowd being amused by President Tone-Deaf's antics, they were a friendly audience. If you think the crowd at that church wasn't hand picked you've never been to a political photo-op before. You know how you can tell? Because the average Puerto Rican would have walked up to that pendejo and kicked him square in the huevos.
2017-10-06 12:32:39 PM  
5 votes:

idrow: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He's a narcissistic sociopath, but I'm cool with the clinically insane diagnosis.  I really think there should be a psyche eval requirement when someone runs for president.  At the very least, he is mentally unfit.


Supposedly, that is called the 25th Amendment, but the majority of the cabinet and the VP have to agree.  Given that science and medicine are anathema to the GOP, this is not happening.
2017-10-06 12:26:08 PM  
5 votes:

ArthurVandelay: skozlaw: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

If you drew the short straw for making excuses for Trump today, you may want to save your energy. Given the whole todo with Tillerson you might have a lot of work this evening, and the damage is already done from his completely tone deaf PR visit.

Best to just pretend this doesn't exist and save up for potential fallout this evening.

Dude is a dick, why make up shiat?

I love the mind reading too, making shiat up only fuels the Dicks belief that folks lie about him.


Are you honestly trying to say that there's not even a CHANCE that Trump isn't enough of a dumbfark to pick up a can of chicken and try to lob it out into a crowd?
2017-10-06 12:03:54 PM  
5 votes:

FormlessOne: Holy shiat, that would've been hilarious to see, though.

"LOOK, I'M HELPIN'!" *toss*
...
*thud*
...
*panicked cries for paramedics*
...
"...damned Mexican ingrates. Fark 'em, I'm out."


img.fark.net
2017-10-06 11:58:46 AM  
5 votes:
Christ, what an asshole
2017-10-06 06:27:29 PM  
4 votes:
The message: there is no problem. Just a little damp spot you can wipe up with a paper towel.

The reality: as anybody who has had their house or workplace under water knows, you may have to rebuild from scratch because of water damage to everything from foundations to the roof. Roads, bridges, buildings, hospitals are all out or working at only a fraction of their full capacity.

Trump solution: Throw a few rolls of paper towel at people. Photo op.

ONLY ONE HOSPITAL OUT OF 68 IS FULLY FUNCTIONAL. THROW THOSE PEOPLE SOME ROLLS OF PAPER TOWELS. IF THEY FAIL TO REBUILD FROM FOURTH WORLD CONDITIONS, THEY ARE PATHETIC, LAZY, DUMB.
2017-10-06 04:22:35 PM  
4 votes:

Unixfreak: Think Trump throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans was bad?

No, I don't. I think awarding contracts to rebuild after a natural disaster to companies who donate to your personal foundation is bad. Not illegal, but certainly more of a concern than throwing a roll of paper towels. I can only imagine the millions she'd be making right now if she won.


You wouldn't have to imagine, you could see on her return.

Trump'syou have to imagine.
2017-10-06 01:10:48 PM  
4 votes:

gar1013: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

People on Fark would rather be outraged than contemplate the fact that the folks in Puerto Rico might have appreciated the visit and a bit of levity.


I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that you do not know anyone currently in Puerto Rico.
2017-10-06 11:57:42 AM  
4 votes:

Etchy333: They should just let him do one crazy, indefensible thing like this once.  Better this than nuking something.


I keep seeing Will Farrell, punching the baby...

Will Ferrell punches baby - The Campaign
Youtube V3GLrKfY9f8
2017-10-07 01:01:35 AM  
3 votes:

lewismarktwo: Remember when a few righties gave Barry shiat for wearing a beige suit?  That's basically every day now, but reversed.


You mean both sides are bad? GASP! No one has ever mentioned that before. Now I see the light! Guess I'll have to take back everything I've said about Trump now.
2017-10-07 12:59:24 AM  
3 votes:

lewismarktwo: Remember when a few righties gave Barry shiat for wearing a beige suit?  That's basically every day now, but reversed.


