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(BBC-US)   Leopard loose in car factory. Well, at least the workers have cars to get into, Jesus Christ   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Scary, conservator Vinod Kumar, Indian car factory, big cat, dozen forest department, Suzuki, Tiger, Lion, Wildlife rescuers  
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2017-10-06 07:48:14 AM  
5 votes:
Don't worry

/If it's got any Jaguar in it it'll stop running in an hour or so
2017-10-06 08:57:22 AM  
3 votes:
They threw firecrackers.  Are these standard factory components?  Did they bring them in for Bob's birthday?  Does everyone in india walk around with a package of firecrackers in their pockets?  I must know!
2017-10-06 08:52:15 AM  
3 votes:
Time for some Ogden Nash.

The panther is a lot like a leopard,
except that it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
prepare to say ouch!
Or better yet, if called by a panther,
don't anther.
2017-10-06 08:50:57 AM  
3 votes:
It escaped from a disused lavatory in the basement?
2017-10-06 12:54:43 PM  
2 votes:
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2017-10-06 08:08:38 AM  
2 votes:

RJReves: When was it spotted?


Pretty much all its life
2017-10-06 10:21:20 AM  
1 vote:

Archie Goodwin: It escaped from the lavatory.


Somebody obviously didn't pay attention to the sign on the door.
2017-10-06 09:25:40 AM  
1 vote:
Glad it was captured ok.

The animal was spotted on CCTV in the engine department, which covers six acres. Holy sheeit.

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miaowy miaow
2017-10-06 09:18:03 AM  
1 vote:
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2017-10-06 08:40:11 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

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Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.

ROR

I gotta puma self out of this pun rut!

Can't take the pun-ishment?


Tigger, please!
2017-10-06 08:06:57 AM  
1 vote:
It escaped from the lavatory.
2017-10-06 07:46:09 AM  
1 vote:
Make sure you keep the windows up.
 
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