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(NJ.com)   How a heartbroken doomsday prepper who lost everything is now saving hurricane victims   ( nj.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, subterranean living area, House, lead-lined bomb shelter, nice cul-de-sac, Tuckerton Road, doomsday prepper, beloved wife, MEDFORD TWP.  
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2017-10-05 11:46:27 PM  
5 votes:
If his bunker and preparations were any good, he could just seal the door and live out his days with the bank trying to decide if it was worth the cost to dig him out.
2017-10-05 10:58:18 PM  
4 votes:
Man prepping for an economic disaster by stockpiling food...loses house and shelter to foreclosure.

Heartbroken?   More like crushed by 2 tons of irony.
2017-10-06 03:39:13 AM  
3 votes:

morg: What's interesting is that he planned to help other people during the apocalypse. I don't think I've ever heard that sentiment from a prepper before.


I was taught how to maintain an AR-15 by friends who figured taking in a vegetarian wouldn't really stress their post apocalyptic resources.
2017-10-06 09:40:40 AM  
2 votes:

morg: What's interesting is that he planned to help other people during the apocalypse. I don't think I've ever heard that sentiment from a prepper before.


It's halloween.  He was planning on fattening up the other people in order to EAT THEM!
2017-10-05 08:17:43 PM  
2 votes:
He lived in Camden, NJ - I can understand the feeling that the end of the world is nigh & the need to build a bunker.

/or move out of Camden
2017-10-06 03:04:05 AM  
1 vote:
Hmm. Double post and the word not turned into the not word nother. I'll drink to that.
2017-10-05 07:24:37 PM  
1 vote:
I wish I had a crazy neighbor like that. He'd be a huge upgrade from my current crazy neighbor.
 
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