There is a world of difference between wearing a beige suit and with being a crass, uncaring moron who is out of touch with the people he is supposed to be representing.
2017-10-06 07:51:50 PM  
3 votes:
I'm starting to think we shouldn't have elected this guy.
2017-10-06 01:47:16 PM  
3 votes:

Herbie555: Now I understand why I thought of Waterworld when I saw that clip.  He's basically Deacon tossing a few cans of food to the hungry masses in a world beset by flooding:
[cdn-static.denofgeek.com image 620x368]


Or
img.fark.net
'Do not become addicted to water!'
2017-10-06 12:51:53 PM  
3 votes:

Markoff_Cheney: Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.

At this point I am willing to give people who voted for him a little leeway, anyone who somehow STILL supports him?  You are scum of the earth piles of shiat, the embodiment of everything wrong with this country.
A bunch of sane people voted for Trump because Republican and Taxes and they are having massive regrets, can't take a shiat on people who learned from their mistakes.


I say let's get the identities of all the electors responsible and take them to task on this.
You'd think people in those positions should know better.
2017-10-06 12:47:14 PM  
3 votes:
He can't be that stupid... no wait yes he can.
2017-10-06 12:35:50 PM  
3 votes:

ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...


People on Fark would rather be outraged than contemplate the fact that the folks in Puerto Rico might have appreciated the visit and a bit of levity.
2017-10-06 12:31:15 PM  
3 votes:

Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.


QFT
2017-10-06 12:25:05 PM  
3 votes:

idrow: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He's a narcissistic sociopath, but I'm cool with the clinically insane diagnosis.  I really think there should be a psyche eval requirement when someone runs for president.  At the very least, he is mentally unfit.


You need a psych eval to get a clearance. But I guess you also need financial disclosure so whatever nothing means anything anymore.
2017-10-06 12:20:47 PM  
3 votes:
Realizing that Puerto Rico's elderly are the ones most suffering . . . Boy, that's a stretch.

A guy who doesn't know why flashlights are needed, and had never understood why no clean drinking water for 3,500,000 people would be a life-or-death problem -- a guy like that would want to go outside a toss a frisbie around on the beach with the energetic, well fed young people who are waiting for the Maserati dealership to re-open.
2017-10-06 12:06:46 PM  
3 votes:

All Latest: No watermelons?

[img.fark.net image 375x245]


I remember seeing this in when it happened on Amazing Race.  I don't know how she wasn't seriously injured.
2017-10-06 11:44:37 AM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2017-10-06 08:47:09 PM  
2 votes:

skyotter: Begoggle: Unixfreak: Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.

Yet he outsmarted Hillary and the left, so what does that say?

He beat 14+ Republican candidates, particularly the ones designated by Republican leadership to win handily. What does that say?
It doesn't change the fact that those who voted for him are shockingly stupid.
And he didn't "outsmart" anyone. He said a bunch of stupid shiat and stupid people went with it.

"He out-stupided Hillary and the left, so what does that say?"


People are morons.
2017-10-06 07:00:06 PM  
2 votes:
I have yet to hear of a single one of this man's exploits without the first thing coming to my mind being "what a complete farking dumbshiat".
2017-10-06 02:50:17 PM  
2 votes:

IHadMeAVision: skyotter: I'm very glad that nobody in this thread has faced food insecurity so bad that you're farking THANKFUL for canned chicken.

When I think of "canned chicken," I think pre-cooked breast, and I don't see what's gross unless someone just doesn't like canned food in general (or how to use it right -- we just had a Spam thread that covered the same kind of thing).


That stuff's expensive, and food banks rarely get it.
img.fark.net

Food banks generally get this:
img.fark.net

Don't get me wrong -- they'd LOVE to get canned chicken breast, if you want to donate some.  :)
2017-10-06 01:25:06 PM  
2 votes:

AugieDoggyDaddy: probesport: AugieDoggyDaddy: wichitaleaf: rummonkey: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He is widely known as a rich buffoon in NY social circles, part of the reason he prefers to go to events he hosts. I remember reading about the rich kid social groups in NY and Ivanka was always a bit of a pity case because of his idiocy.

You forgot one word when describing "NY social circles".
Liberal.
Of course they are not going to say anything good about an outsider like Trump.

How are you arriving at that conclusion?

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I don't know who that is.


