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(Boing Boing)   Are you tired of looking at your cat's head? Annoyed by your cat's paws? Then get yourself Qoobo, an adorable, headless, limbless robotic cat. Quoobo. Order now for delivery in time for Caturday   ( boingboing.net) divider line
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2017-10-05 03:16:00 PM  
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2017-10-05 03:57:53 PM  
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2017-10-05 04:02:51 PM  
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2017-10-05 04:08:28 PM  
leave to the Japanese to invent a tailed robo-tribble.
 
2017-10-05 04:09:25 PM  
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2017-10-05 04:09:48 PM  
The part of my cat I tire of looking at her is her butt.  If you want chin scritches it helps to give me your chin, not your ass.
 
2017-10-05 04:16:52 PM  
"Don't worry, they still have cat allergens on them so they're gonna make your allergic guests just as miserable as before if that's your thing. Our scientists are the best!"
 
2017-10-05 04:23:18 PM  
I feel like maybe there is something broken in their culture.
 
2017-10-05 04:26:12 PM  
Old School

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2017-10-05 04:39:14 PM  

uncleacid: Old School

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Ah... a Maine Coon Cat
 
2017-10-05 04:41:14 PM  
It's the fleshlight of pet ownership.
 
2017-10-05 04:41:43 PM  
My head almost fell off it tilted so far to the left. I understand my dog more and more every day.
 
2017-10-05 04:42:52 PM  
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This looks like someone running a miracle cure scam...

"For the low, low price of touching my naughty bits."
 
2017-10-05 04:44:09 PM  
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2017-10-05 04:44:58 PM  
What the hell is wrong with the Japanese? Why is so much of their entertainment a nightmarish abomination?

This is our fault, isn't it? We dropped two nukes on them and they haven't been the same since.
 
2017-10-05 04:45:13 PM  
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2017-10-05 04:45:57 PM  

uncleacid: Old School

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Daniel Boone was a man.

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2017-10-05 04:46:15 PM  
Looks like a furry whoopie cushion. What sound does it make when someone sits on it?
 
2017-10-05 04:46:30 PM  
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2017-10-05 04:46:47 PM  
... and just as useful to me as a real cat.
 
2017-10-05 04:47:36 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: What the hell is wrong with the Japanese? Why is so much of their entertainment a nightmarish abomination?

This is our fault, isn't it? We dropped two nukes on them and they haven't been the same since.


Look at their art and literature thru history.  It was that way long before WW2.
 
2017-10-05 04:48:44 PM  

flamark: uncleacid: Old School

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Daniel Boone was a man.

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♫ With a ca-aat on his head... ♫

/Lyrics were never my strong suit
 
2017-10-05 04:49:54 PM  
I'm tired of my cat getting inside my head.
 
2017-10-05 04:50:16 PM  
No nasty litter boxes? No cat puke on the rugs?
They might be on to something.
 
2017-10-05 04:50:46 PM  
Now, just supposin' you're a woman, and you shove that tail part up into your wootie-hoo, and then you start humping the pillow part. You'd get some nice deep-inside-ya stimulation while you're grinding the wowsey-button against the plush lump.

You're just not thinking fourth dimensionally, Marty!
 
2017-10-05 04:52:16 PM  
(クーボ)は、しっぽのついたクッション型セラピーロボットです。 そっと撫でるとふわふわと、たくさん撫でるとぶんぶんと、そしてときどき気まぐれに、しっぽを振って応えてくれます。 それは、動物のようにあなたを癒やす言葉のいらないコミュニケーション。 しっぽセラピーで、癒やしのある毎日がはじまります。

(Kubo) is a cushion type therapy robot with a tail. When gently stroking, it fluffy, when you stroke a lot, the buzz, and sometimes at a whim, shake the tail and respond. It is communication that does not need words to heal you like an animal. Every day with healing begins with tail therapy. Every nightmare begin with Kubo. Your screams will please the Cat of Gods.
 
2017-10-05 04:53:29 PM  
As someone who's lived with cats all my life, the very first thing that jumped out at me was ...

Cats who twitch their tails like that generally aren't happy.
 
2017-10-05 04:54:48 PM  
Sexy time
 
2017-10-05 04:56:17 PM  
tribble dicks.
 
2017-10-05 04:59:04 PM  
But how does it knock things to the floor?
 
2017-10-05 05:02:19 PM  

70Ford: (クーボ)は、しっぽのついたクッション型セラピーロボットです。 そっと撫でるとふわふわと、たくさん撫でるとぶんぶんと、そしてときどき気まぐれに、しっぽを振って応えてくれます。 それは、動物のようにあなたを癒やす言葉のいらないコミュニケーション。 しっぽセラピーで、癒やしのある毎日がはじまります。

(Kubo) is a cushion type therapy robot with a tail. When gently stroking, it fluffy, when you stroke a lot, the buzz, and sometimes at a whim, shake the tail and respond. It is communication that does not need words to heal you like an animal. Every day with healing begins with tail therapy. Every nightmare begin with Kubo. Your screams will please the Cat of Gods.


"Do not taunt happy (Kubo)"
 
2017-10-05 05:04:35 PM  

dv-ous: I feel like maybe there is something broken in their culture.


I wonder what could have caused such a meltdown of their society.  Do they not realize that the family is the nucleus of any functioning culture?
 
