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(WPTV)   Nearly 40 Treasure Coast residents banned from Martin County parks after being caught performing amateur porn in public   ( wptv.com) divider line
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2017-10-05 03:50:36 PM  
At the same time!?

How do they maintain their amateur standing?

Were pro scouts there?  The draft season starts soon, I think.
 
2017-10-05 05:08:57 PM  
I think Jon Shainman needs a dictionary.  "Some" is not 40.
 
2017-10-05 05:34:10 PM  
Heh, operation Mangrove...
 
2017-10-05 05:51:20 PM  
performing amateur porn

How do they know they weren't performing professional porn?
 
2017-10-05 06:29:15 PM  
God that must have been some orgy
 
2017-10-05 07:24:25 PM  
Martin County sheriff deputies cruising for men cruising for men? Sounds like a porn film plot to me.
 
2017-10-05 07:37:41 PM  

AirForceVet: Martin County sheriff deputies cruising for men cruising for men? Sounds like a porn film plot to me.


Maybe the strapping young Martin County Sheriff deputies were mad about someone grabbing the best porn sets first.

We're just asking questions here.
 
2017-10-05 07:59:05 PM  
Did they take the Treasure Trail to get to the park?
 
2017-10-05 08:01:40 PM  
Watch the video in the article. Lemon party!
/Imma gonna hurl
 
2017-10-05 08:06:39 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-05 08:08:08 PM  
I can't fap to this.  Thanks for nothing subby.
 
2017-10-05 08:12:10 PM  
Why did they only show pictures of the men?  That's gay.
 
2017-10-05 08:17:16 PM  
"Lifeguard?  This is a BATH TUB!"
 
2017-10-05 08:19:08 PM  
Now they will have to hang out in the airport bathrooms like the old days.
 
2017-10-05 08:22:04 PM  
All those lives ruined over a little dick.

/scarlet Q's for the lot of you
 
2017-10-05 08:29:25 PM  
Once again, life imitates art.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2017-10-05 08:33:04 PM  
The Drifters perform 'Under the Boardwalk' live on QVC
Youtube hjD0Ne3CuaY

ON QVC!
 
2017-10-05 08:47:54 PM  
Oh good, this is in my backyard
 
2017-10-05 08:52:05 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-10-05 08:53:01 PM  
I'm not angry about it from a morals point of view, I'm sad about it from a sociological point of view.

Nearly all the men are 55 or older, raised back during an era when those who craved intimacy from other young men had to get it in secrecy, in odd places. (A few cities were the exception, but probably not anyplace these guys were from.) That's how they were conditioned and that's how they seek it now.
 
2017-10-05 08:53:08 PM  

Charles of York: Oh good, this is in my backyard


Cool...I'll bring lawn chairs and refreshments!
 
2017-10-05 09:08:52 PM  

ralphjr: [img.fark.net image 425x632]


Bless You, Sir!

/You never disappoint.
 
2017-10-05 09:09:38 PM  
mjjt:

God that must have been some orgy stench

Frey
 
2017-10-05 09:11:40 PM  
That was supposed to say ftfy
 
2017-10-05 09:27:13 PM  
Wide stance. I have a wide stance!
 
2017-10-05 10:24:45 PM  
I could have done without the pictures
 
2017-10-05 10:37:35 PM  
They didn't arrest the ladies. Sexism! Oh wait...
 
2017-10-05 11:22:51 PM  
Are we sure they weren't just looking for the pirate's booty?
 
2017-10-05 11:25:23 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2017-10-05 11:33:08 PM  
Don't know about Joe's River but Bob Graham has long had a rep as a gay pickup spot.
A few years ago went for a beach walk with my girlfriend at Jensen Beach. Went south and had some drink cans to throw away so we went to the next dune crossing (what they are calling a boardwalk, but it's not raised. Just a wood plank path). There were all these dudes standing and sitting around looking seriously awkward.  We threw the cans in the trash and went back to the beach. Were talking about how weird it was, she suddenly says, "Oh! THAT was Bob Graham Beach!" and then we understood the strange scene.  Fortunately didn't witness any ongoing "amateur porn.
/ not a particularly CSB
/ / But hey, after PSL, Ft. Pierce, and WPB making FARK now Martin Co. has joined the club!
 
2017-10-06 01:28:46 AM  

Crewmannumber6: mjjt:

God that must have been some orgy stench

Frey


Great - now I've got an image of Walder Frey from GoT in a porno in my mind.
 
2017-10-06 03:22:39 AM  

runwiz: Once again, life imitates art.
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 306x165]


Hey.  Wait your turn!
 
2017-10-06 03:33:05 AM  

Barfmaker: performing amateur porn

How do they know they weren't performing professional porn?


Low production values.
 
2017-10-06 04:23:56 AM  

dammit just give me a login: Don't know about Joe's River but Bob Graham has long had a rep as a gay pickup spot.
A few years ago went for a beach walk with my girlfriend at Jensen Beach. Went south and had some drink cans to throw away so we went to the next dune crossing (what they are calling a boardwalk, but it's not raised. Just a wood plank path). There were all these dudes standing and sitting around looking seriously awkward.  We threw the cans in the trash and went back to the beach. Were talking about how weird it was, she suddenly says, "Oh! THAT was Bob Graham Beach!" and then we understood the strange scene.  Fortunately didn't witness any ongoing "amateur porn.
/ not a particularly CSB
/ / But hey, after PSL, Ft. Pierce, and WPB making FARK now Martin Co. has joined the club!


Not proud sir, in fact, I'm creeped out
 
2017-10-06 07:39:45 AM  
Wake me up when Chickgrove rolls around again. Definitely unfappable.

Looks like they could have called it "Beargrove" just as easily...
 
2017-10-06 09:25:03 AM  
Sounds like a real lemon party.
 
2017-10-06 10:31:14 AM  
I'd still take amateur porn performers over dog owners who don't pick up their dogs' feces.
 
2017-10-06 11:40:27 AM  

bagumpity: I'd still take amateur porn performers over dog owners who don't pick up their dogs' feces.


This.  You are more likely to step in a pile of dog crap than a pile of people have sex.
 
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