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(Uproxx)   Think Trump throwing paper towels at Puerto Ricans was bad? He almost threw cans of chicken until told not to   ( uproxx.com) divider line
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2017-10-06 12:19:17 PM  
Say what you will about Trump, he's certainly made Fark VERY interesting in the past year.
 
2017-10-06 12:19:30 PM  

ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...


If you drew the short straw for making excuses for Trump today, you may want to save your energy. Given the whole todo with Tillerson you might have a lot of work this evening, and the damage is already done from his completely tone deaf PR visit.

Best to just pretend this doesn't exist and save up for potential fallout this evening.
 
2017-10-06 12:20:34 PM  

Mr.Poops: Say what you will about Trump, he's certainly made Fark VERY interesting in the past year.


I'm kind of undecided.
 
2017-10-06 12:20:47 PM  
Realizing that Puerto Rico's elderly are the ones most suffering . . . Boy, that's a stretch.

A guy who doesn't know why flashlights are needed, and had never understood why no clean drinking water for 3,500,000 people would be a life-or-death problem -- a guy like that would want to go outside a toss a frisbie around on the beach with the energetic, well fed young people who are waiting for the Maserati dealership to re-open.
 
2017-10-06 12:21:10 PM  

skozlaw: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

If you drew the short straw for making excuses for Trump today, you may want to save your energy. Given the whole todo with Tillerson you might have a lot of work this evening, and the damage is already done from his completely tone deaf PR visit.

Best to just pretend this doesn't exist and save up for potential fallout this evening.


Dude is a dick, why make up shiat?

I love the mind reading too, making shiat up only fuels the Dicks belief that folks lie about him.
 
2017-10-06 12:22:24 PM  

LarryDan43: [img.fark.net image 425x237]Winner, winner.


You'll need something to wash that down.
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 12:22:38 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 12:23:25 PM  
Of course I believe that.
 
2017-10-06 12:25:05 PM  

idrow: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He's a narcissistic sociopath, but I'm cool with the clinically insane diagnosis.  I really think there should be a psyche eval requirement when someone runs for president.  At the very least, he is mentally unfit.


You need a psych eval to get a clearance. But I guess you also need financial disclosure so whatever nothing means anything anymore.
 
2017-10-06 12:26:08 PM  

ArthurVandelay: skozlaw: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

If you drew the short straw for making excuses for Trump today, you may want to save your energy. Given the whole todo with Tillerson you might have a lot of work this evening, and the damage is already done from his completely tone deaf PR visit.

Best to just pretend this doesn't exist and save up for potential fallout this evening.

Dude is a dick, why make up shiat?

I love the mind reading too, making shiat up only fuels the Dicks belief that folks lie about him.


Are you honestly trying to say that there's not even a CHANCE that Trump isn't enough of a dumbfark to pick up a can of chicken and try to lob it out into a crowd?
 
2017-10-06 12:26:43 PM  

rummonkey: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He is widely known as a rich buffoon in NY social circles, part of the reason he prefers to go to events he hosts. I remember reading about the rich kid social groups in NY and Ivanka was always a bit of a pity case because of his idiocy.


I remember watching the documentary The 1%. Ivanka definitely came off as slightly embarrassed and apologetic over what an idiot asshole of a father she has.
 
2017-10-06 12:27:13 PM  
#fakenews
#farknews
 
2017-10-06 12:27:45 PM  
Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.
 
2017-10-06 12:29:42 PM  

skozlaw: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

If you drew the short straw for making excuses for Trump today, you may want to save your energy. Given the whole todo with Tillerson you might have a lot of work this evening, and the damage is already done from his completely tone deaf PR visit.

Best to just pretend this doesn't exist and save up for potential fallout this evening.


They're warming up. Can't just shill cold. That's how you get a sprain.
 
2017-10-06 12:31:15 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.


QFT
 
2017-10-06 12:31:18 PM  

Opacity: He should have thrown batteries, then he could have claimed that he gave them power.


img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 12:31:31 PM  

Weatherkiss: Mr.Poops: Say what you will about Trump, he's certainly made Fark VERY interesting in the past year.

I'm kind of undecided.


So are the xenomorphs.
 
2017-10-06 12:32:39 PM  

idrow: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He's a narcissistic sociopath, but I'm cool with the clinically insane diagnosis.  I really think there should be a psyche eval requirement when someone runs for president.  At the very least, he is mentally unfit.


Supposedly, that is called the 25th Amendment, but the majority of the cabinet and the VP have to agree.  Given that science and medicine are anathema to the GOP, this is not happening.
 
2017-10-06 12:33:47 PM  

wichitaleaf: rummonkey: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He is widely known as a rich buffoon in NY social circles, part of the reason he prefers to go to events he hosts. I remember reading about the rich kid social groups in NY and Ivanka was always a bit of a pity case because of his idiocy.

