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(Washington Post)   Everything Trump touches dies. Including his presidency   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2017-10-06 11:42:38 AM  
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2017-10-06 11:52:28 AM  
I used to think "shiat Midas" was hilarious and pretty spot on.  Now I think it's far, far too charitable.
 
2017-10-06 11:57:05 AM  
magiccards.info
 
2017-10-06 11:59:18 AM  
He certainly does have the touch...
 
2017-10-06 12:02:39 PM  
"How we get out of this cycle is anybody's guess, since it is clear that Trump and Republicans don't view it as an option to just stop lying so damn much."

I just don't see their honesty as helping them any:

"We want to pass a health care bill that takes coverage away from millions of people and increases the amount of needless deaths due to lack of health insurance so we can cut taxes for the few, the proud, the wealthy. We want to pass a tax cut plan that only helps the wealthy, but we are gonna give it a catchy name so you can think it's gonna help small businesses, the middle class and job creation. We want to take your hard earned money that you've paid taxes on and give it to these guys who already have 90% of the nation's wealth. Just because we like them more than you."
 
2017-10-06 12:06:05 PM  
Quick! Lets rally some protestors to erect a giant piece of digital signage streaming a video an Ivanka look alike doing softcore porn just outside the White House
 
2017-10-06 12:08:12 PM  
Everything Trump touches dies. Including his presidency

That's bad news for some pussies.
 
2017-10-06 12:31:22 PM  
I'm afraid he may kill THE presidency
 
2017-10-06 12:58:07 PM  
That's not poop on his fingers, it's bronzer.
 
2017-10-06 01:01:24 PM  

Epic Fap Session: That's not poop on his fingers, it's bronzer.


He puts it all the way up his butt?!?!
 
2017-10-06 01:06:25 PM  

Diogenes: Epic Fap Session: That's not poop on his fingers, it's bronzer.

He puts it all the way up his butt?!?!


Gotta look pretty for Putin
 
2017-10-06 01:14:46 PM  
Is that why Melania swatted his hand away?  She knows!!
 
2017-10-06 01:51:09 PM  
This MOTUS can't even recognize servicemen by their uniform and says Stealth aircraft is invisible to the human eye.
What's that Rex? Oh, sorry FMOTUS.
 
2017-10-06 01:53:22 PM  
Dead pussies?
 
2017-10-06 01:54:13 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm afraid he may kill THE presidency


I've been thinking about that. What if this whole thing is a concentrated effort to break the power of the executive branch? What if Trump is doing all of the things he's doing on purpose and not because he's extremely incompetent?

/ it's not aliens
 
2017-10-06 01:54:58 PM  
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2017-10-06 01:55:55 PM  
If only we had been able to look at his track record and extrapolate a logical prediction!
 
2017-10-06 01:56:36 PM  
It was a slow death for his dick though.
 
2017-10-06 01:56:40 PM  

BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 580x320]


"The Touch" - The Cybertronic Spree - Live in Studio
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2017-10-06 01:56:42 PM  

BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 580x320]


DJ DASH3R has got The Touch
Youtube POlRUxMpd64
 
2017-10-06 01:57:19 PM  
So Trump knows dim mak? He truly must be the healthiest President ever. In all of history.
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2017-10-06 01:58:28 PM  
For an official pronounced dead so often he sure seems to be causing a lot of damage. And is capable of much more.
 
2017-10-06 01:58:33 PM  
I'm actually sort of worried about what his wackadoo supporters are going to do if his Presidency really does crumble.

Sure, I think it's an abject failure. If only there were some way to know he was a clown in, say, 2015 or even 2016. But, that doesn't mean that he's going away at any time before 2025.
 
2017-10-06 01:58:34 PM  

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2017-10-06 01:58:40 PM  

houstondragon: BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 580x320]

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Satanic_Hamster: BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 580x320]

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Bravo.
 
2017-10-06 01:58:45 PM  

eyeq360: So Trump knows dim mak? He truly must be the healthiest President ever. In all of history.
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howtobeatupanybody.com
 
2017-10-06 01:59:04 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2017-10-06 02:01:40 PM  

iheartscotch: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm afraid he may kill THE presidency

I've been thinking about that. What if this whole thing is a concentrated effort to break the power of the executive branch? What if Trump is doing all of the things he's doing on purpose and not because he's extremely incompetent?

/ it's not aliens


If that were the case, Trump's Omnibungler trait would have a good chance of turning the presidency into a God-Emperorhood.
 
2017-10-06 02:02:21 PM  
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2017-10-06 02:03:08 PM  

houstondragon: BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 580x320]

[Youtube image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/wGS1ETFT_1I]


I lost it at the drummer.  For some reason that shiat is hilarious.
 
2017-10-06 02:04:26 PM  
First time in 7 years the economy lost jobs. Well done, grifting moron apricot Pol Pot.

/taking bets on who he blames
//Obama 2-1
///Democrats in general 3-1
 
2017-10-06 02:04:37 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: I'm actually sort of worried about what his wackadoo supporters are going to do if his Presidency really does crumble.

Sure, I think it's an abject failure. If only there were some way to know he was a clown in, say, 2015 or even 2016. But, that doesn't mean that he's going away at any time before 2025.


I'm worried about what will happen if his fat lazy ass actually has a heart attack or stroke because his die hard supporters will no doubt assume he was assasinated and take to the streets armed
 
2017-10-06 02:04:48 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm afraid he may kill THE presidency


My fear is that all future candidates and Presidents are going to look back on the Trump years and think: "Hey, I can pull whatever crazy crap that I want, and my party will just lap it up."
 
