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(BBC-US)   Leopard loose in car factory. Well, at least the workers have cars to get into, Jesus Christ   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Scary, conservator Vinod Kumar, Indian car factory, big cat, dozen forest department, Suzuki, Tiger, Lion, Wildlife rescuers  
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2017-10-06 07:46:09 AM  
Make sure you keep the windows up.
 
2017-10-06 07:48:14 AM  
Don't worry

/If it's got any Jaguar in it it'll stop running in an hour or so
 
2017-10-06 07:49:09 AM  
How many faces were harmed in the writing of this story?
 
2017-10-06 08:04:29 AM  
When was it spotted?
 
2017-10-06 08:06:57 AM  
It escaped from the lavatory.
 
2017-10-06 08:08:38 AM  

RJReves: When was it spotted?


Pretty much all its life
 
2017-10-06 08:15:46 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life


You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.
 
2017-10-06 08:20:16 AM  

RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.


img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 08:28:30 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]


Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.
 
2017-10-06 08:28:59 AM  

RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.


You ain't lion.
 
2017-10-06 08:29:32 AM  

RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.


MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.


That bites.
 
2017-10-06 08:34:52 AM  

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.


ROR
 
2017-10-06 08:38:20 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.

ROR


I gotta puma self out of this pun rut!
 
2017-10-06 08:39:27 AM  

RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.

ROR

I gotta puma self out of this pun rut!


Can't take the pun-ishment?
 
2017-10-06 08:40:11 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.

ROR

I gotta puma self out of this pun rut!

Can't take the pun-ishment?


Tigger, please!
 
2017-10-06 08:40:49 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.

ROR

I gotta puma self out of this pun rut!

Can't take the pun-ishment?


Let's not get catty here.
 
2017-10-06 08:42:37 AM  
Sheesh

/what a buncha pussies
 
2017-10-06 08:44:24 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sheesh

/what a buncha pussies


img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 08:50:57 AM  
It escaped from a disused lavatory in the basement?
 
2017-10-06 08:52:15 AM  
Time for some Ogden Nash.

The panther is a lot like a leopard,
except that it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
prepare to say ouch!
Or better yet, if called by a panther,
don't anther.
 
2017-10-06 08:55:39 AM  
It was after an impalla.
 
2017-10-06 08:57:22 AM  
They threw firecrackers.  Are these standard factory components?  Did they bring them in for Bob's birthday?  Does everyone in india walk around with a package of firecrackers in their pockets?  I must know!
 
2017-10-06 08:58:01 AM  
FTA:
Some people also tried throwing firecrackers in a bid to dislodge the big cat

That would only work if it wasn't a Def Leppard.
 
2017-10-06 09:02:29 AM  
Just trying to save face.
 
2017-10-06 09:06:24 AM  
once a cheetah, always a cheetah
 
2017-10-06 09:07:28 AM  
Now is the perfect time for a big cat showdown. Leopard v. Jaguar
 
2017-10-06 09:08:02 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Don't worry

/If it's got any Jaguar in it it'll stop running in an hour or so


Jokes from the 1980's:
Each Jaguar sold comes with a free authentic English plumber who wears a cabbie hat, calls you "Guv'na " and will cheerfully spend two hours doing the oil change for you.

/no idea how bad the cars are
// never will afford one anyways
/// class jealousy for the win
 
2017-10-06 09:08:07 AM  
Well at least Detroit does not have this problem.  It has that going for it...
 
2017-10-06 09:11:59 AM  

ObscureNameHere: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Don't worry

/If it's got any Jaguar in it it'll stop running in an hour or so

Jokes from the 1980's:
Each Jaguar sold comes with a free authentic English plumber who wears a cabbie hat, calls you "Guv'na " and will cheerfully spend two hours doing the oil change for you.

/no idea how bad the cars are
// never will afford one anyways
/// class jealousy for the win


XKEs were actually pretty common, and relatively cheap, when I first got into driving

/Cheap to buy, anyway
//Parts were... pricey
///owned a Triumph and a MG, too
////My shade tree mechanic days
 
2017-10-06 09:16:42 AM  
it thought it was a Cheescake Factory.
 
2017-10-06 09:17:39 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

[img.fark.net image 498x274]

Hey! If I'm lion, I'm dyin'.

MrBallou: RJReves: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RJReves: When was it spotted?

Pretty much all its life

You know what they say... Cheetahs never prosper.

You ain't lion.

