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(BBC-US)   Leopard loose in car factory. Well, at least the workers have cars to get into, Jesus Christ   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Scary, conservator Vinod Kumar, Indian car factory, big cat, dozen forest department, Suzuki, Tiger, Lion, Wildlife rescuers  
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2017-10-06 07:48:14 AM  
37 votes:
Don't worry

/If it's got any Jaguar in it it'll stop running in an hour or so
2017-10-06 08:04:29 AM  
23 votes:
When was it spotted?
2017-10-06 08:08:38 AM  
20 votes:

RJReves: When was it spotted?


Pretty much all its life
2017-10-06 08:15:46 AM  
18 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life


You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.
2017-10-06 08:20:16 AM  
14 votes:

RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.


img.fark.net
2017-10-06 08:40:11 AM  
12 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.

ROR

I gotta puma self out of this pun rut!

Can't take the pun-ishment?


Tigger, please!
2017-10-06 09:29:56 AM  
11 votes:
The method of capture:

img.fark.net
2017-10-06 08:58:01 AM  
11 votes:
FTA:
Some people also tried throwing firecrackers in a bid to dislodge the big cat

That would only work if it wasn't a Def Leppard.
2017-10-06 08:06:57 AM  
7 votes:
It escaped from the lavatory.
2017-10-06 12:54:43 PM  
5 votes:
img.fark.net
2017-10-06 10:17:42 AM  
5 votes:

randomjsa: He was looking for a jaguar.


Whereas I am looking for a cougar.
2017-10-06 09:42:09 AM  
5 votes:

Lady J: Glad it was captured ok.

The animal was spotted on CCTV in the engine department, which covers six acres. Holy sheeit.

[img.fark.net image 646x411]

miaowy miaow


Of course it was spotted!
2017-10-06 10:12:25 AM  
4 votes:
opps, the other leopard...
2017-10-06 08:38:20 AM  
4 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.

ROR


I gotta puma self out of this pun rut!
2017-10-06 08:29:32 AM  
4 votes:

RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.


MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.


That bites.
2017-10-06 08:28:30 AM  
4 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]


Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.
2017-10-06 08:55:39 AM  
3 votes:
It was after an impalla.
2017-10-06 08:44:24 AM  
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sheesh

/what a buncha pussies


img.fark.netimg.fark.net
2017-10-06 08:42:37 AM  
3 votes:
Sheesh

/what a buncha pussies
2017-10-06 08:40:49 AM  
3 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.

ROR

I gotta puma self out of this pun rut!

Can't take the pun-ishment?


Let's not get catty here.
2017-10-06 08:39:27 AM  
3 votes:

RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.

ROR

I gotta puma self out of this pun rut!


Can't take the pun-ishment?
2017-10-06 08:34:52 AM  
3 votes:

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.


ROR
2017-10-06 08:28:59 AM  
3 votes:

RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.


You ain't lion.
2017-10-06 07:49:09 AM  
3 votes:
How many faces were harmed in the writing of this story?
2017-10-06 01:24:05 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
I'm here because some told me about this Brexit thing.
2017-10-06 10:22:26 AM  
2 votes:
They got the wrong kind of cat.

img.fark.net
2017-10-06 09:42:03 AM  
2 votes:
Louie C.K - "Oh My God" 2013 - HBO - "Out of the Food Chain" eng subtitles
Youtube 49yaKL_xmH4


/ Yeah I know its cheetahs
// same thing, cats with spots
2017-10-06 09:21:03 AM  
2 votes:
"You mean this isn't the Jaguar factory?"
2017-10-06 09:08:07 AM  
2 votes:
Well at least Detroit does not have this problem.  It has that going for it...
2017-10-06 02:22:32 PM  
1 vote:
Has anyone mentioned jaguars yet?
2017-10-06 01:25:25 PM  
1 vote:

KodosZardoz: [img.fark.net image 425x266]
I'm here because some told me about this Brexit thing.


Whoops. Thought it was in England. I should really read the articles. 😜
2017-10-06 12:31:46 PM  
1 vote:
Paw prints were spotted in the engineering unit of the factory

That's just ridiculous. Everyone knows cats suck at math.
2017-10-06 12:04:41 PM  
1 vote:

bintananth: catchow: bintananth: The method of capture:

[img.fark.net image 425x425]

Someone please tell me that somewhere on the interwebs is a site devoted to pictures of cats and GI Joes. I must find it!!

I don't know about a dedicated site. Googling "cat vs gi joe" gave me this:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/h3KCFeDMxbo]


Funnied!
farm4.static.flickr.com
2017-10-06 12:00:41 PM  
1 vote:
The best Die Hard reboot ever.
2017-10-06 10:57:34 AM  
1 vote:
Sure it wasn't a Cougar?
img.fark.net
2017-10-06 10:52:40 AM  
1 vote:

catchow: bintananth: The method of capture:

[img.fark.net image 425x425]

Someone please tell me that somewhere on the interwebs is a site devoted to pictures of cats and GI Joes. I must find it!!


I don't know about a dedicated site. Googling "cat vs gi joe" gave me this:

GiJoe vs. Cat (Stop Motion)
Youtube h3KCFeDMxbo
2017-10-06 10:30:06 AM  
1 vote:

dbrunker: They got the wrong kind of cat.

[img.fark.net image 570x380]


www.cbsaction.tvwww.si.edu
2017-10-06 10:28:52 AM  
1 vote:

RJReves: randomjsa: He was looking for a jaguar.

Whereas I am looking for a cougar.


cdn.playbuzz.com
Just stay away from MiGs
2017-10-06 10:25:36 AM  
1 vote:

RJReves: randomjsa: He was looking for a jaguar.

Whereas I am looking for a cougar.


*snert*
2017-10-06 10:21:20 AM  
1 vote:

Archie Goodwin: It escaped from the lavatory.


Somebody obviously didn't pay attention to the sign on the door.
2017-10-06 10:00:12 AM  
1 vote:
He was looking for a jaguar.
2017-10-06 09:25:40 AM  
1 vote:
Glad it was captured ok.

The animal was spotted on CCTV in the engine department, which covers six acres. Holy sheeit.

img.fark.net

miaowy miaow
2017-10-06 09:18:03 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2017-10-06 09:06:24 AM  
1 vote:
once a cheetah, always a cheetah
2017-10-06 09:02:29 AM  
1 vote:
Just trying to save face.
2017-10-06 08:57:22 AM  
1 vote:
They threw firecrackers.  Are these standard factory components?  Did they bring them in for Bob's birthday?  Does everyone in india walk around with a package of firecrackers in their pockets?  I must know!
 
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