Office Space. It should be required viewing for business majors.

img.fark.net
2017-10-06 12:37:47 PM  
2 votes:

dinch: ArthurVandelay: skozlaw: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

If you drew the short straw for making excuses for Trump today, you may want to save your energy. Given the whole todo with Tillerson you might have a lot of work this evening, and the damage is already done from his completely tone deaf PR visit.

Best to just pretend this doesn't exist and save up for potential fallout this evening.

Dude is a dick, why make up shiat?

I love the mind reading too, making shiat up only fuels the Dicks belief that folks lie about him.

Are you honestly trying to say that there's not even a CHANCE that Trump isn't enough of a dumbfark to pick up a can of chicken and try to lob it out into a crowd?


Supposition does not equal fact.

Do I think he's an idiot, fark yeah.

Do I think he could do something so stupid? (He's done greater already)

Still doesn't change the fact that this story is not how it's being represented, and that adds fuel to Trumps' "They lie about me" fire.

"Just the facts."
2017-10-06 12:26:43 PM  
2 votes:

rummonkey: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He is widely known as a rich buffoon in NY social circles, part of the reason he prefers to go to events he hosts. I remember reading about the rich kid social groups in NY and Ivanka was always a bit of a pity case because of his idiocy.


I remember watching the documentary The 1%. Ivanka definitely came off as slightly embarrassed and apologetic over what an idiot asshole of a father she has.
2017-10-06 12:20:34 PM  
2 votes:

Mr.Poops: Say what you will about Trump, he's certainly made Fark VERY interesting in the past year.


I'm kind of undecided.
2017-10-06 12:19:17 PM  
2 votes:
Say what you will about Trump, he's certainly made Fark VERY interesting in the past year.
2017-10-06 12:15:30 PM  
2 votes:
He should have thrown batteries, then he could have claimed that he gave them power.
2017-10-06 12:12:43 PM  
2 votes:

Ivo Shandor: Benevolent Misanthrope: [img.fark.net image 320x206]

[img.fark.net image 270x216]


Not even anywhere near local noon and that's enough Internet for me today.

(stumbles away to puke)
2017-10-06 12:08:40 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...
2017-10-06 12:07:37 PM  
2 votes:
I'd have to see the video, I guess.

The crowd seemed to be getting into a good mood with the paper towels, so if he jokingly picked up a heavy can of chicken and pretended like he'd throw it, the crowd could have just as jovially rejected it.

Or maybe he was really going to lob a can of chicken.

Who knows.
2017-10-06 12:07:16 PM  
2 votes:

rummonkey: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He is widely known as a rich buffoon in NY social circles, part of the reason he prefers to go to events he hosts. I remember reading about the rich kid social groups in NY and Ivanka was always a bit of a pity case because of his idiocy.


You forgot one word when describing "NY social circles".
Liberal.
Of course they are not going to say anything good about an outsider like Trump.
2017-10-06 12:05:24 PM  
2 votes:

All Latest: No watermelons?


He was in Puerto Rico, not Oakland.
They have Mexicans there, not The Blacks.
2017-10-06 12:00:43 PM  
2 votes:
Funny how using 'At' vs 'To' creates a totally different vibe in the "headline".

/perception
2017-10-06 12:00:41 PM  
2 votes:
Puerto Ricans complain about the slowness of aid getting to the people then they stop President Trump from delivering aid. Probably wanted those cans for background photo ops for that cry baby mayor.
2017-10-06 11:52:25 AM  
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: [img.fark.net image 320x206]


That's what I picture "Pouring One Out for Bannon" looks like.
2017-10-06 11:20:19 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2017-10-07 12:43:04 PM  
1 vote:
Just when you think he cannot get any worse, Trump hands you his beer, again:


Trump Plays with Accent at Hispanic Celebration
Youtube zXytOgH9PXU
2017-10-06 08:00:37 PM  
1 vote:

Begoggle: Unixfreak: Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.

Yet he outsmarted Hillary and the left, so what does that say?

He beat 14+ Republican candidates, particularly the ones designated by Republican leadership to win handily. What does that say?
It doesn't change the fact that those who voted for him are shockingly stupid.
And he didn't "outsmart" anyone. He said a bunch of stupid shiat and stupid people went with it.