You forgot one word when describing "NY social circles".
Liberal.

Of course they are not going to say anything good about an outsider like Trump.


How are you arriving at that conclusion?
 
2017-10-06 12:35:17 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Benevolent Misanthrope: [img.fark.net image 320x206]

[img.fark.net image 270x216]


For some reason all i can think of is the Queens lair in Aliens.

/game over man!
 
2017-10-06 12:35:50 PM  

ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...


People on Fark would rather be outraged than contemplate the fact that the folks in Puerto Rico might have appreciated the visit and a bit of levity.
 
2017-10-06 12:37:47 PM  

dinch: ArthurVandelay: skozlaw: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

If you drew the short straw for making excuses for Trump today, you may want to save your energy. Given the whole todo with Tillerson you might have a lot of work this evening, and the damage is already done from his completely tone deaf PR visit.

Best to just pretend this doesn't exist and save up for potential fallout this evening.

Dude is a dick, why make up shiat?

I love the mind reading too, making shiat up only fuels the Dicks belief that folks lie about him.

Are you honestly trying to say that there's not even a CHANCE that Trump isn't enough of a dumbfark to pick up a can of chicken and try to lob it out into a crowd?


Supposition does not equal fact.

Do I think he's an idiot, fark yeah.

Do I think he could do something so stupid? (He's done greater already)

Still doesn't change the fact that this story is not how it's being represented, and that adds fuel to Trumps' "They lie about me" fire.

"Just the facts."
 
2017-10-06 12:37:51 PM  

wichitaleaf: rummonkey: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He is widely known as a rich buffoon in NY social circles, part of the reason he prefers to go to events he hosts. I remember reading about the rich kid social groups in NY and Ivanka was always a bit of a pity case because of his idiocy.

You forgot one word when describing "NY social circles".
Liberal.
Of course they are not going to say anything good about an outsider like Trump.


Trump held as many Liberal and Libertarian view as anybody else back in the 90s. It was more about Trump being tacky and boorish.
 
2017-10-06 12:38:08 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Benevolent Misanthrope: [img.fark.net image 320x206]

[img.fark.net image 270x216]


ELL OH ELL!
 
2017-10-06 12:41:08 PM  

blackminded: skozlaw: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

If you drew the short straw for making excuses for Trump today, you may want to save your energy. Given the whole todo with Tillerson you might have a lot of work this evening, and the damage is already done from his completely tone deaf PR visit.

Best to just pretend this doesn't exist and save up for potential fallout this evening.

They're warming up. Can't just shill cold. That's how you get a sprain.


Ooo Ooo!!! Do I get to be a Trump supporter in this thread?

I've not been one of those yet.

I advocate on behalf of the Devil, I don't have enough time for him AND Trump.
 
2017-10-06 12:41:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 12:41:33 PM  
That's nothing. He had been working on a hilarious skit that would have brought a smile to all those poor people in PR. Not sure if Kelly put the kibosh on it or what. Too bad. It would have killed. I mean, who doesn't love some Bill Dana?

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 12:42:10 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 12:43:14 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2017-10-06 12:44:22 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: wichitaleaf: rummonkey: harleyquinnical: Mugato: He's clinically insane. It's not even debatable anymore.

He wants the grandeur, the prestige, and the praise.  The details do not matter.  He just wants to appear to be one of the people.  It's not that he is insane so much as the product of an upbringing in the 50's with having lots of money and never hearing the word 'no'.  He is a spoiled rich kid who wants to play Army.  A short temper and a fragile ego do not make him insane.  He is mentally incompetent, possibly due to the lack of exercise and vulgar eating habits.

He is widely known as a rich buffoon in NY social circles, part of the reason he prefers to go to events he hosts. I remember reading about the rich kid social groups in NY and Ivanka was always a bit of a pity case because of his idiocy.

You forgot one word when describing "NY social circles".
Liberal.
Of course they are not going to say anything good about an outsider like Trump.

How are you arriving at that conclusion?


i.ytimg.com
 
2017-10-06 12:44:52 PM  

Weatherkiss: [img.fark.net image 564x280]


IT'S GONNA END, CARL!
 
2017-10-06 12:45:06 PM  

2inthePink: MAGA


img.fark.netnow in color!
 
2017-10-06 12:45:15 PM  
Dude....wait.....canned whole chicken is an actual thing? I am stunned. Like literally.....I....I don't know what to say or think right now. I kind of feel like how the fish looks in this gif
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 12:46:01 PM  

gar1013: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

People on Fark would rather be outraged than contemplate the fact that the folks in Puerto Rico might have appreciated the visit and a bit of levity.