2017-10-05 05:05:15 PM  
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2017-10-05 05:10:02 PM  
I'm going to program my Aibo ERS-7M3 to attack Kubo.
 
2017-10-05 05:14:45 PM  
Probably still uses a litter-box.
 
2017-10-05 05:15:49 PM  
WTF ?    Got 7 rescues and there are no dull moments here... blotting up hairballs is good exercise, the litterbox attracts any flies in the house and the cats get them there.. ( fly to cat = sky raisin).. much acrobatics on display... they sleep all day, and race around all night.. having a 5 cat train roaring across the bed at 3am is a ritual.. don't even wake up for it now..  don't stand in the kitchen doorway and announce "FOOD".. you will get run over..  also, do not release a cicadia into the living room when you are the tallest object in the room..  a full length mirror on it's side, leaning against the wall, provides much entertainment..  have a laser pointer shaped like a mouse.. pushing the button makes a click noise that brings the whole crew out to play, and they will follow you around until the red dot appears...   a pillow with a tail just doesn't cut it.....
 
2017-10-05 05:16:15 PM  

BizarreMan: The part of my cat I tire of looking at her is her butt.  If you want chin scritches it helps to give me your chin, not your ass.


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2017-10-05 05:19:57 PM  
My wife keeps asking me for a third cat, so...

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2017-10-05 05:22:39 PM  

AquaTatanka: Smelly Pirate Hooker: What the hell is wrong with the Japanese? Why is so much of their entertainment a nightmarish abomination?

This is our fault, isn't it? We dropped two nukes on them and they haven't been the same since.

Look at their art and literature thru history.  It was that way long before WW2.


I'm mostly just kidding. We have way more murders than they do. In that context, we're more farked up. Look at who our president is now.
 
2017-10-05 05:26:05 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: 70Ford: (クーボ)は、しっぽのついたクッション型セラピーロボットです。 そっと撫でるとふわふわと、たくさん撫でるとぶんぶんと、そしてときどき気まぐれに、しっぽを振って応えてくれます。 それは、動物のようにあなたを癒やす言葉のいらないコミュニケーション。 しっぽセラピーで、癒やしのある毎日がはじまります。

(Kubo) is a cushion type therapy robot with a tail. When gently stroking, it fluffy, when you stroke a lot, the buzz, and sometimes at a whim, shake the tail and respond. It is communication that does not need words to heal you like an animal. Every day with healing begins with tail therapy. Every nightmare begin with Kubo. Your screams will please the Cat of Gods.

"Do not taunt happy (Kubo)"


"Happy Kubo may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds"
 
2017-10-05 05:28:23 PM  

ChipNASA: BizarreMan: The part of my cat I tire of looking at her is her butt.  If you want chin scritches it helps to give me your chin, not your ass.

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That third panel is why I always kept my bedroom door closed. So my cat couldn't sit on my pillow while I was at work. I let her have the entire living room. I thought that was fair.
 
2017-10-05 05:32:20 PM  

GnomePaladin: dv-ous: I feel like maybe there is something broken in their culture.

I wonder what could have caused such a meltdown of their society.  Do they not realize that the family is the nucleus of any functioning culture?


But kids can cause such splitting headaches. Better to get fixed and then wander about randomly colliding with others than to fuse with one partner. Of course, you could go to school and run around a track for a while and deliberately collide with others, sometimes that can be fun too. And while you may not learn much, others can learn a great deal by watching you.
 
2017-10-05 05:36:14 PM  
What you need is a kitty who knows how not to be seen.

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2017-10-05 05:40:18 PM  

BizarreMan: The part of my cat I tire of looking at her is her butt.  If you want chin scritches it helps to give me your chin, not your ass.


Yeah, if they want it to be accurate they need it to shove its anus in your face.
 
2017-10-05 05:43:14 PM  
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2017-10-05 05:52:40 PM  

washington-babylon: GnomePaladin: dv-ous: I feel like maybe there is something broken in their culture.

I wonder what could have caused such a meltdown of their society.  Do they not realize that the family is the nucleus of any functioning culture?

But kids can cause such splitting headaches. Better to get fixed and then wander about randomly colliding with others than to fuse with one partner. Of course, you could go to school and run around a track for a while and deliberately collide with others, sometimes that can be fun too. And while you may not learn much, others can learn a great deal by watching you.


I don't know, I always feel somehow different as soon as they start watching me.
 
2017-10-05 06:00:17 PM  
Yes, yes that's all well and good subby, but where does the lipstick go?
 
2017-10-05 06:12:31 PM  

70Ford: (クーボ)は、しっぽのついたクッション型セラピーロボットです。 そっと撫でるとふわふわと、たくさん撫でるとぶんぶんと、そしてときどき気まぐれに、しっぽを振って応えてくれます。 それは、動物のようにあなたを癒やす言葉のいらないコミュニケーション。 しっぽセラピーで、癒やしのある毎日がはじまります。

(Kubo) is a cushion type therapy robot with a tail. When gently stroking, it fluffy, when you stroke a lot, the buzz, and sometimes at a whim, shake the tail and respond. It is communication that does not need words to heal you like an animal. Every day with healing begins with tail therapy. Every nightmare begin with Kubo. Your screams will please the Cat of Gods.


And every kiss begins with Kay.
 
2017-10-05 06:13:45 PM  

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Can I interest you in a tea-towel holder?

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2017-10-05 06:16:39 PM  
So, a furry Roomba with a tail?
 
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