"He out-stupided Hillary and the left, so what does that say?"
2017-10-06 07:05:13 PM  
1 vote:

Ivo Shandor: Benevolent Misanthrope: [img.fark.net image 320x206]

[img.fark.net image 270x216]


I cannot stop watching or giggling at this.
2017-10-06 07:04:32 PM  
1 vote:

Markoff_Cheney: AdrienVeidt: FARK EVERY LAST SINGLE REPUBLICAN ON EARTH INTO THE DEEPEST PIT IN HELL.


Even Abraham Lincoln?  Why do you hate the man who freed the slaves?
2017-10-06 05:16:19 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: goat012006: ArthurVandelay: IHadMeAVision: skyotter: I'm very glad that nobody in this thread has faced food insecurity so bad that you're farking THANKFUL for canned chicken.

When I think of "canned chicken," I think pre-cooked breast, and I don't see what's gross unless someone just doesn't like canned food in general (or how to use it right -- we just had a Spam thread that covered the same kind of thing).

It's the "glop" that's in the can with the chicken.

At least that's what my first world problem with it was.  Then I became a poor, and glop is extra filler for your stomach!

Dry Ramen FTW (That shiat expands real nice, tricking you into fullness)

I live happily knowing that anyone who balks at food, has never been hungry.

Yeah ArthurVandelay, I'm with you on that. Back in the 80s when I was but a young goatling and Mama and Pops Goat were newly immigrated to this country we were poor as I dunno what. We lived In Queens and a luxurious dinner was this delicious gravy mom made out of chicken livers, served with rice. Hunger is the BEST chef.

There is apparently a thing called "whole chicken in a can" which is in fact a whole chicken in a can, which is as revolting as it sounds.


Actually, having not eaten in two days that sounds kinda tasty...

/I'll find a job soon
//real soon
2017-10-06 04:50:32 PM  
1 vote:

thisisyourbrainonFark: abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 415x387]


They're selling this on tee-shirts to raise money for PR

Link?


I added it further up thread but...
https://teespring.com/paper-toilet-dotard#pid=369&cid=6512&sid=front
2017-10-06 04:46:12 PM  
1 vote:

Mad_Season: Weatherkiss: Mr.Poops: Say what you will about Trump, he's certainly made Fark VERY interesting in the past year.

I'm kind of undecided.

[oldworldgardenfarms.files.wordpress.com image 850x753]


i.imgur.com
2017-10-06 04:21:39 PM  
1 vote:

Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.


Yet he outsmarted Hillary and the left, so what does that say?
2017-10-06 04:03:58 PM  
1 vote:

AdrienVeidt: FARK EVERY LAST SINGLE REPUBLICAN ON EARTH INTO THE DEEPEST PIT IN HELL.


img.fark.net
As an agnostic I feel I must do the Christian thing and forgive to a point.
2017-10-06 03:52:06 PM  
1 vote:

Markoff_Cheney: Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.

At this point I am willing to give people who voted for him a little leeway, anyone who somehow STILL supports him?  You are scum of the earth piles of shiat, the embodiment of everything wrong with this country.
A bunch of sane people voted for Trump because Republican and Taxes and they are having massive regrets, can't take a shiat on people who learned from their mistakes.


BULL FARKING SHIAT.  The GOP have been scum since WWI and flat-out traitors since Eisenhower; and have only been getting worse since.  The absolute *LAST* chance a Republican voter deserved a pass was voting for Dubya in 2000 because the GOP had the veneer of not being obvious scumbags to the merest cursory glance.  But if you've voted for any Republican in any jurisdiction for any position since the Iraq Invasion; you are 100% absolute traitor scum that hates everything good America tried to uphold as a good ideal to Humanity.

FARK EVERY LAST SINGLE REPUBLICAN ON EARTH INTO THE DEEPEST PIT IN HELL.
2017-10-06 03:34:39 PM  
1 vote:

Mikey1969: Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 193x135]
Every.  Farking.  Day.
Of course the article ended on this gem
[img.fark.net image 320x180]
The 'oh this is bullshiat' look he gives before tossing it over his shoulder is pretty farking infuriating if you were to see this and oh, I don't know, be dying of dehydration because you don't have access to clean water.
But hey, you might get clocked in the head with a soup can for your troubles, TRUMP LOVES AMARAKA HASHYTHING MAGA!