He's a dick. Do you know what that is? Do you know how that feels? Do you like it when you meet one? Is that what you want from your commander in chief? Is that the representation you want for your country? All questions for your consideration while playing the devils advocate.
 
2017-10-06 12:46:57 PM  

gar1013: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

People on Fark would rather be outraged than contemplate the fact that the folks in Puerto Rico might have appreciated the visit and a bit of levity.


This.
 
2017-10-06 12:47:14 PM  
He can't be that stupid... no wait yes he can.
 
2017-10-06 12:48:01 PM  

Evil Mackerel: LarryDan43: [img.fark.net image 425x237]Winner, winner.

You'll need something to wash that down.
[img.fark.net image 600x400]


I had the misfortune to try some of those once.   They are exactly as awful as you imagine them to be.
 
2017-10-06 12:48:20 PM  

sirrerun: All Latest: No watermelons?

He was in Puerto Rico, not Oakland.
They have Mexicans there, not The Blacks.


Not Mes-kins, Ree-kins!
/Moran.
 
2017-10-06 12:49:07 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.


Brief... accurate... undeniable...
I like it!

I've known a meth addicted tow truck driver that had more class and propriety than Trump has.
Trump is farking unbelievable, and the fact that people did, much less still, support him is appalling. The fact that government officials support him is verging on treason as far as I'm concerned.

I just watch in disbelief as this mockery of leadership continues...
I'll be fine, I'll ride out the storm. I'll outlast Trump and be ok, but countless farkwits won't be. If this ship doesn't right itself afterwards, maybe I'll have to cut and run. The morans who cheer him on won't have that option though. It is incredible to watch...
 
2017-10-06 12:49:58 PM  

gar1013: ArthurVandelay: FTFA:
"Trump passed out yellow bags of rice and then started tossing rolls of towels into the crowd as if he were shooting free throws. a) The crowd laughed and cheered him on. When he contemplated doing the same with the cans of chicken, b) the crowd gently told him no."

A: Oops, no one told them he was doing something wrong...

B: Gently?  Coulda' fooled me by the tone of this thread...

People on Fark would rather be outraged than contemplate the fact that the folks in Puerto Rico might have appreciated the visit and a bit of levity.


Then we should have just sent a clown.
Wait...
 
2017-10-06 12:50:26 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.


At this point I am willing to give people who voted for him a little leeway, anyone who somehow STILL supports him?  You are scum of the earth piles of shiat, the embodiment of everything wrong with this country.
A bunch of sane people voted for Trump because Republican and Taxes and they are having massive regrets, can't take a shiat on people who learned from their mistakes.
 
2017-10-06 12:50:41 PM  

maxandgrinch: [img.fark.net image 550x309]


*itsbeautiful.jpg*

It's only missing the reference to him being a fascist.
 
2017-10-06 12:50:46 PM  

Percise1: Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.

Brief... accurate... undeniable...
I like it!

I've known a meth addicted tow truck driver that had more class and propriety than Trump has.
Trump is farking unbelievable, and the fact that people did, much less still, support him is appalling. The fact that government officials support him is verging on treason as far as I'm concerned.

I just watch in disbelief as this mockery of leadership continues...
I'll be fine, I'll ride out the storm. I'll outlast Trump and be ok, but countless farkwits won't be. If this ship doesn't right itself afterwards, maybe I'll have to cut and run. The morans who cheer him on won't have that option though. It is incredible to watch...


He is doing a fine job, stop watching MSNBC and CNN.
Enjoy the next 7 years!
 
2017-10-06 12:51:46 PM  
When Trump was a small boy, him and his father would drive around the Bronx and toss cans of beans at black people.
He thought this was like that.
 
2017-10-06 12:51:53 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Uncle Pooky: Trump is an idiot, and anyone who voted for him is an idiot.

At this point I am willing to give people who voted for him a little leeway, anyone who somehow STILL supports him?  You are scum of the earth piles of shiat, the embodiment of everything wrong with this country.
A bunch of sane people voted for Trump because Republican and Taxes and they are having massive regrets, can't take a shiat on people who learned from their mistakes.


I say let's get the identities of all the electors responsible and take them to task on this.
You'd think people in those positions should know better.
 
2017-10-06 12:51:53 PM  

Mukster: 2inthePink: MAGA

[img.fark.net image 425x425]now in color!


img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 12:52:51 PM  
In his defense he is only used to grabbing cans.
 
2017-10-06 12:57:56 PM  
uproxx.files.wordpress.com
 
2017-10-06 12:58:19 PM  

flemardo: In his defense he is only used to grabbing cans.


img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 12:58:49 PM  

Mudd's woman: maxandgrinch: [img.fark.net image 550x309]

*itsbeautiful.jpg*

It's only missing the reference to him being a fascist.


Almost everyone knows what The Dude says next, and it was a bit

img.fark.net
 
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