2017-10-06 02:05:38 PM  
"Veteran fundraisers say they're having an unusually hard time setting up meetings with major contributors, lining up checks and organizing events. One seasoned GOP fundraiser forwarded along a curt email from a sought-after donor. "The GOP leaders should know, no movement on remaining agenda: tax reform, infrastructure, deregulation, etc. means no funding from supporters like me," it read. "

Which translates to "If you don't screw over the poors and middle class to make me richer I'm not giving you any money."
 
2017-10-06 02:06:17 PM  

Walker: [img.fark.net image 850x471]


Shake, Little Baby
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2017-10-06 02:06:22 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: houstondragon: BafflerMeal: [img.fark.net image 580x320]

[Youtube image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/wGS1ETFT_1I]

I lost it at the drummer.  For some reason that shiat is hilarious.


The Bafflerette is on some important international conference call getting louder and louder trying to cover up my laughter.  Ah shiat.  I needed this laugh.

Another Badisch Bier for the room.
 
2017-10-06 02:07:22 PM  

iheartscotch: What if Trump is doing all of the things he's doing on purpose and not because he's extremely incompetent?


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He could be doing it on purpose because he is incompetent.
 
2017-10-06 02:08:28 PM  
Most of the pictures I see of Republicans lately make this song pop in my head.

- I try to laugh about it. Cover it all up with lies.

The Cure - Boys Don't Cry (best audio)
Youtube PDEna0WgtIU
 
2017-10-06 02:08:57 PM  
Kelly reversed plans and stayed in DC when the POTUS went to Vegas. I wish I could read the transcripts of Kelly's White House meetings with generals--current and retired..

Trump might not know more than his generals. Shocking.
 
2017-10-06 02:09:31 PM  

skubwa: First time in 7 years the economy lost jobs. Well done, grifting moron apricot Pol Pot.

/taking bets on who he blames
//Obama 2-1
///Democrats in general 3-1


Butter emails.
 
2017-10-06 02:09:33 PM  
As long as we have Electoral Derp, Trump is primed for a 2nd Term, subs.
 
2017-10-06 02:09:58 PM  
I don't really know him, I only know his name
But he crawls under your skin, you're never quite the same, and now I know
He's got something you just can't trust
It's something mysterious
And now it seems he's farking, farking us up

He seems to have an invisible touch yeah
He reaches in, grabs right hold of your p*ssy
He seems to have an invisible touch yeah
It takes control and somehow makes you miss Bushy
 
2017-10-06 02:11:15 PM  

ABQGOD: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm afraid he may kill THE presidency

My fear is that all future candidates and Presidents are going to look back on the Trump years and think: "Hey, I can pull whatever crazy crap that I want, and my party will just lap it up."


Highly likely. The American population isn't suddenly going to get smarter or care.
 
2017-10-06 02:13:16 PM  
I want him out of office as much as anybody with more than two firing synapses.

Until he is out office, you're haven't killed anything.
 
2017-10-06 02:15:17 PM  
Grossly unqualified turdmonster fails at not being a grossly unqualified turdmonster. Somehow maintains his job due to the support of numerous unethical and idiotic adherents to the greater turdmonster philosophy that democrats and social progress are bad things.
 
2017-10-06 02:16:20 PM  
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2017-10-06 02:16:27 PM  

iheartscotch: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm afraid he may kill THE presidency

I've been thinking about that. What if this whole thing is a concentrated effort to break the power of the executive branch? What if Trump is doing all of the things he's doing on purpose and not because he's extremely incompetent?

/ it's not aliens


you mean
like he's working at the interest of something other than our country
i
i just couldn't imagine
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2017-10-06 02:16:27 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm afraid he may kill THE presidency


Or the country.
 
2017-10-06 02:16:30 PM  

stevecore: KiwDaWabbit: I'm actually sort of worried about what his wackadoo supporters are going to do if his Presidency really does crumble.

Sure, I think it's an abject failure. If only there were some way to know he was a clown in, say, 2015 or even 2016. But, that doesn't mean that he's going away at any time before 2025.

I'm worried about what will happen if his fat lazy ass actually has a heart attack or stroke because his die hard supporters will no doubt assume he was assasinated and take to the streets armed


Could be.

I guess what I'm saying is that his supporters are going to be ardent as ever whether or not he's President, dead or alive, et cetera. We are very focused on how bad he is as a President, and rightfully so. But, his supporters aren't going to just disappear because he's gone. They'll likely be even f*cking angrier.
 
2017-10-06 02:19:40 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: stevecore: KiwDaWabbit: I'm actually sort of worried about what his wackadoo supporters are going to do if his Presidency really does crumble.

Sure, I think it's an abject failure. If only there were some way to know he was a clown in, say, 2015 or even 2016. But, that doesn't mean that he's going away at any time before 2025.

I'm worried about what will happen if his fat lazy ass actually has a heart attack or stroke because his die hard supporters will no doubt assume he was assasinated and take to the streets armed

Could be.

I guess what I'm saying is that his supporters are going to be ardent as ever whether or not he's President, dead or alive, et cetera. We are very focused on how bad he is as a President, and rightfully so. But, his supporters aren't going to just disappear because he's gone. They'll likely be even f*cking angrier.


Exactly
 
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