Everyone leaves the part of the water purification story out where he implies that the person he's talking to is just trying to sell him on their product like it's farking Shark Tank.

"Is this your company or something?" Trump asked the woman, seeming suspicious of the aggressive pitch.
"No," she said, "I'm part of the church."


 I would love I would love to read an interview with that lady about her thoughts on the presidents competency.
2017-10-06 03:19:37 PM  
1 vote:
WTF is going on in here?

Do the old contracts expire at the end of September, or is the new class of Drewgs just getting added to the roster?

Smells like new school clothes in this thread.

img.fark.net
2017-10-06 03:13:00 PM  
1 vote:
When I originally had seen a clip of him throwing stuff to the small crowd of people looking for supplies I thought, "Okay, that's dumb that he's throwing paper towels to people... Wait... that's a can. Don't throw that... oh okay... he seemed to have thought better of that."

Turns out, no... he didn't think better of that. He had to be TOLD not to throw canned goods at the crowd.
2017-10-06 02:56:10 PM  
1 vote:

Xanlexian: [i.imgur.com image 460x254]


God I knew the canned chicken thing was familiar.

No new episodes until next year though, feh.
2017-10-06 02:53:04 PM  
1 vote:

Missicat: gar1013: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

People on Fark would rather be outraged than contemplate the fact that the folks in Puerto Rico might have appreciated the visit and a bit of levity.

I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that you do not know anyone currently in Puerto Rico.


I do actually.

The article said that people were laughing. You fail at reading comprehension.
2017-10-06 02:50:59 PM  
1 vote:

chris chrisson: gar1013: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

People on Fark would rather be outraged than contemplate the fact that the folks in Puerto Rico might have appreciated the visit and a bit of levity.

He's a dick. Do you know what that is? Do you know how that feels? Do you like it when you meet one? Is that what you want from your commander in chief? Is that the representation you want for your country? All questions for your consideration while playing the devils advocate.


You sound triggered.

Press Alt+F4 to be taken to your safe space.
2017-10-06 02:49:49 PM  
1 vote:

rummonkey: wichitaleaf: rummonkey: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He is widely known as a rich buffoon in NY social circles, part of the reason he prefers to go to events he hosts. I remember reading about the rich kid social groups in NY and Ivanka was always a bit of a pity case because of his idiocy.

You forgot one word when describing "NY social circles".
Liberal.
Of course they are not going to say anything good about an outsider like Trump.

Trump held as many Liberal and Libertarian view as anybody else back in the 90s. It was more about Trump being tacky and boorish.


People in NYC generally consider everyone else in this country to be tacky and boorish.

The feeling is usually mutual.
2017-10-06 02:47:06 PM  
1 vote:

Frankly Speaking: Our president is a child and all of the people who voted for him are stupid.


These are undeniable, absolute facts that have a verifiable source. Everyone take heed.
2017-10-06 01:40:34 PM  
1 vote:
Now I understand why I thought of Waterworld when I saw that clip.  He's basically Deacon tossing a few cans of food to the hungry masses in a world beset by flooding:
cdn-static.denofgeek.com
2017-10-06 01:33:38 PM  
1 vote:
. What's more, it seems Trump had never seen canned chicken before, and their very existence amazed him. "Whoa! I've never seen that before," he said while holding one of the cans up. "That looks kind of good. Let's start handing it out. Do you feel like this?


Holy. Farking. Shiat.
2017-10-06 01:26:13 PM  
1 vote:
The man's dumbf*ckery knows no bounds.
2017-10-06 12:57:56 PM  
1 vote:
uproxx.files.wordpress.com
2017-10-06 12:51:53 PM  
1 vote:

Mukster: 2inthePink: MAGA

[img.fark.net image 425x425]now in color!


img.fark.net
2017-10-06 12:50:46 PM  
1 vote:

Percise1: Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.

Brief... accurate... undeniable...
I like it!

I've known a meth addicted tow truck driver that had more class and propriety than Trump has.
Trump is farking unbelievable, and the fact that people did, much less still, support him is appalling. The fact that government officials support him is verging on treason as far as I'm concerned.

