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2017-10-06 08:46:15 AM  
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Police seized the gun, cash and drugs.

OK, I can see why they'd seize the gun and the drugs, but did they really have to take the $94 out of the man's wallet?
 
2017-10-06 09:31:28 AM  
Time to harvest the gummy worms.
 
2017-10-06 10:32:25 AM  
Raggedy Andy looking motherfarker.
 
2017-10-06 10:33:53 AM  
Fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas Dallas with all that.
 
2017-10-06 10:37:56 AM  
Walker is charged with seven counts, including possession of firearm prohibited, carrying a firearm without a license, receiving stolen property, possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia, possession of controlled substances and possession of drugs with intent to deliver

THAT'S A LIE!
 
2017-10-06 10:42:31 AM  
Dude - why so angry??
 
2017-10-06 10:43:11 AM  
I love the carefully arranged one-dollar bills.
 
2017-10-06 10:45:58 AM  
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2017-10-06 10:47:16 AM  
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2017-10-06 10:48:59 AM  
He fails at coordinating his hair color with his jersey.
 
2017-10-06 10:49:14 AM  
I was hoping for "Rockin" Rollen Stewart.

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2017-10-06 10:50:46 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [image.pennlive.com image 850x510]
Police seized the gun, cash and drugs.

OK, I can see why they'd seize the gun and the drugs, but did they really have to take the $94 out of the man's wallet?


Probably to document what was found in his possession. Legal stuff and not legal stuff.  Notice no wallet or ID.
 
2017-10-06 10:55:55 AM  
That guy reeks of poor choices made.

Sin_City_Superhero: [image.pennlive.com image 850x510]
Police seized the gun, cash and drugs.

OK, I can see why they'd seize the gun and the drugs, but did they really have to take the $94 out of the man's wallet?


That is the $94 out of $494 that made it to the evidence locker. It's tough to live on police salary!
So, my question is, why isn't that seized under civil asset forfeiture laws? Are they slipping?
 
2017-10-06 10:59:10 AM  
He looks like he's got Cheetos woven into his dreads.
 
OOF
2017-10-06 11:01:18 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: He looks like he's got Cheetos woven into his dreads.


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2017-10-06 11:02:04 AM  

Percise1: That guy reeks of poor choices made.


The thing is, though, he's a handsome guy. Stop snarling, cut that ridiculous hair, get a degree in finance, and he'd fit right in at any corporate office.

I get it, though. Some people don't want to work for the Man.
 
2017-10-06 11:08:36 AM  
He needs a better stylist.
 
2017-10-06 11:08:53 AM  
Not sure what you're talking about, submitter. That type of hairstyle shouldn't even bat an eye in 2017.

Maybe you're just an old fart.
 
2017-10-06 11:10:09 AM  
His hair looks strangely edible, not that I would. Also, I like the cops artful display of his goods....reminds me of grandma's tabletop.
 
2017-10-06 11:24:34 AM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [image.pennlive.com image 850x510]
Police seized the gun, cash and drugs.

OK, I can see why they'd seize the gun and the drugs, but did they really have to take the $94 out of the man's wallet?


They arrested him too soon, should've waited till he had more cash to seize.  Now the cops will have to sell the drugs themselves.
 
2017-10-06 11:33:28 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: He looks like he's got Cheetos woven into his dreads.


It's to show that he's dangerously cheesy.

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2017-10-06 11:40:48 AM  
If you are going to lead a life of crime. Maybe standing out is not the best thing.
 
2017-10-06 11:44:37 AM  

OOF: DjangoStonereaver: He looks like he's got Cheetos woven into his dreads.

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I stepped on my dog trying to get away from this sight ..
 
2017-10-06 11:55:45 AM  
He should have tucked his hair up under his hat and went in to ask them why.
 
2017-10-06 12:01:50 PM  
 Cops need to stop  profiling African Americans,

Let the bro go
 
2017-10-06 12:34:48 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: [image.pennlive.com image 850x510]
Police seized the gun, cash and drugs.

OK, I can see why they'd seize the gun and the drugs, but did they really have to take the $94 out of the man's wallet?


I was thinking the same thing.  But yes. Yes they do.

I also like how they lined it up like they do with "racks".  The disorganization kind of got to me though.  I also like the spot on the table that alludes to "accidental spillage" of a "white powdery substance".
 
2017-10-06 12:41:41 PM  
Ain't nuttin' wrong wit his hurr.
 
2017-10-06 01:08:23 PM  
His hair is fine, though I am not a big fan of the ultra yellow.  A golden brown would have been better, imo.
 
2017-10-06 01:29:13 PM  
"In Lieu of Red Tape"
 
2017-10-06 01:32:43 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Percise1: That guy reeks of poor choices made.

The thing is, though, he's a handsome guy. Stop snarling, cut that ridiculous hair, get a degree in finance, and he'd fit right in at any corporate office.

I get it, though. Some people don't want to work for the Man.


I essentially agree, other than 2 things: I'm not sure a tie would cover the neck tat, and in all honesty, some people just don't have the brains/focus for college. But regardless, just cleaning up that mop (the dreads are even fine) and doing 1 of 1,000 easily achievable things would be more rewarding long term than slinging rocks on a street corner.
Felon in possession of a stolen gun pretty much tells me he's not down for night school regardless...
 
2017-10-06 01:55:37 PM  

Thosw: Ain't nuttin' wrong wit his hurr.


This type of talk could earn you a time-out.
 
2017-10-06 01:59:34 PM  
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2017-10-06 02:11:40 PM  
Looks like a bunch of tampoons.
 
2017-10-06 04:14:26 PM  

404 page not found: Thosw: Ain't nuttin' wrong wit his hurr.

This type of talk could earn you a time-out.


Yeah. I probably should have put quotes around it.
 
2017-10-06 04:15:53 PM  
Does anybody else miss the 'Mugshots of the Week' thread?
 
2017-10-06 04:49:53 PM  
Just wait until he plugs in at night...
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2017-10-06 06:43:19 PM  
I'm not going to be able to eat cheese fries for a while.
 
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