That bites.

ROR

I gotta puma self out of this pun rut!

Can't take the pun-ishment?


Not even an ounce of it?
 
2017-10-06 09:18:03 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 09:21:03 AM  
"You mean this isn't the Jaguar factory?"
 
2017-10-06 09:25:40 AM  
Glad it was captured ok.

The animal was spotted on CCTV in the engine department, which covers six acres. Holy sheeit.

img.fark.net

miaowy miaow
 
2017-10-06 09:29:56 AM  
The method of capture:

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 09:42:03 AM  
Louie C.K - "Oh My God" 2013 - HBO - "Out of the Food Chain" eng subtitles
Youtube 49yaKL_xmH4


/ Yeah I know its cheetahs
// same thing, cats with spots
 
2017-10-06 09:42:09 AM  

Lady J: Glad it was captured ok.

The animal was spotted on CCTV in the engine department, which covers six acres. Holy sheeit.

[img.fark.net image 646x411]

miaowy miaow


Of course it was spotted!
 
2017-10-06 10:00:12 AM  
He was looking for a jaguar.
 
2017-10-06 10:11:52 AM  
Tropical Storm Nate Discussion Number   8
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL       AL162017
400 AM CDT Fri Oct 06 2017
An Air Force plane fixed the center of Nate as it was moving back
over the waters of the Gulf of Honduras a few hours ago. The minimum
central pressure was estimated at 999 mb, and a combination of
flight-level and the SFMR winds yield an intensity of 40 kt. The
surface circulation is broad, and the strongest winds are within a
cyclonically curved band in the eastern semicircle. Radar from
Honduras also helped to track the center when the cyclone was over
Honduras.  Nate is moving toward the very warm waters of the
northwestern Caribbean Sea and within an environment of light shear.
On this basis, the NHC forecast calls for some strengthening through
the next 48 hours, and Nate is expected to be a Category one
hurricane by the time it is close to the U.S. coast. The interaction
with the Yucatan peninsula, however, could halt the strengthening
temporarily in the 12 to 24 hour period.  Once Nate moves inland
over the U.S., weakening is anticipated and the cyclone most likely
will dissipate by the end of the forecast period.
Nate is moving toward the north-northwest or 340 degrees at 12 kt.
The cyclone is sandwiched between a large cyclonic gyre over
Central America and a developing subtropical ridge over the
western Atlantic. This flow pattern should steer Nate on the same
general north-northwest track with a marked increase in forward
speed for the next 2 days. After that time,  Nate should be on the
northern edge of the subtropical high and become steered toward the
northeast by the mid-latitude westerly flow. The confidence in the
track forecast is high since most of the reliable guidance have come
to a very good agreement, and models are tightly clustered at least
for the next 2 to 3 days.  The NHC forecast is in the middle of the
envelope.
 
2017-10-06 10:12:25 AM  
opps, the other leopard...
 
2017-10-06 10:15:08 AM  
It was looking for the bonnet leaper photoshoot.
 
2017-10-06 10:15:51 AM  

SwiftFox: Tropical Storm Nate Discussion Number   8
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL       AL162017
400 AM CDT Fri Oct 06 2017


Are you having a posting stroke?
 
2017-10-06 10:16:40 AM  
He was just trying to help Mowgli find a job.
 
2017-10-06 10:17:42 AM  

randomjsa: He was looking for a jaguar.


Whereas I am looking for a cougar.
 
2017-10-06 10:21:20 AM  

Archie Goodwin: It escaped from the lavatory.


Somebody obviously didn't pay attention to the sign on the door.
 
2017-10-06 10:22:26 AM  
They got the wrong kind of cat.

img.fark.net
 
2017-10-06 10:25:36 AM  

RJReves: randomjsa: He was looking for a jaguar.

Whereas I am looking for a cougar.


*snert*
 
2017-10-06 10:28:52 AM  

RJReves: randomjsa: He was looking for a jaguar.

Whereas I am looking for a cougar.


cdn.playbuzz.com
Just stay away from MiGs
 
2017-10-06 10:30:06 AM  

dbrunker: They got the wrong kind of cat.

[img.fark.net image 570x380]


www.cbsaction.tvwww.si.edu
 
2017-10-06 10:34:13 AM  

bintananth: The method of capture:

[img.fark.net image 425x425]


Someone please tell me that somewhere on the interwebs is a site devoted to pictures of cats and GI Joes. I must find it!!
 
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