I just watch in disbelief as this mockery of leadership continues...
I'll be fine, I'll ride out the storm. I'll outlast Trump and be ok, but countless farkwits won't be. If this ship doesn't right itself afterwards, maybe I'll have to cut and run. The morans who cheer him on won't have that option though. It is incredible to watch...


He is doing a fine job, stop watching MSNBC and CNN.
Enjoy the next 7 years!
2017-10-06 12:49:58 PM  
1 vote:

gar1013: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

People on Fark would rather be outraged than contemplate the fact that the folks in Puerto Rico might have appreciated the visit and a bit of levity.


Then we should have just sent a clown.
Wait...
2017-10-06 12:48:20 PM  
1 vote:

sirrerun: All Latest: No watermelons?

He was in Puerto Rico, not Oakland.
They have Mexicans there, not The Blacks.


Not Mes-kins, Ree-kins!
/Moran.
2017-10-06 12:48:01 PM  
1 vote:

Evil Mackerel: LarryDan43: [img.fark.net image 425x237]Winner, winner.

You'll need something to wash that down.
[img.fark.net image 600x400]


I had the misfortune to try some of those once.   They are exactly as awful as you imagine them to be.
2017-10-06 12:46:57 PM  
1 vote:

gar1013: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

People on Fark would rather be outraged than contemplate the fact that the folks in Puerto Rico might have appreciated the visit and a bit of levity.


This.
2017-10-06 12:43:14 PM  
1 vote:
s2.quickmeme.com
2017-10-06 12:41:17 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2017-10-06 12:31:31 PM  
1 vote:

Weatherkiss: Mr.Poops: Say what you will about Trump, he's certainly made Fark VERY interesting in the past year.

I'm kind of undecided.


So are the xenomorphs.
2017-10-06 12:29:42 PM  
1 vote:

skozlaw: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

If you drew the short straw for making excuses for Trump today, you may want to save your energy. Given the whole todo with Tillerson you might have a lot of work this evening, and the damage is already done from his completely tone deaf PR visit.

Best to just pretend this doesn't exist and save up for potential fallout this evening.


They're warming up. Can't just shill cold. That's how you get a sprain.
2017-10-06 12:21:10 PM  
1 vote:

skozlaw: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

If you drew the short straw for making excuses for Trump today, you may want to save your energy. Given the whole todo with Tillerson you might have a lot of work this evening, and the damage is already done from his completely tone deaf PR visit.

Best to just pretend this doesn't exist and save up for potential fallout this evening.


Dude is a dick, why make up shiat?

I love the mind reading too, making shiat up only fuels the Dicks belief that folks lie about him.
2017-10-06 12:19:05 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.netWinner, winner.
2017-10-06 12:16:37 PM  
1 vote:

FormlessOne: Holy shiat, that would've been hilarious to see, though.

"LOOK, I'M HELPIN'!" *toss*
...
*thud*
...
*panicked cries for paramedics*
...
"...damned Mexican ingrates. Fark 'em, I'm out."


*facecan*
2017-10-06 12:13:02 PM  
1 vote:

Vodka Zombie: Benevolent Misanthrope: [img.fark.net image 320x206]

That's what I picture "Pouring One Out for Bannon" looks like.


That should be incredibly popular with Republicans: A pre-lubricated chicken.
2017-10-06 12:10:37 PM  
1 vote:

sirrerun: abhorrent1: [img.fark.net image 415x387]


They're selling this on tee-shirts to raise money for PR

Where? Put me down for a couple.


https://teespring.com/paper-toilet-dotard#pid=369&cid=6512&sid=front
2017-10-06 11:59:03 AM  
1 vote:
Hah hah, that would have been awesome.  I could picture him beaning people in the head with cans.
2017-10-06 11:24:17 AM  
1 vote:
Holy shiat, that would've been hilarious to see, though.

"LOOK, I'M HELPIN'!" *toss*
...
*thud*
...
*panicked cries for paramedics*
...
"...damned Mexican ingrates. Fark 'em, I'm out."
2017-10-06 11:10:06 AM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised he didn't bring along and throw a bunch of baseballs.

Puerto Ricans love baseball. It been belly belly good to them.
 
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